Giga-Kyun!

[The Ultimate Doomer]

"Nnng, conked out again...maybe I should pretend to remain unconscious..."

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

"YOU DON'T FOOL ME, GOOGLEEYEDCHROMEANDADOLPHINTHATISREALLYANNOYING!!!!" yelled Himespetchi and knocked everyone unconscious again.

 

[sonicfan253]

Kikitchi, who had snuck off and disappeared for an entire forum page, jumped out from behind a kiosk with a laser blaster. "NO YOU DON'T!" he yelled, blasting Himespetchi's helmet off. And then...

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

"Kikitchi, maybe we should surrender!? What does she want?"

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

"I WANT TO BE POINTLESSLY VIOLENT AND PRACTICE KARATE ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Himespetchi, adding that she never had a helmet so how could Kikitchi steal it. Then she knocked everone unconscious yet again.

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Mametchi is unconscious.

 

[sonicfan253]

Kikitchi avoided the attack, grabbed a laser pointer and started shining it everywhere. "GO...TO...HECK!"

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Mametchi awoke and tried to say something to Kikitchi, "Nnnnnngggfrphh..." he mumbled, unable to get up.

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

"NO!!!!" retorted Himespetchi and knocked Kikitchi unconscious. "GIGA-KYUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Himespetchi at Mametchi, who couldn't hear her because he was unconscious. Then she decided she was fed up of knocking everyone unconscious and stood there, waiting for them to wake up.

 

[sonicfan253]

Kikitchi sputtered a small puddle of blood out of his mouth. "Uhhhhgabbahguuuaaaadffffooooo?" He gasped, which is nearly impossible to pronounce in human language.

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Mametchi woke up. He saw Himespetchi standing there.

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

Himespetchi walked away, muttering "doesn't he know what Giga-Kyun means? It is the most horrible insult in TamaDolfinze language, the most amazing compliment in TamaSharkze language, and the most awful joke in TamaFishze language. Why doesn't he know any of those languages?". She had completely forgotten that it meant something completely different in Tamagotchi language. When she realised what it meant to Mametchi, she knocked herself unconscious.

 

[sonicfan253]

Kikitchi, after recovering, stared at Himespetchi's unconcious body. "Ah well." He looked at Mametchi fiercly. "We should run. Like, right now."

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Mametchi wanted to run, but at the same time, Himespetchi was still his friend. He didn't know what to do.

"Ah, ok, she'll be fine, let's run."

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

Himespetchi charged after them and grabbed them, knocking them to the ground where loads of chains sprang out from nowhere and tied them down. Then she walked away, yelling Giga-Kyun into the air.

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

"I'm tied to the ground by chains and Himespetchi is shouting GigaKyun into the air. Is that a good sign?!"

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

Himespetchi zapped the chains with a laser thingy and they dematerialised. Then she teleported.

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

"Now I see her...now I don't!"

 

[sonicfan253]

Kikitchi was traumatized. He fell over and died.

Seconds later he fell out of the sky. "Dang, Tamagotchis don't die. I wish I could...so I could get away from her..."

 

[dazzilitchigirl]

Himespetchi teleported back, right in front of Kikitchi, and screamed Giga-Kyun in a TamaDolfinze accent.