What'd I say!

[animelover22]

Ever said something that was 'inappropriate' and you had NO idea what you just said?

One day Kaly was wearing rainbow colored clothes and she started yelling at me and she said," I'm so unlucky." And I was like," Maybe your rainbows dun work D:" And everyone started calling me ***** and I was like," What?? What'd I say?"

Cuz I had no idea of what I said.

Ever have this?

 

[[` F . u . z . z . l . e ]]

YERSH. I've had one very similar to yours actually.

I was at lunch with my friend Mariah, and she couldn't get any food because she forgot her money. So, I asked her if she wanted these two biscut things I had, and she said she didn't want to take my food. Then I said: "Eat my dang biscuts!" After that, everyone at the table just busted out laughing and started calling me a lesbian. I was confused for like, 10 minutes. I had no clue why they were saying that. I finally ended up figured it out. Luckily, it was just my friends and they were just messing around, but it still kind of made me mad.

 

[Mazeay]

I was in Super Target and there was this product called 'Hairy Balls.' o_0 it was like.. a kids product, one of those squishy rubber balls that light up.. so I picked it up and I was like "Oh cool hairy balls!" these two guys just kind of stared at me with a half smirk/half uncomfotable face on, and I had no idea why.

Then later in the car I realized.. "oh."

 

[OrangeBalloon]

^Hah, that's hilarious!

 

[Lady_Shay]

Once when I was younger (About 7 years old) my mom and I were watching that 70's show and Eric was talking about condoms, then I asked my mom what it was and she said it was a birth control pill for men, probably figuring I wouldn't know what a birth control pill was in the first place. Last week I remembered it and starting cracking up.

You know how people sometimes add H's to their words? Like 'Yesh' instead of 'Yes'. Once I said: "Please, sh!t down" instead of sit.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

When I was like, 5, I saw this giant billboard saying ''Need help making love? Call -number- to do it longer!'' and I really loved mum as a mum, so I said ''Mummy, we need to call them. I wanna make love to you... and longer!''. That was just a big misunderstanding.

And a few weeks ago, I had told Jen how to say the 'male-sexual-organ- in Russian. Then on like, tuesday, I kept saying things in a Russian accent, but in English. I ended up saying something with a Russian accent, which in Russian would have meant ''I like your penis''. Jen cracked up and was literally ROFLing, while I had no idea what was going on. She then told me what I had said. I gasped and died of laughter.

 

[DemonSlayer5050]

Yep.

Once when I was little there was a student teacher and she said "And I try to be here as much as I can" And I said" Good :3" And the entire classroom gasped and looked at me I was just all "O_O....what?"

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

[shayna told me to post this, therefore I will.]

On the 'Favourite Insult' topic, I saw that Alice says fluck. I also say fluck a lot, so I said ''Yaaay! You are now my fluck buddy!''. Only after Shayna's post did I realise what it meant minus the L.

I fail with sexual refferences.

 

[tamawho!!??]

I went over to Afra and said "A my gold ol' friend!" and everyone went OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH.. A said "No I'm joking we're girls and we're friends girlfriends" and everyone laughed so now I'm still all wtf did I say?

 

[Starfire.]

Everyone's so hilarious... xDD

I had a really clean mind back then when I was young, I don't think I've remembered.

 

[giraffagotchi]

You know how people sometimes add H's to their words? Like 'Yesh' instead of 'Yes'. Once I said: "Please, sh!t down" instead of sit.

That sounds like what someone in my class would say. A boy today whacked me on the head with his book and I yanked on his tie (they would say he'd been "peanutted"??) so it knotted real tight, in front of everybody. He was yelling "Miss, Miss! Did you see what she just did?!" and Miss didn't even care. She actually grinned at me like "Well, I see your point.". Everyone was laughing.