Dear...

[jasen221]

Dearest parents:

I would like to send this letter on behalf of me and my brother.

I would like an allowance raise for the following reasons:

I do chores everyday, even on weekends and holidays.

I work in dark, scary places. **coughcoughmyclosetcoughcough**

I cannot postpone jobs even when I'm doing something I cannot quit at the moment, i.e., Mario Kart 7's random matchup.

You do not think of me as more than a simple robot to do your bidding.

I only get out of the house once a week.

You close the door on me when I'm proving a point.

You ask me not to sing in the shower. (SINGING IS ONE OF MY WAYS TO COPE WITH LIFE.)

My opinions for anything that you can veto are nullified.

You tell me not to be angry at you which is an attempt to take away my emotional rights.

I do not get emotional support unless I am at the edge, which usually happens from lack of emotional support.

You tell me that I will be grounded from Tamatalk forever if I don't "shape up".

I am apparently never right.

And finally, you act like my family life is just a career and that I don't have emotional ties to you two. I understand that this is training for my future career but COME ON. Some weeks I don't even get allowance because I forgot to do one little chore.

So, for all the reasons above and many more I'd rather not go into since I've already drawn this out long enough, I request an allowance raise.

-Your son, Zach.

 

[It`s Teri]

Dear My Avatar,

YAY!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR FINALLY CHANGING! I have been waiting so long for this!

~Teri

 

[haleyhashats]

Dear Sean,

I need you to do three things for me: feel the same way about me, ask me out, and then you should kiss me.

Okay? Valentine's Day is coming up, hopefully you'll realize that I'm falling for you, borderline love here, boy.

What'll it take to get you to see me how I see you?

Haley

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Dear Eternal Mametchi Fan...

I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH! I WILL MARRY YOU! WHEE!

From Mametchi

 

[LittleChamametchi]

Sorry this is a little morbid.

Dear 'morethan'

When I look at you, I no longer see the person that I cared about.

Just the messed up, drug addicted thing that you've become.

I still can't forgive you for leaving me. None of that would have ever happened.

Why couldn't you say no?

Now all we have is the cherished memories of our friendship that never really began.

I really did love you. Of course in that way. For 2 solid years. But then you changed.

I can no longer stand your presence.

Regards,

'justfriends'

(PS: I keep your school photo in my wallet. Back when your hair was still long.)

 

[jasen221]

This is actually to my brother and one of my friends xD

Dear brother and friend: Have you ever had a thought you didn't immediatly verbalize? Because I know some people who would be VERY surprised at that.

 

[haleyhashats]

Dear Sean,

Thanks for being my valentine <3

- Haley

EDIT IN:

Dear Sean,

Tomorrow, tell me to my face that you don't like me.

Then we can just be friends.

I'm not okay with that, I want more, but

you know, whatever makes you happy.

That's what I want. Ha ha...

I know you don't like me, but I guess at one point I thought you did.

I was wrong. Valentines Day was a big confusion for me.

Obviously it was just a little joke for you.

So, yeah.

Tomorrow.

Friends.

- Haley

 

[jasen221]

DEAR BROTHER: My music is playing, yes. I am wearing headphones, yes. I am not turning it down. I'M WEARING FREAKING HEADPHONES

 

[haleyhashats]

Dear Natalie,

I LOVE YOOUUUUU

- Haley

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Dear Gina,

You are the pain of my existence.

- Haley

 

[It`s Teri]

Dear Makers of Hetalia Plushies,

If you start making Canada plushies, you will make a fangirl very happy. I have already proven my fandom by scoring 100% on a "Do You Know your Hetalia?" quiz WITHOUT cheating.

~Teri AKA a HUGE Hetalia fangirl, particularly of Canada

 

[caomi]

Dear Tamatalk

thankyou for existing!

From Caomi

 

[VioletchiGirl]

Dear Jay,

I'm glad our friendship has got us through so much and even though its not all in the past, we're getting there

- VioletchiGirl

 

[haleyhashats]

Dear Sean,

Just friends.

Though I want more... I want you to be happy.

So if that's what it takes...

Then that's what's going to happen.

- Haley

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Dear Natalie and Chelsea,

<3

Where would I be without you guys?

Thank you so much for everything!

For being my friends,

For supporting me,

For helping me,

For loving me!

♥ ILY guys more than anything! ♥

- Haley

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Dear Gina,

Please, just, no.

- Haley

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Dear Emily,

♥ Thank you for everything, you help me so much

and I don't know how to thank you.

You were my first friend, and because of that

I'll always owe you. So thank you for all that

you've done for me! I'm honestly so grateful ♥

- Haley

 

[jasen221]

Dear brother: Shut the friggin heck up before I ignore you completely.

Dear ex: You weren't over our first break up when we got back together? I guess you should of thought about that before getting back together with me IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Ah. This is calming.

 

[LittleChamametchi]

Dear Triangle Lady

Nobody cares about the fact that you're quoting OUTDATED memes on facebook. I BET YOU FOUND THEM YESTERDAY.

Nobody cares about your attention seeking statuses.

Nobody cares about your cats.

Nobody cares about your 'obsession' with video games. I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU EVER PLAYED ZELDA IN YOUR LIFE.

Nobody cares about your alleged 'know how' with technology. SUURE YOU CAN WORK AN EMULATOR. GUESS WHAT? THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN. OH, YOU CAN DEFRAGMENT A COMPUTER? IT'S A PREINSTALLED APPLICATION ON YOUR COMPUTER.

Nobody cares about how much you hate Twilight. YOU MADE AN ENTIRE ALBUM A YEAR AGO FULL OF TWILIGHT PICTURES TO COUNT DOWN TO THE 3RD MOVIE.

Nobody cares about your nails. They're long and gross and you don't take care of them properly to do nail art on them.

Nodoby cares when you attempt to be asian. YOU STUDIED JAPANESE AND STILL MANAGED TO SAY 'SHOE SHOP' INSTEAD OF 'MOUTH'

NOBODY CARES, TRIANGLE LADY!

Sincerely, everyone on your facebook.

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

HI GUYS I'M HELPING PEOPLE WITH THIS YOU SHOULD THANK ME AND GIVE ME CHEESES OKAY YEAH THANKS

Dear Dan Carter

Yay! You're recovered and going back into rugby! #happydance

-Ella

*okay prepare for rugby spam*

Dear Los Pumas

pfffff you guys are amazing~ vamos pumas~

-Ella

Dear Les Bleus

Man, you guys must feel stink :<

-Ella

Dear The Eagles

LOLOLOLOL hi

-Ella

Dear Wallabies

Why must you beat the Springboks and the dragons?

-Ella

dear Springboks

D:

-Ella

Dear Ireland, Scotland and The Dragons (wales)

You guys are awesome. Seriously.

-Ella

Dear All Blacks

YEEEEEE

-Ella

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Dear Cheese,

Why do you have to be so yummy?

Sincerely,

Noodle

 

[Violetchi luv]

Dear Bad Guys on Super Paper Mario,

YOU ALL SUCK! I WHOOPED O'CHUNKS 3 TIMES DIMENTIO ON OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER AND MIMI 3 TIMES OH YEAH AND I WHOOPED MR.L OR LUIGI TWICE!!

~Ellie

Dear Elton John,

U R AWSOME BUT Y U NO NOTICE U.S.?!

~Ellie

Dear Peach and Rosalina,

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!

~Ellie

 

[jasen221]

Dear avatar and background:

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. CHANGE TO GERMANY BEFORE I DESTROY YOU. K? K.

 

[Orandatchi]

Dear Auntie,

Why do you have to look crazy?