Dear parents:
I'm happy that you're pleased with the amount of chores I've been doing lately. But I am here to tell you that you are no longer the reason I do my chores. I decided, last week, that I was done trying to please either of you. I am still holding true to that. My allowance is the only reason I do my chores now, and even though you put me through a lot of &$@%&*$ to get it, I'm still going to get it. Reason? Because I am underpaid for the amount of work I do in this house and I'm #&(% sure I'm going to get that little bit of pay, even if it is less than I deserve. So you two can rejoice, you're finally free from the stress of "begging" me to do my chores. And I'm rejoicing because I'm free of trying to live up to both of your standards. No longer will your words hurt me. No longer do I need revenge. No longer will I test your patience. It's done. Now... I'm doing my chores for my own benefit and nothing more. Trading loss of love for loss of love.
EDIT:
Dear ----:
I thought I'd never write to you like this again... But omg just wow. You've succeeded at making me laugh more than once today. Reason? You're reporting me. For something that happened outside of TamaCHAT. I cannot WAIT to see how this boils down. :3
Dear Everycat:
I miss you so much right now. Every day, I miss you. Please, come to me. I am desperately waiting.
Dear self:
y u no like me
Sincerely,
~Zach