Corrupt A wish factory

[Jadeie]

the wish granter totally ignores you

i want no poop

 

[Sabaith]

You get alot of poop!

I wish that i will get a giant androidtchi

 

[porygonlord]

The android thing goes beserk and kills you.

I want a Nargacuga.

 

[It`s Teri]

You get a Carganuga

I wish for Ponyo

 

[Tamatoshu2]

You can get a Ponyo... but it's seriously violent and it will jump on you till it breaks every bone in your body.

I want a poisoned Smore, with extra marshmallow

 

[It`s Teri]

You get a smore with mouldy crackers and no marshmellow.

I wish for a perfectly okay banana.

 

[Tamatoshu2]

Ouch. Ice cold Teri, Ice cold xP

You get a perfectly rotted through banana... with perfect bacterial and maggot life on it xD

I want... a broken robot army that can't function at all.

 

[It`s Teri]

You get a robot army that functions well... but it decides to target your family.

I wish not to turn off Tamatoshu's robot army.

 

[Zegotchi]

You turn off Tamatoshu's robort army and then they come back alive anyways and eat you...:S

I wish for a wish.

 

[MissBerry<3]

Hm.. well now you don't have one. the wish maker didn't fully make ^ that wish a REAL wish.

I wish for prescription in my nerd glasses. =[

 

[tamagotchi :D]

Hm.. well now you don't have one. the wish maker didn't fully make ^ that wish a REAL wish.
I wish for prescription in my nerd glasses. =[

You get them but then some penguins steal your chocolate and make you cry, then a burglar stole your glasses and gave them to Naruto

I want penguins to steal MY chocolate

 

[MissBerry<3]

The penguins gave you 5 extra pieces of chocolate.

I wish for a PONY!

 

[jasen221]

It stomples you into the dirt. (Get the reference?)

I wish for Duck Amuck to be popular again.

 

[tamagotchi :D]

The wish corrupter doesn't know who she is

I wish I had a piece of pie while watching family guy

 

[memetchi <3]

You end up getting cow pie and you can't watch Family Guy.

I wish that Tamagotchis are real.

 

[IlyaneYanie]

The Tamagotchis are totally mean and eat you.

I wish I had a rotten banana and some rotten melon.

 

[GirlzRule]

Granted but they turn sparkley vampire and attack a preschool.

i WISH i WASN'T TOO LAZY TO GO BACK AND FIX THE CAPS LOCK.

 

[IlyaneYanie]

Granted, but you have so much energy that your head explodes.

I wish that I wasn't always---- "RUFF!" intterrupped.

 

[lainabug01]

You are interrupted for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a kitten.

 

[GirlzRule]

Granted, but the kitten is a full grown cat in an hour.

I wish I had something not disgusting to eat. I'm starving.