Quotes?

[FireCracker]

A Quote From Some Teletoon Show...

Fred: What Flavor Is That Brown And Yellow One?

Clerk: Chocolate Banana.

Fred: I Like Both Chocolate And Banana, Yes. What Flavor Is The Pink One?

Clerk: Strawberry.

Fred: What Flavor Is The Orange One?

Clerk: Orange.

Fred: What Color Is That Greyish White One?

Clerk: *Looking Down*

Yeti: It Taste Like Nachos. Yes.

 

[RachelGotchi]

There's that one in my siggy...

I sometimes say "if you're not gonna do the worm I am."

And I have tons more... but I am drawing a blank.... o_o

 

[mametchigirl230000]

I sometimes say "if you're not gonna do the worm I am."

Tis a great quote! xD

MG23

 

[CuteDancingBailey]

Haha! It blotteing out the words bi*** that i write! *rolls eyes* honestly! a bi*** is only a dog, dogs bark, bark grows on trees and trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful.THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT TAMATALK!!!

Nobody called you a b****, and that quote makes no sense, because you went from a dog bark, to a whole diffrent kind of bark.

So in my eyes it don't make no sense.

My quotes

*me and Casey rubbing or feet on the bleachers to build up the bigggest ultimate shock every, trust me it work, we would scream everytime me touched each other, because it hurt so much!* *Jackie is about to touch my arm* "Don't touch me!" I yelled. "Why?" she said. "Danger, High Voltage" I said to her..

That be all i can remember right now...

 

[mametchigirl230000]

Nobody called you a b****, and that quote makes no sense, because you went from a dog bark, to a whole diffrent kind of bark.So in my eyes it don't make no sense.

My quotes

*me and Casey rubbing or feet on the bleachers to build up the bigggest ultimate shock every, trust me it work, we would scream everytime me touched each other, because it hurt so much!* *Jackie is about to touch my arm* "Don't touch me!" I yelled. "Why?" she said. "Danger, High Voltage" I said to her..

That be all i can remember right now...

Me neither...

MG23

 

[*santagotchi*]

"All that glitters isn't gold." ~Some book.

"If you have to swallow a frog, don't look at it too long." ~ Mark Twain.

The third one is in the dark purple writing in my sig. and I read it on this site I forgot the name of.

Camelle

 

[yo!allyrox]

oh oh oh I got one!

my teachers says this

"make like tomatoes and ketchup" ( chatch up get it? )

 

[Sweet Kandi]

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

 

[pokemonlover]

Shop 'Til Ya/You Drop! 2. Your smile is best thing about you.

 

[ninny308]

Ok this has an alcohol reference in it but it is only for fun.

When life gives you lemons find someone who's life has given them vodka and through a party.

 

[miffiy]

an apple a day keeps the doctor away...

if you have good aim.

i like some cereal on my sugar!

the cheese stands alone.

yes...alone.

the aliens will steal your undies again if your not careful!

 

[Sweet Kandi]

Ok this has an alcohol reference in it but it is only for fun.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White is love.

I tweaked the quote though o.o' Please don't kill meh lol

 

[gaara_girl_0929]

heres some of my favorite quotes

....I love Burning things!....even cookies!...mmm Cookies..--Me (yesterday when i burnt cookies)

Dontcha just love grilled cheese? i love grilled cheese...its so grillyish and umm cheesyish...and stuff...yup--me

when life gives you lemons throw them back and say i want a new life--???

BELIEVE IT-naruto

Im gonna be Hokage someday!-naruto

such a drag-shikamaru

A dropout will beat a genius through hard work-rock lee

Shut up... or I'll kill you-gaara

i love myself and only myself-gaara

foolish little brother-itachi

 

[Crowfrost]

WARRIORS(of coarse)

(after running into the middle of the road)"I'm not frightened of joining StarClan." Crowpaw spat back. "The forest is dying anyway. At least in StarClan, Feathertail will be waiting for me!" -Crowpaw

"I would like to choose my own warrior name. If it is alright, I wish to be known as Crowfeather." Crowpaw spoke so quietly, his voice was almost lost in the pounding water. "I wish to keep alive the memory of... of the cat who did not return from the first journey."

-Crowpaw

Fireheart picked up the kit with his teeth, and left Graystripe beside the cat he had loved more than his Clan, more than honor, more than life itself.-MY FAV!-???

 

[lil*kitty*kat]

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, if life gives you apples, you make apple juice but if life gives you scissors, you run around screaming 'I PLAY WITH SCISSORS!'"-Me to Melisa

 

"You can't throw a snowball at that car you idiot! Go say sorry!"

"Fine!"

*walks over to neighbours car*

"I'm sorry car!"

"Not to the car! Idiot!"

"Oh! what am I supposed to apologize to, the mailbox?"

- Dennis (Mel's bro) and me (he threw snowball)

 

"Well, it sure looks crimson enough to be crimson because it's not pink because it's crimson color cause crimson can't be pink!" -me on Gaia

 

Here's a little scene in music class:

*class is screaming and talking*

Miss Ouimet: BE QUIET!

*class stops talking*

Braedan: *Whispers*

Miss Ouimet: Braedan! CUT IT!

Me: Cut the cheese!

"In the book of life, you can't find the answers in the back, unless you buy the teacher's edition!"

 

[nickname:Flipper]

"an apple a day keeps the doctor away. but if the doctor is cute, loose the fruit!" my friend's sister made that one up! xD

"It's all fun and games til the flying monkeys attack." x3

"life is random, so am i." totally true.

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Homer: Aaah, that's a fine looking BBQ Pit, well I better start building now that Lisa's done the paving. *Everything falls out of box onto wet pavement* D'OH! Stupid Lisa! *Bricks fall in too* OK, I gotta build this fast *Takes instructions out of wet pavement* English side ruined! Must use French! LA GRILLE? What the heck is that?

Me: OK, let's start this test. First question, name... *Ten minutes later* THIS IS SO HARD! How am I supposed to know that!

This is my favourite one off The Simpsons

*At a concert made for little kids* Now kids, this is their first live concert after Lala was accused of manslaughter!

Lala: NOT GUILTY!!!!

Peter Griffin- *Doing an exam* *Presses botton on thing that looks like clock*

Clock thing- A dog goes woof! Woof!

Peter: Ok, got it

Clock thing- A cow goes moo

Peter- OF COURSE!

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is aweet and so are you, But the roses are wilting and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

 

[tamacrazy_101]

I wish dreams became wishes

and wishes came true

because in my dreams

i'm always with you

 

[sandragotchi]

people are like slinkies there useless but when you throw them down some stairs they bring a smile to your face

i love that one hope you like it to and i have

I'm a princess

I got class

Mess with me

And i'll kick your /-\$$