It's Real For Us...

[ZuZu]

Omg whut- glitchy TT XD

 

[zacksims123]

Name: Zack

Age: 13

Gender: Male, last time I checked

Appearance: Blonde hair, blue eyes

Version: V6

Gender: Female

Current chara: Ichigotchi

Name: Roxy

Age: 1

Hmmm... 3 tamas... one decision... Okay, Roxy. You're up.

Oh, sweet!

Now, find yourself a way to associate with those tamas.

What? That's random. I thought you were bringing me to Earth to hang out!

Nah. Go fit in.

You can't just tell me to go make friends.

Go make friends.

Ugh...

 

[ZuZu]

Heyyyyyy..... I'm STILL the only male tama! akdslfhffo!

whoa, whao! calmmmmmm callllllllmmmmmmmmmm caa-

NO I WILL NOT BE CALM THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, NOT THAT I DONT LIKE GIRLS BUT-

hey, theres a HUMAN male :3

meh,

well that wasn't very nice! -___-'

But he's.. y'know.... HUMAN.

and what's wrong with that?

you humans seem to be very easily influenced by Tabloids.

so?

<_< FAIL. OF EPICNESS.

 

[zacksims123]

Hehe.

What?

That guy's pointing at you.

No, I'm sure he's just...nah, he's pointing at me.

Haha.

And, now you're walking over. *push push*

Ah, god dangit.

 

[Tamacake]

Uh, Audia, that guy wants his ninja stars back!

Audia: aww, but they are cool!

But they are his.

Audia: but they are neat!

*sighs* but they are his.

Audia: ok, fine. I'll give them back.

Good girl, Audia.

Audia: yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

.....I'm scared.

And why is that?

they're letting the tamagotchi that lit me on fire play with ninja stars.

We're not going to go through THAT again. Hey, look, someone else joined! Say hi to her, she's not made of fire!

i dunno...

Delilah, are you a turtle?

no.....

Then stop hiding in your shell and say hi. Come on, you haven't introduced yourself at all except to Neville!

I dunno....

I'll go with you. It'll be fun!

noooo!!! That's even worse! Leave me be, I'll go introduce myself...myself! *stalks off*

o.o that made sense...and it didn't at the same time.

 

[It`s Teri]

Lili, see that Ichigotchi? You can make friends with her.

But I'm ugly now! I'm a stupid Oniontchi!

(Yeah, she evolved) I don't think she'll care about how you look, as long as you're nice. And you wanted to make friends, remember?

Fine, I'll go talk to her! *walks over to Roxy* Uh, hi. I'm Lili.

 

[ZuZu]

WAIIIIIIITTTTT how is Delilah still wet?

Us tamagotchis are just magical that way.

maybe you should get a hair-dryer Blue, what if Delilah catches a cold?

That sounds like a good-

NOPOOI'MWRONG Chamametchis are flamable, so no hair-dry-

WOW TABLOID-FACE.

I completely trust the editors at TAMA Weekly.

HeyguesswhatZuZu?

you're changing the subject?

There are more edible items on this thing now, yummyyyyyyyyyyyyy~

are you trying to drive away the children on purpose?

no, I just like to eat alot. *NOMNOMNOM*

hey! that was MY cake!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

imagine this, ZuZu, a hinotamatchi lights you on fire, and you are extremely flammable. Your dearest, dearest caretaker and logger stands off to the side and screams "PAAASSSTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" over and over, and the only water you get is a small glass. So, another bystander dumps 1000000000 huge buckets of water on you. The great thing is, you're not on fire anymore. The bad thing is, tamas don't absorb water, so the water still stays on us for a loooooooooong time.

Brought to you by Delilah the science tama, rival to Bill Nye the Science Guy.

now I can't use hairdryers, curling irons, straighteners, anything because I AM FLAMMABLE. Also, my immune system is legendary throughout Tamagotchi Planet.

Didn't you catch a cold the moment you were born and you're still recovering?

that was Wednesday, it takes time to recover. Shut up. Oh look, I still haven't introduced myself to Audia, Lili, or Roxy yet. And it's all your fault.

You spend all your time arguing with me, what are you talking about??

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

i finally got married, good bye!

<_< ditcher.

and i'm delilah's daughter, chika! ....WAAAAHHH ALL THESE PEOPLE AND TAMAS AAAAAHHHH *scared*

it's okay, say hi to someone!

hmm....imma go say hi to the oniontchi!!!

hi, i'm chika! what's your name?

