TROLOLOLOLOLOLO

[Runner]

It's 2:00 in the afternoon and you are bored. You turn on your computer and come across a topic known as "TROLOLOLOLOLO". Curious, you read the text that your eyes currently are scanning. This is a place for bored people where you spam and troll, and also the place where you can cheer up if you're sad.

By SPAM, I do not mean advertising, one word posts, or smiley posts. I mean, hilarious sentences and pics, and messed up anecdotes like..

this. Or anything humorous in general. Just remember to follow rules. And by trolling, I mean meaningless sentences that do not connect. Mwahahaha..

Oh, and for inspiration....

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO, OHHHHHHH.. .DADADADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

First:

I looked at the tacos sitting in front of me. I stared at them, and picked one up. I closed my eyes, and brought the taco to my mouth.

It smelled delicious.

It looked delicious.

It felt delicious.

I could hear the deliciousness of it pounding my ears.

My teeth sank into the taco.

At once, the taco bits flew from my mouth.

I wept.

For the taco was a fish taco.

 

[-EbilKitteh-]

Which way does it go. Left or Right?

(Looks solemn and serious but bursts out in random tears)

 

[KareliaTheTama]

STOP

HAMMERTIME!!!

(I just lol'd)

 

[mew0099]

I looked over to my side.

There was a bus stop.

And a bus approaching.

But it was not a bus!

It was a cockroach holding a book.

it was so beautiful

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Jennifer P, 2% radical, 98% platypus

Remind you of Perry? :U

 

[Jadeie]

... She's Bald.

She's Bald.

She's Bald.

GIVE HER SOME HAIR!

 

[so101isfun]

Errr it actually was 2:00 in the afternoon when I read this

MEEP!

 

[Kajah995]

I wumbo

you wumbo

he she it wu- SLAP!

NO QUOTING PATRICK STAR!!!!! HE'S MY HOMIE!!!!!!

 

[Runner]

There was once a bald old man.

He was balding.

His head shone.

It was so shiny Rudolph's nose could not compare.

Shakespeare could not describe the shinyness of the man's head.

The man was born in 1988 and died in 2047.

 

[mew0099]

YOU CAN BE ANYTHING in life

YOU WANT TO BE A SCIENTIST no prob

now kids let's all go see your grandpa and collect the dream mist

DRINK MILK

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by THE BEATLES.

 

[Runner]

Once upon a time there was a mametchi. Now, about the elephant from earlier...

I shall tell you about the most amazing ZEBRA of all time.. It had a long neck and dots. I loved it.

It had 23 chromosomes.

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS:

Purchased by Gorillaz. PAY ATTENTION TO THE CRACKED STREETS AND THE BROKEN HOMES..

Wait, was that song by Justin? Wait beavers can't sing never mind.

 

[tama v9]

Brought to you by,........... Coco milk......... okay?

This just in! Cows eat humans!

 

[mew0099]

KIRBY get over here.

You just broke the law of eating nothing

go to jail

not a word

GO TO COURT

NOT A WORD

die.

not a word.

NOW TALK.

ily <3



COMING UP spongebob squarepants

AND AFTER THAT rocko's modern life

HOMESTUCK

lick your lollipop and buy me a coke

thank you

Ni.

Nee-wom.

 

[Runner]

HELLO, WELCOME TO THE 80TH ACADEMY AWARD CEREMONY... WE HAVE THE BEST PICTURE OF ALL TIME AWARD TO GIVE OUT TO:

Twilight

Twilight: New Moon

Never Say Never

Avatar the Last Airbender

Straight to video movie

TROLL FACE

TROLL FACE WINS.

 

[KareliaTheTama]

I know you want Pop

You want Dance

You want Rock and Roll

Lol

Iz not trollin, iz Karelia, you see? ^_^

I. Bought. Beef. Jerky.

Sweet sweat swat swipe swear sew APPLZ!! swar swoon swag swagger swale swoop

What doesn't belong?!?!?

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

SO AI HERD U LIEK PAIII

:U TEH PAII IZ MIEN, U C D|

I NEEDZ MEEEE SUM JUCE

WAI DU AI SPEEEL INCORECTLI DDDD:

This was brought to you by Daft Punk o:

 

[mew0099]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhoo

THIS IS THE party TIME

ENTER YOUR NAME HERE TO ENTER GRAND PRIZE DRAWWWWW ___________________________________________________________________________________________________

win a bowl of HAWAIIAN PUNCH. yum yum yum

GO PUNCH YOUR MOTHER UNTIL SHE LENDS YOU three-fitty DOLLArS

brought to you by KIMCHI NOODLES

WARNING

VIEWER Discretion IS not ADVISED

thank you for yur time

ok show's over go get me the script

ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY micky d's.

let's go put JELLY on our hot gods now

 

[KareliaTheTama]

Desert Rose: Random Acts Of EVIL!!

Contents:

1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.

 

[Kajah995]

A quote from 400-Hyrule (no, not 300!)

THIS! IS! Dinner...

Sparta Man and Daphnes Nohaneson Hyrule WIN!!!

 

[Runner]

"MADNESS?!" The ever, so buff and powerful King Leonidas glared and stuck his face into the Persian's, before leaning back, and announcing...

Suddenly the screen flashed, and a smiling man with white teeth announced, "This program was brought to you by Wal-Mart.. Save money, eat cheese, Target!"

"H-O-T-W-I-R-E, HOTWIRE.COM!!"

"PLAY POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE!"

"GO TO HOT TOPIC!"

"NARWHALS, NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN..."

"THIS.. IS.."

Suddenly, the power went out. The viewer, a 25 year old man, angrily destroyed his home. The entire world blew up. The end!