Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Kawaii_Tama3]

because snorlax gave it gas.

Why is the grass green?

 

[sweetpea40998]

Because of clorophyll.

!

Why do I hate pokemon with a passion?

 

[stary_fun]

Because I want to punch you!

Do you know what happens when you mix bleach with a different chemical?

 

[enchantedtomeetu]

it turns white.

why am i wearing something pink?

 

[sweetpea40998]

Because you chose to.

Why is Phantom of the Opera the best movie and book EVER?!

 

[LawrenceCabasan]

Because of the phantom in the opera.

Why does time never stop?

 

[sweetpea40998]

Because it doesn't want to.

Why did you ask that?

 

[mew0099]

Because I didn't ask that question, period.

Why do I want to put on my Ness cosplay on and start walking around the city asking people where my Exit Mouse went?

 

[.:Nightpelt~Togetchi:.]

Because you are a pottassium filled banana!

Why do I feel like I want to act stupid so I can do something?

 

[sweetpea40998]

Because that didn't make sense.

Why is my dog licking my face? *giggle* stop it!! *scream* STOP NIBBLING! EWW

 

[Memetchiluva464]

Because in Soviet Russia, Mudkips liek YOU.

Why can't I have a pet chocobo?

 

[sweetpea40998]

Because you're allergic.

Why did you ask that?

 

[tama v9]

Because sadly, Final Fantasy hates us. :[

Why do Mudkips like me, but Torchics and Treecko hate me?

 

[sweetpea40998]

Because you're better with water than you are fire......? just a guess

Why am I the only person who hates pokemon? >.<

 

[Memetchiluva464]

Because Awesomesauce tastes AWESOME!!!

Why is Hilbert such an unattractive name?

 

[tama v9]

Because Hilda is to.

Why does NoA hate us, and never gives us anything good like Mother 1 and 3 in english? And why do the Black and White trainers have horrible names?

 

[yattatchi425]

Cause Reggie is a alien that eats our sorrow.

what planet is Reggie from then?

 

[Memetchiluva464]

Your Mom. :U

Why am I so hungry right nao?

 

[KareliaTheTama]

Applejack enticed you with some of her fresh apple pie.

Why does Applejack have pie?

 

[.:Nightpelt~Togetchi:.]

Because hhe's a pie.

Why do I have so much homework?