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Hollyhedge

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>What day does monsters eat people?

Chewsday

>WHat's a toads favourite ballet?

Swamp ballet

>Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un-hoppy

>What do frogs drink?

Hot croaka

>What do you say when you meet a toad?

Warts new?

>What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on!

>What snakes are found on cars?

Windshield vipers!

>Whats long and green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisb

>What do snakes have on their bath towels

Hisss & Hers

>What did the mummy snake say to the cry baby?

"Stop crting and viper you nose!"

>Whats big and hairy andjumps up and down?

A monster on a pogo stick

>Who brings monster's baibies?

Frankrnstork

>What did the zombie get his medal for ?

His deadication

 
Oh - I am sorry Hollyhedge - there's already an active Jokes topic in the main part of (Non) TamaTalk : https://www.tamatalk.com/IB/index.php?showtopic=111253 - to avoid duplicating (and wasting the site's bandwidth/memory) please could you post in the one made earlier?

Thanks for understanding :blink:

(oh - you've got some good jokes there ;) )

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