Riddles

[~Cooler_Dan_U~]

1- you!

I saw ducks on my way to school.

I saw a duck in front of two ducks, a duck behind 2 ducks, and a duck in the middle of 2 ducks. How many ducks were there?

 

[GotchiGirl96]

1, the duck you were talking about.

I ate at McDonald's, Burger King, and Wendy's. How many fast food restaraunts did I eat at?

 

[~Cooler_Dan_U~]

no, 3 ducks!!!

3 restaurants.

What is full of holes but holds water???

 

[Wine_Deer]

Sponge!

An archaeologist is digging in a desert. He finds a coin that says: 2,000 B.C. The archaeologist just laughs and throws it away. Why did he do that?

 

[GotchiGirl96]

I heard this one before. But I don't remember the answer.

(and I only ate at 2 because apparently Wendy's isn't really fast food)

What the poor have and the rich don't. And what every man takes to his grave. What is it?

 

[~Cooler_Dan_U~]

Dignaty???

If your all familiar with gravity, what goes up but never will come down?