Indecision 2012

[Runner]

INDECISION.

Play as any of the people who tried to or are currently running for the Republican nominee. We will start with a Republican debate.

Anyone who would like to play any other politicians are also welcome. Anyone who would like to play Colbert or any of the Daily Show people are welcome too.

CLAIMED:

REPUBLICAN PEEPS:

Mitt Romney Claimed by jasen221

Rick Santorium Claimed by me

Newt Gingrich Claimed by NintenNerd

Ron Paul

Herman Cain Was claimed by YellowJedi, but died. Anyone who would like to revive him is welcome to.

Michelle Bachman

Jon Huntsman

Rick Perry

Sarah Palin (For the lolz)

DEMOCRAT BOSSES:

Barrack Obama Claimed by emzz

Joe Biden

Hillary Clinton

POLITICAL SATIRE PEOPLE:

Stephen Colbert Claimed by me

Jon Stewart Claimed by YellowJedi

Aasif Mandvi Claimed by me

John Oliver

Wolf Blitzer

Jimmy McMillan Claimed by YellowJedi

I forgot people on the last one, BUT OH WELL.

You may claim up to two people. NO. THREE PEOPLE. THREE PEOPLE DANG IT.

I claim Rick Santorium and Colbert.

 

[YellowJedi]

I'm Jon Stewert and Herman Cain.

 

[jasen221]

I claim Mitt Romney. |D

 

[Runner]

Sweet. Let's begin.

Rick Santorium got out of his truck, which he used so he would look modest and more like a regular working class American unlike Mitt Romney, who ran around in a huge campaign truck. He was escorted by his secret service members to the place where he was gonna debate with the other Republican nominees.

Meanwhile Stephen Colbert was satirizing people.

 

[Runner]

Double post >.<

 

[jasen221]

Mitt went into the debate place or whatever, as he called it, and accidently ran into a wall on the way in. He stumbled into the real door and fell on the ground, He got up and continued, since this is a normal day for him. ^-^

 

[NintenNerd]

I claim Mr. Newt Guy

Newt was complaining about the 21st century, being the old grandpa guy he is.

 

[Runner]

Rick Santorium laughed hard at Romney, and then stuck his fingers into his ear and stuck his tongue out at Romney before continuing on.

 

[jasen221]

Romney saw this as a threat and tried to tackle Santorium, calling him by his last name.

 

[NintenNerd]

"In our time, we settled fights like men. Not like you two hooligans of today."

 

[jasen221]

Mitt slapped Newt and continued epicly failing at everything.

 

[NintenNerd]

"Kids these days," Newt said shaking his head in disgrace.

 

[Runner]

Rick Santorium jabbed his finger into Newt's chest, knocking him over with the sheer force. "Be quiet, old man."

 

[jasen221]

Romney then saw how awesome Santorium was and decided to ask to marry him.

"MARRY ME SANTORIUM"

 

[NintenNerd]

And so Newt Guy got up and went to some other room, doing things his way.

 

[Runner]

Stephen Colbert sneaked into the debate place to get some stuff to do his show on, but saw Mitt Romney ask Rick to marry him. Stephen quickly proceeded to yell into a microphone, "NATION. MITT ROMNEY HAS JUST DONE THE UNIMAGINABLE."

"Don't ignore me, old man! Drop out now!" Rick ran off to go push Newt over again in hopes of sending him to the hospital with several bone fractures.

 

[YellowJedi]

"Now, I would like to quote a line from the Pokemon movie." Herman Cain said. "It looks like Herman Cain is blasting off again." and with that, another scandal was discovered involving him.

 

[YellowJedi]

"Now, I would like to quote a line from the Pokemon movie." Herman Cain said. "It looks like Herman Cain is blasting off again." and with that, another scandal was discovered involving him.

 

[jasen221]

Mitt Romney came over to Colbert, and slapped him senseless. Then he took the microphone and professed his love for Santorium.

 

[YellowJedi]

"Why don't you sing?" Jon Stewert asked.