Ask the Matchmaker at Tamagotchi.com

[Kiwitchi_Fan]

Me: are you fun?

Matchmaker: Definitely.

Me: Cool! Lets play Monopoly!

Matchmaker: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Me: ????

Matchmaker: Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi King?

Me: No, and I don't intend to.

Matchmaker: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Me: Improve your vocabulary, old lady.

Matchmaker: I don't know

Me: Yeah, but I do!

Matchmaker: I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Me: *sarcasm* oh. okay. you do that.

Matchmaker: I cant see that clearly now.

Me: How old are you?

Matchmaker: I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Me: You're stupid.

Matchmaker: I don't know.

Me: Why not?

Matchmaker: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Me: Go to school. Learn to say other things.

Matchmaker: Definitely.

Me: OK. Do it then. I dare you.

Matchmaker: Ask again.

Me: Thanks but no thanks. I need to poop.

Matchmaker: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Me: No. Its a fact. Look it up in the Great Book of Facts if you don't beleive me. *walks away*

 

[giraffagotchi]

That's really stupid! I said to her 'How old are you?' and she said to me 'Definetly'. Huh?!

Giraffagotchi

 

[TamaGirliey]

Ok, MM is teh Matchmaker, and NC is me. Got it? K, good.

MM: Ask me a question

NC: *Burp* Hi.

MM: I cant see that clearly now.

NC: Haze! YAY!

MM: Definitely.

NC: Ok, this is TOTALLY random, but do you like ramen? Cuz I do. ^.^

MM: Ask again.

NC: Ok, this is TOTALLY random, but do you like ramen? Cuz I do. ^.^

MM: Definitely.

NC: YAAAY!

MM: Definitely.

NC: Is that all you can say? Cuz its getting annoying.

MM: I cant see that clearly now.

NC: Awa!! You cant SEE what you say. e.e

MM: Definitely.

NC: You smell of old cheese. x.x'

MM: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi king knows for certain.

NC: Does the Tamagotchi king bathe you in old cheese or something?

MM: I dont know.

NC: Meh, I'm leaving. Youre gonna miss me, right, you dusty old hag who smells of old cheese?

MM: I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

NC: Fine, Mimitchi can miss me. *Leaves*

 

[derek95]

me:why do you look like a spider?

matchmaker:definitely

me:why are you old?

matchmaker:i will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

me:very well then

MM:i cant see that clearly now

me:want my brothers glasses?

MM:i will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

mek,there to small for you anyways

MM:ask again

me:for get it

MM:ask again

me:i said for get it!*get's up and slaps the matchmaker*

MM:ask again

me:bye!

MM:i dont know

mek..

MM:ask again

 

[mimitchis_rock13579]

Heheh, I'm doing it again

Me - YOu're the Matchmaker? Who should I marry?

Matchmaker - Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi king?

Me - Yes I have.

Matchmaker - I can't see that clearly now.

Me - Do you watch South Park?

Matchmaker - I can't see that clearly now.

Me - Well are you blind?

Matchmaker - Ask again

Me - Well are you blind?

Matchmaker - I don't know.

Me - OMG! The Tamagotchi king took your eyes away! Sucks to be you...

Matchmaker - Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Me - YOu're insane, aren't you?

Matchmaker - I can't see that clearly now.

Me - Hasta la bye-bye.

Matchmaker - I don't know.

Me - It means see ya.

Matchmaker - Yes but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

:3

~ Dolores ~

 

[hanatchi99]

(Red is me, bold is the matchmaker)

Hello. Are you my friend?

I don't know.

Ok. Have you ever dyed your hair?

I don't know.

You feeling ok?

I don't know.

I'll take that as a no.

Definitely.

How old are you?

Ask again.

GLOP!

Ask again.

Are you married?

Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Right.. Did you take your pills today?

Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

So, yes or no?

I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Are you insane in your membrane?

Ask again.

I'm staying far away from you..

I don't know.

It means I'm long gone.

Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Goodbye.

I don't know.

-Kuchipatchi-

 

[tama_grl11]

Me:are u stupid?

Matchmaker:definatley

Me:why

Matchmakernly the tamagotchi king knows for certain

Me:knows what

Matchamker:ask again

Me:KNOWS WHAT!?

matchmaker:i dont know

Me:arrg i hate u

Matchmaker:I dont know

 

[RachelGotchi]

I am Italics. Matchmaker is Normal font.

Ask me a question.

Mm'kay, who do you luv?

Ask Again.

Why? I thought that was pretty straight forward.

I can't see that clearly now.

