Favourite jokes

cluck_cluck_chicken · Jul 5, 2007

4 People are sitting on a train, a grumpy old greek lady, a hot up her self swiss blonde, a annoying austrailian and a quirky kiwi who hates the austrailian. They go through a dark trunnel and they all hear a loud slap and when they come out the austrailian has a red hand print on his cheek. Nobody talks

The old lady thinks:

That austrailian must have the hts for the blonde and tried to feel her up and then she slapped him.

The blonde thinks:

The austrailian must have gone to feel me up (I am hot you must admit) and felt the old lady instead and she slapped him.

The austrailian thinks:

The kiwi must have felt up the blonde and she thought it was me and slapped me.

The kiwi thinks:

Hehe can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that austrailian again!

thats mine whats yours

baybee-x · Jul 5, 2007

I actually think that joke is pretty funny.

I heard a really good joke a while back but I can't remember it.

Here's a really bad joke my boyfriend told me [very simple];

Question; What's brown & sticky?

Click 3 times for Answer; A stick

I really think that's the worst joke ever, he was laughing at it for ages & his friends thought it was funny too. :huh:

cluck_cluck_chicken · Jul 5, 2007

hehe *giggles to self*

A fat guy stands on the scales. It says To Be Continued... He tries another set of scales and it says One At A Time Please.

Kiwitchi_Fan · Jul 5, 2007

I actually think that joke is pretty funny.
I heard a really good joke a while back but I can't remember it.

Here's a really bad joke my boyfriend told me [very simple];

Question; What's brown & sticky?

Click 3 times for Answer; A stick

I really think that's the worst joke ever, he was laughing at it for ages & his friends thought it was funny too.