Liz!
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Every year my school has a consort and the year sixes and some of the year fives take part. This year I got in(I am year six and I tried out last year but didnt get in 
) and I have the most embarrassing part!! I am Dame Edna! These are my linesJana is just another person who got a part, she is a news reporter)
Dame Edna: *Walks in* Yoohoo! Yoohoo! I am sorry to gate-crash your show but I have just come from a visit with her majesty and I heard about the spot of bother you have found yourselves in and as a fellow moone-pondian I thought it was only neighborly of me to come and provide some moral support, you poor possums!
Jana: Hello Dame Edna, welcome to A Current Affair.
Dame Edna: Hello Jana! Recovered from that last axing? Nasty business that. I love you, you know! *Jana is making a 'cut' motion to the camera* I have always said to my Winston 'you should get together with that Jana, she is very speicle(sp?)!
*The lights turn off and Dame Edna is dragged off stage*
Dame Edna: There must have been a glitch in the lighting! Never trusted technology, I always said to my Winston...
And the other part is:
Dame Edna: I am back! I just couldnt keep myself away! Not when there is such excitement in the air! What about those Goodbury boys, they have had more fun then Paris Hilton on a catwalk in Golburn jail! I have just came around to congratulate them on their safe return and impart some of my well earned wisdom! As you all know I am a traveler and some cruel people even refer to me as well worn! But one thing I remain, despite my glamerous lifestyle, is a true blue Aussie...'I've been to cities that never close down, from New York to Rio...'alright, alright, I know you all love my singing but I just cant do it without my friends! Please welcome the Qantas Choir!
It is so embarrassing! I have to do that three nights in a row with over 300 people watching me!! With the pat in brackets in that last part I am singing!!
) and I have the most embarrassing part!! I am Dame Edna! These are my linesJana is just another person who got a part, she is a news reporter)Dame Edna: *Walks in* Yoohoo! Yoohoo! I am sorry to gate-crash your show but I have just come from a visit with her majesty and I heard about the spot of bother you have found yourselves in and as a fellow moone-pondian I thought it was only neighborly of me to come and provide some moral support, you poor possums!
Jana: Hello Dame Edna, welcome to A Current Affair.
Dame Edna: Hello Jana! Recovered from that last axing? Nasty business that. I love you, you know! *Jana is making a 'cut' motion to the camera* I have always said to my Winston 'you should get together with that Jana, she is very speicle(sp?)!
*The lights turn off and Dame Edna is dragged off stage*
Dame Edna: There must have been a glitch in the lighting! Never trusted technology, I always said to my Winston...
And the other part is:
Dame Edna: I am back! I just couldnt keep myself away! Not when there is such excitement in the air! What about those Goodbury boys, they have had more fun then Paris Hilton on a catwalk in Golburn jail! I have just came around to congratulate them on their safe return and impart some of my well earned wisdom! As you all know I am a traveler and some cruel people even refer to me as well worn! But one thing I remain, despite my glamerous lifestyle, is a true blue Aussie...'I've been to cities that never close down, from New York to Rio...'alright, alright, I know you all love my singing but I just cant do it without my friends! Please welcome the Qantas Choir!
It is so embarrassing! I have to do that three nights in a row with over 300 people watching me!! With the pat in brackets in that last part I am singing!!