Okay, I'm gonna try again. Who do you love?

Ask again.

I think we've been over this. Tell me, is your keyword for that answer 'you'?

I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

That's sad. Get your own answers. ABOVE THE INFLUENCE!!!

I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Poor, soulless fool. Only ones with a heart of gold would love you. ;_;

Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi King?

No, and I don't think I will. People tell me he's a rich jerk-off.

I don't know.

Of course you don't, silly. The Tamagotchi king decides all your answers.

I can't see that clearly now.

That will be 7.99.

Definantly.

Mm'kay, pay me! I don't just hand out gossip!

I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Fine. Don't pay me.

Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

Don't you remember what I said before?

Definantly.

Alrighty then. Listen, do you know if Costin likes me? He's always following me.

Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Why, did he harvest your brain like that dude in Destroy All Humans?

Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

I guess he replaced it with a peanut. X.x See, he is a rich jerk!

I don't know.

That will be 7.99.

I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Why? You broke?

I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Ah, secretive little fellow.. which reminds me, why do you need 4 legs? Seems unnesacary.

I can't see that clearly.

Why, too fat to bend over and see your legs?

Definantly.

The go on a diet ^.^ it'll make ya feel great!

Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Hmm... Ah well. I gotta go, be seeing you another time, old fart bag. >.>

I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Lol... even weirder than last time... and I think I got a little more random, lol.

 

[gaara_girl_0929]

lol

M (me)

MA (Matchmaker)

M-hello how are you

MA-yes but only the tamagotchi king knows for certain

M-hello?? anybody home in that pea-sized brain of yours?

MA-i will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

M-excuse me but What are you Smoking Woman! geez

MA-ask again

M-did you overdose on you insane pill and forgot to take your Sane pill?

MA-have you inquired of the tamagotchi king

M-why are you so obbsessed with the tamagotchi king?

MA-definantly

M-you probably think he's a hottie dont'cha Matchy? (my friend asked this..we cracked up at matchmaker's answer)

MA-yes but only the tamagotchi king knows for certain

M-Do you like pie>

MA-ask again

M-dont make me go and get gaara and make him kill you (i was being random XD)

MA-definantly

M-bye bye

MA-i will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

and thats all

 

[Surfer_girl]

MM - Matchmaker

SG - me

SG - Are you a gay guy dressed up as an old lady?

MM - Ask Again

SG - Are you a gay guy dressed up as an old lady?

MM - Have you inquired the tamagotchi king?

SG - Stop changing the subject. Are you a gay guy dressed up as an old lady?

MM - Ask again.

SG - GRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MM - Ill need the mimitchi to answer that.

SG - Do it then. I dare you.

MM - Definitely.

SG - *sounds like a valley girl* OOH!!! DONT YOU THINK MY PINK SWEATER IS ADORABLE?????

MM - Have you inquired the tamagotchi king?

SG - Oink.

MM - Yes but only the tamagotchi king knows for certain.

SG - So..... YOUR A PIGGY IN DISGUISE!

MM - Have you inquired the tamagotchi king?

SG - OKAY YOU ARE AN OLD HAG WHO IS A BRATZ DOLL WITCH THAT SMELLS LIKE PIZZA!

MM - Definitly.

SG - EW! Im not talking to you anymore.

MM - Ask again.

SG - *leaves*

~SG~

 

[tweetygirl1026]

Me: Konichiwa you old fart!

Matchmaker: I cant see that clearly now

Me: huh? ARE YOU BLIND OR SOMETHING?

Matchmaker: I cant see that clearly now

Me: *slaps matchmaker*

MAtchmaker: Definitely

me: You watch Naruto?

Matchamker: I dont know...

Me: *slaps forehead* You know..with Sasuke

Matchmaker: I dont know

Me: I like butter XD

Matchmaker: Ask again

Me: You need to clean your ears cuz i never asked you anything

Matchmaker: Definitely

me: So you agree?

Matchmaker: Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi King?

Me: JAPANESE PLEASE!

Matchmaker: I will have to ask Mimitchi for that answer

Me: I didnt know Mimitchi's knew japanese o.o

I WAS LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF!

 

[tamagotchigirl2]

me- black. matchmaker- red.

You gonna finish that cupcake?

Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

No. Should I?

Yes, But only the tamagotchi king knows for certain.

So you're telling my that I should go and ask some dumb king if you're gonna finish a cupcake?

Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi king?

Do you understand anything that we say?

I dont know.

Wow. Do you have a bathroom?

I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer.

Why? are you at mimitchi's house?

Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

No. Anyways, do you understand me?

Ask again.

Do you understand me?!?

Ask again.

*sigh* DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND. ME?

I don't know.

I'm posting this on tamatalk. It will be funny. Do you go on tamatalk?

I can't see that clearly now.

Okay. Bye.

I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer.

thats it...

 

[Bubba28]

B= me. MM= Match Maker

B: Hi.

M: I can't see that clearly now.

B: what, so you can't see that I said hi? o_0

M: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi king knows for certain.

B: what does he have to do with it?!

M: Definitely.

B: You are silly.

M: Ask again

B: I never asked anything, you deaf old bag!

M: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi king knows for certain

B: How would he know if I asked you anything??

M: Ask again.

B: you suck.

M: Definitely.

B: HAHAHA! YOU SUCK!

M: I can't see that clearly now.

B: Well, your'e the one that just admitted that you suck!

M: I can't see that clearly now.

B: Can you see ANYTHING clearly?

M: I can't see that clearly now.

B: Shut up. you are annoying!

M: Ask again.

B: S H U T.......U P. Y O U A R E.......A N N O Y I N G ! !

M: I can't see that clearly now.

B: I'm leaving. seeya.

M: have you inquired the Tamagotchi king?

:kuribotchi: :furawatchi: This is just hilarious!

 

[mametchigirl230000]

Again!

M=Me

MM=MatchMaker

MM:Ask me a question

M:HELLO YOU HULA DANCING HIPPO

MM:Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

M=NO,Why should i

Is it the law or some thing ?

CHEESEBALL?

MM=Definitely

M=Cool im a law breaker!

MM:I cant see that clearly now

M=Why? YOU NEED GLASSES HAGHEAD?

MM=I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer

M=Why does he know everything?

MM=Yes but only the Tamagotchi king knows for certain

M=Bye MADONNA IS CALLING ME! XD *leaves*

 

[Jamie__Rox]

Lol, I never think she's ever really right, but I'll try it.

 

[RachelGotchi]

me- black. matchmaker- red.


You gonna finish that cupcake?

Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

No. Should I?

Yes, But only the tamagotchi king knows for certain.

So you're telling my that I should go and ask some dumb king if you're gonna finish a cupcake?

Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi king?

Do you understand anything that we say?

...

thats it...

That, was soo.... funny. xD *the entire thing, I just cut it off so to save space*

 

[mimitchis_rock13579]

You guys had funny conversations! Now its my turn again.

D = Me M = Matchmaker

M - Ask me a question.

D - Hello.

M - I don't know.

D - Wow... Tamagotchis can make anyone a Matchmaker if they don't know a simple greeting!

M - Ask again.

D - Was... I... speaking... too... fast?

M - I don't know.

D - Dang... I... was... speaking... WAY... too... fast... for... you!

M - Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi King?

D - No. Should I?

M - I can't see that clearly now.

D - *pokes Matchmakers eyes* Now can ya?

M - I don't know.

D - ZOMG! The king takes people's EYES! I gotta get outta here!

Another funny chat with her.

~ Dolores ~

 

[tweetygirl1026]

This was a funny one

Me: HI!

MM: I dont know

Me: You dont know what hi means?

MM: Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi King?

Me: Are you high? o.o

MM: Yes, but only the Tmagotchi King knows for certain.

Me: So youre on drugs?

MM: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi knows for certain

Me: The Tamagotchi King sells drugs?

MM: Definitely

XDDDD

 

[mametchigirl230000]

This was a funny one
Me: HI!

MM: I dont know

Me: You dont know what hi means?

MM: Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi King?

Me: Are you high? o.o

MM: Yes, but only the Tmagotchi King knows for certain.

Me: So youre on drugs?

MM: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi knows for certain

Me: The Tamagotchi King sells drugs?

MM: Definitely

XDDDD

That had me laughing for Ages.

I never knew the king deals with Drugs X.x

 

[green_rainbow]

me:hi

mm:ask again

me:hi

mm:have you requiered the tamagotchi king?

me:WHY SHOULD I ASK THE KING????

mm:ask again

me:your the dumbest tama in the universe

mm:ask again

me:you heard me looser

mm:have you requierd the tamagotchi king?

me:umm ya did you no that u r dumb?

mm:i dont know

mek

mm:yes but only the tamagotchi king nows for certian

me:right if you keep telling me rubbish you are going too see me leave

mm:yes but only the tamagpotchi king nows for certian!!

me:goodbye!!

mm:i cant see that clearly now

me:bye!!

mm:i dont know

hes weird