In the box is a Puppy, two thousand pieces of cheese, my excitement, a bunch of midgets doing kung-fu, a squirrel, a cat, a zombie kitten, another box, a jar of ghosts, the contents of the original box before it got dumped and then this one started, a box containing our own universe, a frog, keven mealamu, the angry cat, a bunch of hipsters, an owl, a cake, an aardvark, a house, an mp3 player, John Egbert, Cal Strider, a pillow stuffed with banana peels, Bec Harley, Rayman and Globox doing the Hey Moshi Dance, Jaspers Lalonde, a letter, The President of the United States, an ipod with every single song Adam Young ever wrote in it, a drunk bird with a disease, a chocolate cake, a bag of icing sugar, a fork, sburb, a yacht, some random person's OTP, an ultra-high-tech-indestructible-super-space-cyber-suit, a pineapple, Santa Claus, A Gift within a gift, the continent of asia, the Universe, the secret of life,A Lady eating Santa, a plate of pasta