Corrupt-a-wish foundation

[Miracle]

You grow shorter. Well, you shrink.

I wish for the perfect pokemon.

 

[Funky~Lemon]

It bites yew O:

I wish for A doughnut

 

[LilDewd]

its stale

I wish i had Up on Blue ray

 

[Miracle]

You get down on Blue Ray

I wish for Lots of PMs

 

[Funky~Lemon]

Yew get in on VHS

I wish it was party time!

 

[LilDewd]

All the baloons in your avitar pop and the party is ruined.

I wish I was more awake.

 

[Funky~Lemon]

THOSE. ARE. GUMBALLS.

Yew die ☠

I wish yew could see they are gumballs

 

[Starfire.]

I see them as gumballs but they're all eaten by me xD

I wish I had something I am wishing for. XD

 

[**Rainbow**]

You get nothing you wish for.

I wish for more bubblegum.

 

[Starfire.]

I take it again. xD

I wish I liked a guy my age. :\

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

You like him, but he hates you.

I wish I was in Starry's garage again.

 

[Starfire.]

I don't have a garage.. XD Cause I already have a gate.

I wish I had a private airplane.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

It crashes D:

I wish Audacity would work

 

[Starfire.]

It doesn't work with Kiss My Sass xD

I wish Beth would use another song.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

That doesn't work either

I wish there wasn't a big spider in the bathroom

 

[Starfire.]

It's a small one, but millions of 'em. xD

I wish I had another O.D.M.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

I steal it 8D

I wish I could sing

 

[BeemerBabe]

You could only sing...OPERA STYLE, BAYBEH! XD

I wish I actually had a buddy at TamaTalk. Really. D:

 

[Starfire.]

I'm your buddy! 8D

I wish I could jump higher than a kangaroo!

 

[BeemerBabe]

I'm your buddy! 8D
I wish I could jump higher than a kangaroo!

that's not exactly corrupting a wish...but...okay. XD

On topic.

You get a belly pouch. And the digging powers of a mole. XD

I wish I had no school on Monday. 8D