Hmm... You logic does not make sense. Or shiuld I say, NON logic.
I wish i knew A BETTER soviet russia joke other than this one:
In Soviet Russia, you don't mow a lawn, the lawn mows you.
In Soviet Russia, cat's donr get stuck in trees, trees get stuck in cats.
I WISH I HAD BETTER JOKES
And if you critisize me for making stupid jokes I am conrolling you. I know what you will say, mr/miss goodygoody.