at school camp last night we had a campfire and this boy grabbed a stick and lit it on fire and it reminded me of survivor so I said “the tribal council has spoken” and he said “I already did that joke” so I replied “I don’t care” and then everyone else around at the time was saying all sorts of stuff along the lines of “oooooh you got burned!” so the moral of the story is that “I don’t care” is the best comeback ever