Dear Cold,
Go away. I hate you! Yes, I know hate is a strong word, but it's true. It feels like I've had sandpaper stuffed down my throat, and you kept me up all last night by making my nose run. I really hate you, so go away. Why jump into unsuspecting people? What did they ever do to you? Nobody likes you, you know that? So go die in a hole.
Teri