9000 ways to get kicked out of a store!

[kuromametchibeast]

I got this off something else... not tamatalk.

Just say a way to get kicked out of a store!

1.Steal the "No Shoplifting" sign

2. ask to buy the shopping cart and insist they scan it and put it in a bag with all your other items

3.make a fort using toys, and get a toy gun and shoot random people

 

[kuromametchifan123]

4) Throw a party in the middle of the store.

5) Climb on top of the shelves and say hi to random people below.

6) Go up to a security camera and stick a Post It over it that says 'Hi Mom!'.

7) Spray everyone who passes by you with Silly String.

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

8) Say, "MAMETCHI IS HOTTER THAN THESE DUMB CHILI PEPPERS YOU SELL!" at the store assistants.

9) Eat every Freddo Frog in stock, making all the kids who visit the store cry.

10) Ask the store manager to marry you.

 

[kuromametchifan123]

11) Hollow out a cereal box and stick your head through it and say "Don't eat me!" to whoever passes by.

12) Open up boxes of water slides and put them everywhere. Then taking a shopping cart and sliding around on it.

 

[Pink Hippopotumas]

13. go up to a store assistant and yell at her/him, "come quick!!! there is a code 13 in isle 9!!!"

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

14. Write the word "pants" on the Woolworths sign.

15. Mush grapes all over the floor and take a bath in them.

16. Set a stampede of elephants free in the store.

 

[Agent_Nami]

16.) put your face in the sprinklers that water the veggies (done it)

17.) ask the manager to give you a piggy back ride (also done it)

18.) stomp on the floor and demand it to show you the trap door (dang, i've also done this )

 

[jasen221]

19: Accuse the manager of being your long lost father.

20: Apply for a job and then shove the application in the employee's face.

21: Spread a path of ketchup from the... Women's care items... *shudders* to the bathroom and pile a ton more of ketchup in the toilet. Spread the ketchup around the stall walls too. xD

 

[Violetchi luv]

22. KITCHENRY MASSACRE

23. STEAL THE WII

24. DANCE ON THE CAMERA

 

[Orandatchi]

25. Kick the manager's bottom.

26. Sit on the poultry.

27. Eat the sweets.

 

[Violetchi luv]

28. BARBIE WAR!!!

29.CROSS DRESS ALL THE BARBIE AND KEN DOLLS!

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

30. Sing Barney songs.

31. Do the CHAMA CHAMA dance!

32. Magically turn into a pixie and take everyone to fairyland.

 

[Violetchi luv]

33. have a demolition derby with the shopping carts

 

[Kierra]

34. Bring all your Tamagotchis to the shop and yell in the checkout person's face: "LOOK HOW MANY TAMAGOTCHIS I'VE GOT!!!!!"

 

[Violetchi luv]

35. bring your laptop and SHOVE the Sister Claire webcomic in the manager's face

 

[zacksims123]

36. Use your mind powers to destroy toys kids are holding.

37. Take all the tongs you can get and use them as action figures, and whenever someone looks at you, take a pair and throw them at them.

 

[Kierra]

38. Lie in the middle of the supermarket floor.

39. Crawl around and tell everyone you're a hamster.

40. Bring all your friends and dress up in crazy costumes.

 

[Violetchi luv]

41.use the computers to play homestuck (all of them!)

 

[Tamacake]

42) turn on all the vaccum cleaners!!1

 

[Violetchi luv]

43) get a huge toy train and ride in it saying i like trains