240. Wear a funny black wig, and try to make yourself look like David Archuleta. Then make your friends pretend to be bodyguards. Also wear sunglasses to hide your eyes. Then go into McDonalds, and walk with your bodyguards coolly all over.
244. Order a burger but ask for the patty to be shaped like a star or something. If they say they can't, argue then say "I'm going to Wendy's where I can at least get a square!" then stalk out.
250. Order burger. Pay 250 dollars to cashier. Tell to keep change. Then, ask for 250 dollars between the meat and cheese. When they say "no," yell and scream and curse everybody in there for random reaasons.
253dress up as wendy from wendys and make out with the ronald statue then get one of ur friends dressed as the burger king to come in and say "YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!!IM SUEING MCDONALDS !!!!!!!!!!!UR SUCH A CHEATER RONALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT U LOVED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!then make him push wendy and make out with ronald. then wendy and king get into a catfight
254. Dress up as the mascot for another fast food shop, then go in and ask for a meal. If they give it to you say "Good, I'm just gonna test whether or not it's better than our food" If not say "Our resteraunt's better they make food for anyone who comes in"