Go away. I hate you! Yes, I know hate is a strong word, but it's true. It feels like I've had sandpaper stuffed down my throat, and you kept me up all last night by making my nose run. I really hate you, so go away. Why jump into unsuspecting people? What did they ever do to you? Nobody likes you, you know that? So go die in a hole.
I'm sorry for buying so much with my credit card,but if you would've been in that store,you wouldn't have restrained yourself like the oh-so responsible me!!!
I'm doing all I can to fight you. I'm unblocking my nose with nasal spray, taking my medicine (even though it's disgusting) and drinking plenty of orange juice. So don't think you'll wil this battle because you won't!
I love you. I smelled you from across the room, and you looked very scrumptious. It doesn't matter if my sister didn't eat you yet, she'll never notice you're gone... and please, don't take this personally, but... *chomp*