Because you are awaiting your secret ninja sister to come online, scare you, and then you can party with your llama and alpaca friends, and they can give birth to bunnies.
Because you have so many rings on all of your fingers, it's not funny. You have a total of 673 rings stuffed on your fingers, and another 124 531 in your jewellery box.
Because the computers stole Einstein's brain, and are becoming smarter and smarter every second. And also, they're trying to hide it from the humans. That's a terrible thing... humans don't deserve it. Shun the computers, shun them!