Willard: *sighs* i'm too afraid to turn full vampire... the last time i did.. i tired ti kill my family... wich is why i didn't live with them anymore... and i was afraid that i might hurt you.... if i did turn into a full vampire...
Willard: yeah.. if they keep falling.. i'm gonna just walk around in my boxers.... AHH!!!! *gets agrivated with his pants, still holding them as he walked*