 

[Tamacake]

ok, so for today there is going to be a nother tama. his(yes his) name is histor.

Version: Tama-go

Gender: Male

Current chara: ojitchi

Name: Histor

Age: 7

hey, noones saying hi back, even though im a lovelytchi now! (yup)

I think youre pretty!

Ewwwww!!!! disgusting! youre MARRIED!

but...

ok! so subject change!

ok..

Cake, how long do we I have to stay here?

Idk

hey, look! another boy! see you! im going to say hi to the boy ninja!

meh, i still want to know what happened to that chamametchi.

ok, umm, go with histor, hes not mature enough to be left alone

*giggle* ok, bye *follows histor*

 

[ZuZu]

Since I felt bad for causing a fire..... I got a job as a fireman!

now your official title is ninja fireman-

just be quiet for one minute please?

whyyyy~?

because gais gais gais, guess what I found?

er-

A GENIE LAMP

whoa, lemme see!

no, this is for the tamas, not you. Histor, come take a look at this will ya? since you're the oldest you probably have some more experience with stuff like-

O_O *tug tug* c'mon just let me touch it!

No.

pleeeesssee? pleeeeeeezzzzzuhhhhhhh?

I'm putting it away until you stop bothering me now.*puts away in the storage*

poo, you're no fun.

*sees crying Chika* aw, poor thing! Come here Chika, I know that these humans can be scary, so come to uncle Neville mmkay? Steve and I will make sure none of these crazy earthlings will hurt you.

Urk-! uh, boss? do I have to help watch her?

of course! and aren't you supposed to be the one that's good with kids anywho?

But, but, she's a girl, I'm better with the male gender!

She's a baby for crying out loud!

 

[Tamacake]

Hey! I'm a human and I'm not crazy!

Audia: *cough* yes you are *cough*

Hey!!

 

[ZuZu]

Thank you Audia!

quick, while ZuZu's not here!

THE LAMP. DANDANDAAAAA~!

just get on with it!

Oh all right....*rubs Lamp*

... nothing happened. I told you it was just a myth!

BUT YOU SAID I SHOULD TRY IT!

I WAS BEING SUPPORTIVE OKAY?!

*Hur-Dur, cat fight*

*SILENCE FOOLISH MORTALS!*

nngyaaaa~! It's a Genie!*faints*

I TOLD you!

YES, I AM THE GREAT SCHMER!

Kwel. so, do I get three wishes like that guy in that movie?

YES, THE GREAT SCHMER CAN DO ANYTHING!

er, could you pipe down a little bit?

NO, THE GREAT SCHMER LACKS VOLUME CONTROL, ALONG WITH HIGH-SPEED INTERNET!

uh, okay then? So what dyou wanna wish for guys? (I personally want some Magical Ninja Stars)

 

[Tamacake]

Hey, did you hear that?

yeah, it was saying sommething like silence toolish fortolds?

Are you deaf or something? it said silence foolish mortals, duh!

D'OH

Wheres Histor?

umm, you were supposed to follow him, but i guess he would be with ninja boy

ok, i go see him.

Ok, ill come too

 

[ZuZu]

Hey gais, what dyou wanna wish fo-

THE GREAT SCHMER IS READY FOR WISH MAKING.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

oh great schmer I want lots of toys and a new sweater and and and I don't know! OH I KNOW GIMME CANDY!!!!!!l

 

[Tamacake]

Hey! you used all the wishes!

yeah! give 'em back!

yeah! what weird wishes! i want a-

No! i want a new bow and a new dress and a new hairband!

too bad! cause i want a brand spankin' new penny!

Goodness, people, I want a--

shut up histor! i want a- a- a Ferrari!!

No! i want a new dress!

Goodness guys! i want a nickel!

Ehrm.. um, that little baby right over there used all the wishes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ZuZu]

ZZZZZZZZZZWHA-? YOU CALLED FOR THE GREAT SCHMER?

d-did you already grant the wishes the baby made?

THE GREAT SCHMER WAS BUSY SLEEPING. YOU NEED TO ASK THE GREAT SCHMER ONE MORE TIME. SCHMER WAS IN SLEEP MODE.

This guy is starting to annoy me.... -_____________-'

 

[Tamacake]

Ferrari!

Audia: new outfit!!

Histor: A Ipad 10!!!!