LOL! *in whispered, wildlife documentry type voice* And here we see the rare Mrs Busybody-chi (Bandaius Oldbattus). Bandai once tried to domesticate Busybody-chis but due to their ugly looks and strange body odour, they were eventually released into the wild. Let's observe this strange creature...
Agghh, there's a female Busybody-chi. Notice the freaky looking eyes and long slimy tentacles. She uses the tentacles to catch her favourite pray- cuter Tamagotchis. Strangely, this predator does not eat it's pray, rather it attempts to mate with it. Any children born of such pairings often have low luck levels, and although they grow up to look like normal Tamagotchi, the mating is quite traumatic for their parents.
Nearby, we can see an unsuspecting male Mametchi (Bandaius Brainius) munching on his favourite food. He is oblivious to the Busybody-chi lurking behind him, ready to attack. Quietly, she creeps up to her pray, her wrinkly saggy eyes never blinking. Suddenly, the Mametchi's sensitive ears twitch. She knows he heared her and starts running. The Mametchi tries to sprint away at full spead, but to no avail. The Busybody shoots out her tentacles and wraps them tightly around her victim. Despite it's struggling, the Mametchi is powerless to escape. Listen carefully... we can hear the Busybody-chi's mating call... (Old granny voice: "Come on, sonny boy. Don't be shy! Give me a kiss...") Then....
*freaks out* OMG! What is she DOING to the poor thing? Cut!!! CUT!!!!! We can't show this on live TV! Aaaaargh! AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!
*at this point, Lozzie has a complete nervous breakdown.*
*posh voice* We appologize for the intteruption of this show. As a change to the schedule, We will now be showing "Who wants to be a TamaMillionaire?" instead of "TamaWild". We now return to our regular broadcasting...