Corrupt-a-wish foundation

[.:Charm:.]

You get the most high-quality headphones ever but the wires are as long as the Equator.

I wish for a speck of dust!

 

[.tee.hee...x]

You get a pile of dust

I wish to be able to sing songs in spanish 8D

 

[jazzysaysyarr]

you can sing them in spanish,

but you still dont know what they mean D;

i wish i had taken my sweatshirt with me :C

 

[KuChIpATcHi LOLZ]

it goes with you to every where, even when you leave it on your house, it follows you, and you become crazy.

i wish to have a wii :3

 

[Funky~Lemon]

Your grandma breaks it O:

I wish for more gum

 

[jazzysaysyarr]

you get one, but the insides are made of glass and dont work.

i wish i wish oh for a fish; a fish upon my wishing dish~

 

[Funky~Lemon]

Woah Ryhmy xD

Fish runs away!

I wish for silly string!!

 

[Snowfang]

It explodes.

I wish I had more freinds.

 

[jazzysaysyarr]

they are the fake backstabby kind; the kind you wish you could rewind.

i wish i had an allegator

 

[KuChIpATcHi LOLZ]

it eats you ._.

i wish i had my OWN macbook :3

 

[Funky~Lemon]

It a sandwich

I wish fo My siggie to be donneeee!

 

[RawryCakes.x]

It somehow gets deleted right after its finished.

I wish for my homework to be done

 

[BeemerBabe]

But you get a dog that eats it

I wish for a budgie

 

[.tee.hee...x]

It bites you

I wish for no school today!

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

You don't have school today, but you have 13 hours of it tomorrow. XD

I wish I could run 1000's of kilometres in a matter of minutes. SA, here I come!

 

[Starfire.]

Wish granted, but could only be used once Dx

I wish I had a house.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

You get a flat instead O:

I wish the battery to last longer in my mp4 D:

 

[Starfire.]

Wish granted, but you can't turn it off xD

I wish I had some milk!

 

[xXxSpiderbethxXx]

Its spoiled milk! [ewie!]

I wish for a car

 

[Starfire.]

Your car breaks down every time you use it D:

I wish I had a bandage.