Discussions with your parents taht you hate

[x.Rachel]

Me: "I was talking to [insertguyhere] and he said [insertthinghere].

Mom: "YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A GUY SO YOU LIKE THEMMMM!"

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Uh.

I get alot of "You're not eating enough veggies" .Well, lecturing me won't help. It will just make things worse D:

And the "Body changing as you grow up" talk >_<

And my brother gets lectured all the time...for hitting me. But he deserves it. He's a six-foot 15 year old. D:<<

 

[_Flame_]

My mom mostly talks about "Don't have sex until you're atleast 19!!!" "Don't lose your temper so much!" "You should learn how to cook!" ugh. Oh, and when she asks questions about my friends, I hate that too.

And my dad lectures me about basically everything there is to lecture about. >.>

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

"Get off the computer" talks.

"You talked to a boy, he must be your boyfriend" talks.

"You're growing up so fast" talks.

"We need to spend more time with each other and do special things" talks.

And just general lectures about all types of things.

Aaaaah, mother can get annoying.

 

[Oh Star.x]

"You like him? Well that quite clearly means that you love him."

 

[Anime girl]

Oh gawd...xD

I hate when my father tries to talk to me about the internetz.

"THAR BE PEDOFILES OUT THAR!1! ALL OVA THE PLACE WATCH UR BACK PLS!"

Because he obviously knows all about it. ;

Then the next minute he asks me,

"HOW DO U WORK FACEBOOK!!1"...xD lol

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I also hate when my mom asks me about my boyfriend. ;A; ...

"SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT ON THE PHONE FOR LEIK 3 HOURS"

...xD Smex, video games, life and everything else in the middle.

But don't tell her that. D: ♥

 

[FamiFan95]

Uncomfortable growing-up talks

Get out of the computer talks

Why don't you get the best grades ever talks (Seriosly, I get so good grades! Still, they complain! What the?)

I will call and ask your teacher why you dont get homework talks ('Cause we don't!)

I will ask your friend cause I dont believe in you talks(They never trust me...)

Why cant you be like other people your age talks (It hurts me. It makes me feel like they dont like me the way I am...)

And also, stop eating since you've already gained weight talks...

 

[TAMAGIRL2008]

The growing up talks.

Boys, >.< They're always saying when I get home from school 'Have you got a Boyfreind?' Uhg.

 

[Diplodocus]

OHHHH, there are so many things I hate when it comes to parent discussions. My parents have kinda given up tbh.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

"Tell me what's wrong!"

 

[Ginny Tonic]

"Who's going to be there? Who's gonna watch you? How long are you going to stay there? Are there going to be boys? Who's gonna watch you guys? Exactly what will you be doing? How are you getting home? How are you getting there? I'm not driving you. You're gonna die if you leave the house without me for any short period of time ..."

 

[Heil Grammatik]

Well...

"GRACE, GET OFF THE COMPUTER."

"OH, YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FASTTTTTTT."

"YOU TALKED TO A BOY. YOU MUST LOOOOOOOOVE HIM."

"DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. EVERYBODY ON THE INTERNET EXCEPT YOU IS A PAEDOPHILE."

"HAVE YOU GOT ANY HOMEWORK, GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?"

"WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO YOUR SISTER?" (I'm only 'mean' to my sister because she's a spoilt brat with no prancing respect.)

"BLAHBLAHBLAHPERIODSBLAHBLAHBLAHBRAS."

"HOW'RE YOU GETTING ON AT SCHOOL?"

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH? HOW WILL YOU GET THERE? HOW WILL YOU GET BACK? WHO'RE YOU GOING WITH? WHAT TIME WILL YOU BE BACK?"

Yes, the caps abuse was necessary.

 

[.:Monster:.:Trucks:.]

Well..."GRACE, GET OFF THE COMPUTER."

"OH, YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FASTTTTTTT."

"YOU TALKED TO A BOY. YOU MUST LOOOOOOOOVE HIM."

"DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. EVERYBODY ON THE INTERNET EXCEPT YOU IS A PAEDOPHILE."

"HAVE YOU GOT ANY HOMEWORK, GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?"

"WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO YOUR SISTER?" (I'm only 'mean' to my sister because she's a spoilt brat with no prancing respect.)

"BLAHBLAHBLAHPERIODSBLAHBLAHBLAHBRAS."

"HOW'RE YOU GETTING ON AT SCHOOL?"

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH? HOW WILL YOU GET THERE? HOW WILL YOU GET BACK? WHO'RE YOU GOING WITH? WHAT TIME WILL YOU BE BACK?"

Yes, the caps abuse was necessary.

Wow...I GET ALL OF THOSE.

Except for sister, it's brother. xD

AND I HATE THEM ALL.

Like Grace, the caps were necessary. =S

 

[Ocean.A v e n u e]

The blahblahblah kind of stuff that states the obvious: I did something wrong. I know what I did wrong, but you have to go on and on about what I did. I think I get the point, I screwed up, and I will be punished for it.

The 'growing up' talks, though I'm past most of those.

I've been lectured about the music I listen to before, because the particular song was talking about getting shot in the head. xD

And then there's the lectures about my unhealthy Internet addiction. xP

Not to mention a million other things.

~Mew