Congratulations, it's your birthday everyday! Now you can use that excuse whenever, but it means you'll be older every day. Soon, you'll be 80! And it's the only excuse you can use!
No. I didn't know. Now I'm sad. But on the other hand, why the heck did you not make a wish? Gawsh. What's wrong with the world today? **shakes head in mock disapproval**