Dear (Insert Name Here),

[Oh Star.x]

Dear Vivienne,

Thanks. <3

Hope you're okay.

- Keeley.

 

[LOVE.]

Dear Stomach,

Please stop hurting. I have a lot of things to do and you're distracting me.

Thanks.

- Kendal.

Dear Mother's Relatives,

Please leave soon. My tummy is hurting and I would like to cuddle up next to my mom and watch X Factor and eat biscuits. I don't mean to be rude, but I haven't seen you in 5 years and you haven't said a word to me the whole day. I know you're having a lovely chat but please, leave soon.

- Kendal

 

[Diplodocus]

Dear Everyone, well, almost everyone,

F'ck off, you're only discouraging me because you don't have the guts to aim as high as me.

-Me.

 

[eliptic-tensaitchi]

dear so called friends

plz stop asking me for my stuff.i know its the only reason you come to my house

you seriously are annoying and then you constantly destroy my room whenever you do come over

so please just stop...

~"the cat girl"

dear that one mean girl at school i hardly know

why do you hate me just because im sensitive?

you are much more sensitive than me and your so called friends are too

so please go find somthing better to do because your attempt to bully me is a HUGE FAIL

~"the cat girl"

dear tensaitchi and tensaitchi jr

why are you two so CUTE

please,i beg you to stop being so darn cute because you are going to make me have a cute overload again

(this goes to you too tensaikotchi jr)

~"the cat girl"

 

[Oh Star.x]

Dear teachers at school,

No, I'm sorry. You're teachers.

You teach me things. You're not my psychotherapists.

Leave me alone. I don't want help.

- Keeley.

 

[Ryuk`]

Dear Math Teacher,

You are the suckiest teacher I've ever had! 8D

I'd like you to know I couldn't care less about your dumb class. I likes Mathematics, but you suck at teaching it.

KTHXBAI

 

[Diplodocus]

Dear Teachers,

Stop telling me to stop certain things when I can't. It's embarassing having to explain in front of the whole class why I have to do certain things a certain way and so on.

I know you're only being reasonable but it makes me feel so ashamed.

-Vivienne.

 

[Oh Star.x]

Dear James,

I'm sorry. So sorry.

I promise that you'll see me sometime this week.

Things have been hard lately so I completely forgot about you. Forgive me? D':

I know I haven't been about much, but I've had people to see, things to do etc.

It's been a while since we've been in the same lesson. Maybe tomorrow? If I feel happier I'll be back.

I love you.

 

[Lady Conscience]

Dear irl friends.

Just butt out of my life.

- Esther

Dear life,

Y U NO LOVE ME?

- me

Dear Rob,

What on earth.

Must you always be so klasjdlqhukhdjkas

- Your "only love"

 

[B e t h y <3]

Dear You,

Please have legit feelings and not those "I'm-gonna-get-in-her-pants-and-peace-out-feelings"

Otherwise, Aristocats will never be the same.

Neither will I.

-B

 

[MissBerry<3]

Dear Gabriel,

I didn't mean too.

I always say stupid crap and I am ashamed for being like that.

SHE HAS NOTHING OVER ME!

She is skinny, pretty, has long hair, and is always hyper.

SHE IS A CHEERLEADER.

What is wrong with you.

I know you love me and I know I love you but she is not your type.

Don't go chasing after girls you dont belong with. I have known you for almost a year and we have talked every hour of ewveryday.

She met you last week.

Just stop.

love Adee.

Dear Cody,

I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

He is nothing.

You are nothing. They are nothing.

NOBODY IS ANYTHING.

-adee

 

[.:SnazzyPizazz:.]

Dear College and stuff,

Why must you make my life difficult? D:

Chelsey

 

[Diplodocus]

Dear Parents,

asdfjsdiofjsdkfhasjkdfhsdklfjakwerasdfDASfsfa NO.

-Vivienne.

 

[mew0099]

Dear my Teacher,

Please don't make me do any more oral reports.

You know how much I stuttered last time.

Also, saying "crap" in front of everyone, that wasn't such a good idea.

-- Tamsyn

 

[Oh Star.x]

Dear Hayley,

You're so gorgeous I want to... idk... cry?

You kill me with your beauty.

My heart hurts. WHY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS WIT YO PRETTY FACE?

/dead.

 

[MissBerry<3]

Dear Gabe

Its called a crush. I wouldnt even THINK of dating you.

You knew that I like you and you knew that she was my bestest friend.

Do you think its okay to tell me that you dont like me and you DO like her?

NO!!!!!!!

And I KNOW THAT I SHOULDN'T LIKE YOU.

Congratulations,

I don't anymore.

Know one will.

Ever.

Love Adee.

 

[It`s Teri]

Dear Kaycee,

Why? Why do you do this to me? What did I do to you to make you di this to me? No wonder everybody hatwes you. I hate you too. I hope you do leave next year. It would benefit everyone's life, includung mine. So this is your last warning, at least try to tell the truth, try not to copy me or anything like that. Because you are not a clone, you need your own life. So don't copy mine and say you didn't because it's completely obvious when you lie. Also don't make up sad stories to make me feel sorry for you because it won't work. Goodbye.

-Your "best friend"

Dear life,

I'm a good girl, I do my school work and never skip school. I don't lie, I don't steal, I don't do anything bad. I get good marks and I am in all the top set classes, but I don't brag about it and I would never be mean to anyone because it's not nice. So what do you give me? A "friend" who lies, steals, lies about stealing, tries to be better than me ("The dentist said I don't need braces" - she probably said that because I need them), tries to keep me around and copies my interests. Why do you have to be mean to me? What did I do that was so bad I was given the most horrible friend in the world? On top of having the most annoying sister in the world! Why do you hate me so much?

-A girl who ended up with a horrible friend

 

[Bamfan1994771]

Dear Katy ,

Stop calling yourself a Gleek. You've seen maybe 3 episodes of Glee. I hate you because you're a friend thief.

 

[pedo bear]

Dear 4 year old who accused me of being a ****,

I dun liek chu&gt;:[

 

[Ryuk`]

Dear TK,

ILU BUT YOU'LL NEVER LOVE MEH BACK! ;O;