Funny Moments at School

[Goggle-Face]

RECESS:

Me, Sofai and Taylor were cold today, so we were running to the doors, and I randomly screamed "Onwards to Teribithia!"

Someone told us we were acting loud during First recess, then I say "We're the keepers of the wardrobe. We do all kinds of crazy stuff."

MUSIC:

I was trying to play Aura Lee with Taylor, then Adam came and said "You sound like a dying animal." I told him "Your mom's a dying animal", then he said "I don't HAVE a pet, wardrobe keeper.". I think that's my new nickname

MATH:

We were working on posters, and then I thought up of some puzzle idea. Jen said "You mean this?" Then she held up her pencil instead of the accual puzzle. Don't ask how we screwed that up.

FRENCH:

I was discussing french vocabulary with Sofai, and then Jen said "Ahh, the monkies of french!" And pointed at us.

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

J touched my boob with his foot, and in the dead silence, I screamed, "You touch me with that thing again and I will rip it off and burn it." The teacher was very, very disturbed.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

We made a plan to help the hobos'. Theres several plans-

Hire-A-Hobo

Microchipping the hobos'

Hobo Mafia

Theres more. Mrs Lentil was disturbed.

Mrs Lentil isn't even her name. She just has a creepy lentil obsession so shes Mrs Lentil because she wants to marry one.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Today I fell over XD

I thought it was funny.

'Cause I fell on top of a stack of paper, and it was really tall, but then I made it shorter.

"SHORT STACK!" I screamed.

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

Today was fuuun. We had TAKS testing. So, they gave us free water bottles at the beginning. I poked a hole in the top of mine, and when no one was looking, I'd spray random people. They were very confused.

 

[Penguins.]

^ WHAT? We don't get free water bottles for TAKS. ):

I have TAKS tomorrow. Woo for math that I learned last year. ):

Anyways, today was a regular day thrown in the middle of test days.

So, I'm walking to second period and I'm just walking. And then, out of nowhere, the dean comes up to me and whispers (in a stage whisper) "Sweetheart, your bra is exposed." and then she just walks away. And the whole day, I'm messing with my shirt--because PacSun just had to screw with their shirt sizes.

And at lunch, I tell the story to my friends, and I mess up everytime I say "bra exposed" so I tell Rachel to say it 10 time fast and she ends up saying "bras exposed" so we have a conversation about how people can have multiple bras.

Swine flu--stalked me all day.

Bus stop--Nicole baked me a huge cookie and I eat it as she talks.

Nicole: Everyone is making a big deal about swine flu.

Diva: Do you have swine flu?

Nicole: No.

Diva: Are you sure--because I'm eating a cookie you made.

Nicole: I washed my hands!

Lunch--Colleen started drinking my lemonade.

Diva: OHMAGAWD. DO YOU HAVE SWINE FLU?

Colleen: What--- (cracks up laughing, as do Zoe and Rachel)

Diva: What...?

Colleen: It's SWINE not SLIME.

Diva: I said swine.

Colleen: No. You said "Do you have swine FLU!?"

Zoe: Why did you emphasize flu?

I don't know. Today was a funny day.

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

Oh. I forgot to say the funnest part of all.

People were caught smoking tampons in the girl's bathroom.

It just doesn't get any better than that.

 

[luvmytamas]

Oh today my friends and i talked about vampire babys scratchi-......and we figured that.....and thats how vampir babies are born!

Also we talked about swine flu, and that someone should wrestle a greasy pig and get the swine flu

 

[luvmytamas]

well and i forgot, isn't really at school but after,

Got high on mombas and started screaming and dancing around in the streets

Pretending like a was an axe murderer(side affects of mombas)

and yelling at a boys and girls club next to my house "OH MY GOD PEOPLE" and screaming for my life.

and "MY NAME IS MARGRET JONES!!!" and "HEY LITTLE CHILDREN I LOVE YOU, COME GET SOME CANDY"and then i got tired (more side effects of mombas)

 

[.:FeeBumbleBee:.]

^^ There is a little button labelled "edit" in the corner of your posts. If you use that instead of double posting, the world will be a slightly better place.

Thank you. xD

 

[luvmytamas]

too lazy but ill try next time =P

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

We used a tampon to clean up a raspberry juice spill.

 

[luvmytamas]

It seems as if tampons have a lot of uses 0.o, sorry, a bit off topic -___-

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

We had an ANZAC day ceremony practice.

I had to carry the wreath.

And I almost dropped it when somebody said 'SHORT STACK!'.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

Yesterday, Shaun ran into a pole.

Yes, that is all. My school is being boring.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

My teacher was talking about marrige and some kid said 'My mum is older than my dad!'

and I said... 'Well, uh. My -amayzinglyincrediblyamayzingincredible- friend is EIGHT years older than me! And he wants to marry me!"

 

[Ruby_Red_Robin]

It's NJASKs so we do whatever we want in Math. During Math today, Nicole, Brittney, and I played the Game of Life.

Nicole's Family:

Jeremy (hubbie)

Xavier (son)

Amanda (daughter)

She had some other kids but I don't know what their names are.

Brittney's Family:

Vodka (hubbie)

Shot Glass (son)

Margarita (daughter)

Martini (daughter)

I wonder what was on her mind today...

My Family:

Leonitis (hubbie)

Shani qua (daughter)

Junior (son)

Nick named my family...he also insisted on spinning the wheel.

 

[Leafie]

I got a 'pedophile' and 'PDF File' mixed up in Computer class today :furawatchi:

Teacher: -points at PDF icon- Can anyone tell me what this is?

Me: A PEDOPHILE!!

Everyone: -cracks up-

Me: What? It's a pedophile, right? D:

Ah, how fun.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

Sometime in gr 4: Someone threw an orange at my friend really hard, so he fell down and started rolling. The next week or so, her ran into a pole and had agiant bruise on his forehead. A few more weeks before/after, the super spazz kid [The bad kind of spazz], strangled him after PE and almost killed him.

Today: My friend stabbed my face with scissors.

I don't have a very safe school.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

A 4 year old called Max kissed me over 40 times in a day.

So that makes 108 kisses from kindergarten kids in just over a term X3