Mr.Sir was sitting in his house, staring off into space like a lil idiot. a noise started fading in.
ccccccCCCRRRRAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
it was coming from outside!!!!!!!
Mr. Sir looked outside just in time to see the sky turn blood red. the ground turned dark gray. an orange-red crack grew larger and larger.
it was split open like a wound!!!!!!
then some dramatic music played as something ascended.
fire surrounded the thing.
Mr. Sir figured it out.
THE CRACK WAS A GATE TO HELL.
he heard screams of agony and fear. poor souls leaked out of the crack.
the thing was slowly coming out.
he whipped out his iPhone 97 and took a pic.
what was it?????
A THING.
he couldn't tell what it was.
after 10 seconds which felt like 10 hours, the thing was out of the crack.
AND THEN IT SMASHED HIS HOUSE.
Mr. Sir couldn't give two chopsticks about his house. he hated it.
BUT THEN IT BROKE HIS GRILL.
Mr. Sir started screaming and swearing. AND THEN HE SAID THIS 1 MAGICAL WORD!
"TRANSFORM!!!!!!!"
and he turned into a sailor moon magical puella magi madoka magica girl.
and then he shot it with a handgun.
he is still crying over his grill.
oh yeah here's the pic he took:
ccccccCCCRRRRAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
it was coming from outside!!!!!!!
Mr. Sir looked outside just in time to see the sky turn blood red. the ground turned dark gray. an orange-red crack grew larger and larger.
it was split open like a wound!!!!!!
then some dramatic music played as something ascended.
fire surrounded the thing.
Mr. Sir figured it out.
THE CRACK WAS A GATE TO HELL.
he heard screams of agony and fear. poor souls leaked out of the crack.
the thing was slowly coming out.
he whipped out his iPhone 97 and took a pic.
what was it?????
A THING.
he couldn't tell what it was.
after 10 seconds which felt like 10 hours, the thing was out of the crack.
AND THEN IT SMASHED HIS HOUSE.
Mr. Sir couldn't give two chopsticks about his house. he hated it.
BUT THEN IT BROKE HIS GRILL.
Mr. Sir started screaming and swearing. AND THEN HE SAID THIS 1 MAGICAL WORD!
"TRANSFORM!!!!!!!"
and he turned into a sailor moon magical puella magi madoka magica girl.
and then he shot it with a handgun.
he is still crying over his grill.
oh yeah here's the pic he took:
