I love them! I'm on the last one, but it's pretty boring, so I keep putting off reading it. Me and my friends have a lot of jokes revolving around A Series of Unfortunate Events. One of them is this weird product my friend made up that she calls "Baudelaire Bobbleheads." They're basically just bobbleheads with the characters of a Series of Unfortunate Events on them. We always draw them on our schoolpapers and stuff, it's good for a laugh. We also made up a commercial for them. Also, have you ever heard of those donuts called Dunkn (sp?) donuts? Well, me and Stephanie made up
Duncan donuts! We made up a commercial for that too.
Duncan Donut commercial:
*Isadora's singing*
It doesn't matter if you're in the desert..in the ocean...in outer space...in the city, in the country, you gotta have a fat, delicious, creamy, Duncan Donut!
*Duncan walks in*
"They're named after me!"
Isadora: "Are not!"
Duncan: "Are too!"
*They start fighting*
*Quigley walks in*
Quigley: They're named after
me.
Isadora: But that makes no sense, you're name's Quigley!
Quigley: So? They're still named after me.
*They start fighting again*
Isadora: Okay, let's Do this: They're as fat as Duncan -
Duncan: Hey, but the donuts are fat!
Isadora: EXAXCTLY! They have as many brains in them as Quigley has -
Quigley: Hey, but the donuts don't have any brains!
IsadoraL Exactly my points once again.. And they have MY sweetness!
Duncan: *thumbs up* I'm good with that!
So yeah, I picture Duncan to be horribly obese, Isadora a stuck-up brat, and Quigley, kind of stupid. I know, they're not. But I picture them like that anyway.