Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game

[timestwo]

Because the zebra God made it that way.

Why is Pluto so close to the sun?

 

[Tyler842]

Because it is made out of tamagotchis.

Why do I eat?

 

[Tammie Sammie]

because

Why is tofu gross?

 

[timestwo]

because
Why is tofu gross?

because (see, nobody likes just a one word answer )

why are ritz crackers made with sour cream?

 

[ColonelJ]

I didn't know they were.

Why is Tamagotchi so addictive?

 

[timestwo]

I didn't know they were.
Why is Tamagotchi so addictive?

You're supposed to ask a silly question, silly billy! Haha, jk.

Because they're like the sky.

Why are babies born without fingers?

 

[Tammie Sammie]

because..(whoa they aren't!)

Why do I not know all this stuff?

 

[ColonelJ]

You've been playing Penguin Toss too much!

Why is my dad home?

 

[*TamaLuv*]

because he wants 2 be

why is there a mAmetchi and mEmetchi?

 

[Oniontchi]

Confusing eh?

Why do we have hair?

 

[ColonelJ]

Because there is only one sinead O' Connor.

Why do Marutchis go to sleep so early?

 

[Tammie Sammie]

Because they get tired of watching you tell me I play Penguin Toss too much!

Why do they have group hatches?

 

[heraspax]

i dont understand them so i do not have a clue

y is my tama fuwatchi brushing his teeth

ps is fuwatchi rare on first gen answer this seiriously

 

[636tamagotchi636]

cuz their bored of whacting you play penguin toss.

are itchigotchis strawberry flavored lolypops?

 

[jeremy clarkson]

I don't know. Try them.

Why do hanatchi's have big noses?

 

[Ristar]

Because hana = nose in Japanese, go figure.

Why is Masktchi so "Viewtiful"?

 

[ColonelJ]

Because it wears that lovely mask that reminds me of Strong Bad.

Wouldn't it be cooler if it had a Phantom of the Opera mask?

 

[heraspax]

might might not dont no do no

lol(sorry about that but iff crazy)

y am i complete an utterly crazy bonkers bannanas

 

[ColonelJ]

Because crazy is cool!

What's wrong with ?

 

[heraspax]

wot is wrong with him (we will never no!!!! until tomorow that is)

y cant i think of question

hehehehe a quetion