1000 things NOT to do to a Tamagotchi

[tamahonay]

59 - put it in your bather pocket

60 - leave it in your pocket when its time to do the washing!

61 - THROW IT AT A WALL (it cant help dieing..) XD

 

[KuroMame]

62: Allow it to be and independent teen for a day

63: Sit on it like and actual egg

64: Debug it with your thumb

65: "Let's Play Tennis!"

 

[Doraemon_Tokyo]

66 Lick and then eat it

67 Throw at a window

68 Throw at old man Jenkins

69 Throw at cat

70 Marry it

71 Give it Chocolate

 

[porygonlord]

72. Hit it till it dies.

73.Shoot it out of a cannon

 

[user 188586]

74. Take it to the optitians (He got angry with me and I was in the optitans and my V1 was on its 45th genaration and it kept beeping but he wouldn't let me do anything! and it died....I have had that for 7 years...)

75. Drop it in your CookieDough or Peppermint Tea....

76. Give it to your LITTLE BROTHER!!! ( I love you sooo much Joey!!!!

 

[*$*KATELYN*$*]

77. give it to aliens who take it to space an feed it to their space monkey for dinner

78. feed it to your demon bunny

79.drowned it in glue

 

[porygonlord]

80. Pelt it with qumquats

81. feed it to tigrex: https://leguideduhunter.fr/mhf2/bestiaire/tigrex/tigrex.jpg

 

[Cutie Bunny]

82. leave it with me

83. stab it

84. stab me then stab it

 

[porygonlord]

85. Give it to Bahamut

 

[Astromeno]

86: Feed it to your pet Unicorn

87: If you don't have a Unicorn, then feed it to Jim Carrey

88: Feed it to Jim Carrey's Unicorn

89: Get tired of feeding it to Unicorns and Jim Carreys and shove it into a dumpster

90: Take it out of the dumpster and take it with you to Cedar Point or a similar amusement park, and go on an intense roller coaster or other thrill ride (Make sure to keep it loose in your pockets or grab it and then drop it!)

EDIT: I did not mean to post anything suggestive or inappropriate, in case you worried about that

 

[memetchi <3]

87. Dye the Tamagotchi in Tomato juice.

88. Feed it to Buster Baxter

89. Put it under a hen

90. Stick it in a cake

 

NOTE: Sorry if this is bumped, but not exactly bumped. (last post made on March 20 2010, new post June 5th 2010)

 

[cutie_pupluv]

91. attempt to drown it

92. feed it to a monkey then feed the monkey to a lion

 

[misgav]

93. eat it and than poop it

94.daisect it

95. throw it in to a volcano

96.pee on it

97.poo on it

97.fart on it and till his chouk from the fart and die! xD

98.blow it up with atum bomb!

99.give it to germans! X_x

100.give it to terist! X_X

101.feed it to sharks

102.put it in a high magnetick fild!

103.throw a rock on it!

104.melt it

105.talk for more than 100 hours with out stoping until he wana kill himself! XD

106.throw it on a car

107.throw it on some one u heat

108.throw it from the plane!

109.give it to a lion to scrach it to death!

110.put in in the end of the outomatice sters (in the mall) LOL!

 

[Ryuk`]

110. Make it watch Twilight

11. Let Snorlax sit on it

 

[memetchi <3]

113. Give it to Pikachu and tell him to Thundershock it.

114. Throw in a shark infested bay and watch it go.

115. Send it on an airplane to China.

 

[It`s Teri]

116. Give it a 300 page book to read

117. Give it your chewed up bubblegum

118. Let it go for a swim

 

[Lexi~Gotchi]

119:

Decide that it needs to go for a ride on your fan.

 

[It`s Teri]

120. Marry it to Indi (DEFINITELY don't to that! I'm trying to get Indi to be the world's oldest Tama)

121. Use it as a crystal ball

122. Give it to my cookie monster → → → → → → → → → → → → → →

 

[MemetichiLover123]

123.Add it as a well balance meal

124.Swim with it

125.Use it as a ice cream topping.

126.Attach it to a rocket and say"bye bye Kupatchi!

 

[Lexi~Gotchi]

127.Marry it to Lucy! I'm trying to get Lucy to be the worlds oldest tama.