This guy. I had a crush on him when I was like 9 watching National Treasure and I totally forgot how hot I used to think he was until today when I watched The Hangover and I saw him in it.
Well, as always. Adam Lambert is my husband. Always will be. Shh. Stop laughing, I can hear you.
But, slightly more hopeful because he's straight, although probably just as difficult to go out with because he is so gorgeous and therefore he could have any girl in the entire world, is the up and coming model Jon Kortajarena. He. Is. Delicious.