1,005 things NOT to do in public.

[Mamitchi465]

throw low fat chips in someones face :]

 

[Locky458]

35. Shake your bootay

 

[porygonlord]

36.Jump onto a random persons back and yell:GO HORSEY GO

 

[violetchi_garden]

37. lay down on the floor moaning "the bunnies are out to get us........."

38. walk into the high school musical fan club screaming "troy is not hot!!!!!"

39. take a step, and fall. take a step, and fall. take a step, and fall. (keep repeating it)

40. point at random people asking very loudly "are you a stalker!?!?"

 

[porygonlord]

41.go up to random people and go:Exscuse me sir/madam i belive you would be a good candidate for a clown.Then smoosh a pie in there face and tell them that there amazing.

 

[violetchi_garden]

42. explode XD

 

[Locky458]

43. Shake your groove thing.

 

[FurubaGrl88]

44. Scream to the world who ur crush is

 

[violetchi_garden]

45. serve poisonous hot dogs and shout "sue me! these hot dogs are poisonous!" and watch how many people eating the hot dogs freak.

 

[Sleepinggirl]

46.Get naked and jump in a fountain and dance in it.

 

[rachel3802]

47: Eat your homework

48: Wear all spandex

49: Say you are a mass murderer

50: Make out with a total stranger.

 

[Christail Ghostie~*]

51. Pee In a Fountain

52. Tell Everyone That You Do Drugs And Would They Like Some

53. Walk Around In Your Birthday Suit

54. Touch Up People's Privates

55. Look At Someone

56. Run Amok With A Double-Barrel

57. Have A Paintball War Waering Spandex (Think of Daniel ad Alexis' Paintball War In Ugly Betty)

 

[darkredphantomx]

58. Have intercourse. (it had to be said)

59. Scream, "IT'S A BOMB" in an airport or public transportation station.

60. Talk very loudly to yourself about your plans for world wide terrorist acts.

61. Sing very loudly a song that consists of the words, "SHOPLIFTING ROCKS" while in a mall or department store.

62. Lick various parts of your body.

63. Fart loudly.

64. Exclaim that you are packing heat.

65. Tell people that you're adding them to your anthrax list.

 

[violetchi_garden]

66. draw a squiggle and shout "look at my amazing drawing skills! who could be better than this? isn't this the most amazing piece of art you have ever seen?"

 

[Christail Ghostie~*]

67. Give people 'brown-eyes'

68. Walk around holding a medieval sword

69. Squeeze someone's mammary glands and say, "****IES!"

 

[IlyaneYanie]

70. Pretend someone handsome/pretty is your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend, hold a gun in their face and say, "Oh my gosh! *person's name* I can't believe you're here! Give me your phone number and make out with me!"

71. Grab your phone and show pictures of delicious food to fat people and say, "wakey-Wakey vannila shakey!"

72. Go to the police and say, "Hey look, it's my ID. (and show them a fake one) Can I buy some illegal drugs now?" Then fall on the floor and pretend to have a seizure.

73. Get a mirror and say, "Oh, oh, OH, *your name* You're so pretty/handsome! Oh oh! I wanna MAKE OUT WITH YOU! Oh!" and start licking the mirror and kissing it and say, "You're GOOD at this!" (Sorry if it's TOO graphic X3)

74. Go to a target, get a tamagotchi toy and say to the manager, "Oh PLEASE let me have this! I'm poor and it's my daughter's birthday! (works best if you're a kid)

75. Sing terribly in the bathroom, ESPECIALLY when people come.

 

[Royal Ludroth]

TUMPPED BOPIC!

 

[cynicalBookworm]

Wow, major bump.