Foreword: I will also say this at the end, but this is FICTION, so do not believe anything in it apart from facts about how the planets ended up, NOT how they were created. This story is also not meant to be of any religious significance, it is humorous fiction so please don't take offence at anything said that disagrees with your religion.
You own a Tamagotchi, right?
If not, you don't want to read this story.
If you do own a Tamagotchi, where did it come from?
The practical will say, "a factory in China"...
But the adventurous, the ones who will read this story, will say, "Tamagotchi Planet"...
And the very beginning of this story tells us the correct answer. But unless you've guessed right, this won't be a very good story.
It's the one someone adventurous - some people might call them crazy or silly - would say.
It all started when the Universe was created. It was, in fact, created by bored baby Tamagotchis - Petitchis and Babitchis, as we call them - getting bored and making a new universe. So all the little Tamas came tumbling out into the new world, and started making a replica of their original home, Tamagotchi Planet. It took several tries; the first thing they made was a big burning ball of hydrogen and helium (what we know as the sun). They didn't like the look of it, so they made one purely out of gluing space rocks together. Humans call it Mercury. This was too hot because it was too close to the burning ball, so they made Venus, but one of them slammed an asteroid into it too hard, making an eternal cloud of poisonous dust which ruined the whole thing. So they started throwing asteroids to make another of these except without the dust, but someone found some ice and threw it at the planet, making some parts of it entirely covered in water. But everyone loved this. They called it Monokimtopia (it means Tama Planet Two in their language), but humans later named it Earth, and live on it to this day. They didn't like Earth, because although it was a nice holiday destination, it wasn't really much like their own planet, even when they made fake bones (humans are silly enough to call these things dinosaur skeletons) and interesting rocks (those humans call them gems and sell them for ridiculous prices, even though to the Tamas, they were just common space rocks) and put them there. So they went on to create a red planet with some common space rocks (humans call them rubies), but they didn't like it because they forgot to throw ice at it to create water. Then they got some highly dangerous space gas and an asteroid, and made a large planet covered in red gas-storms just for fun. They didn't even try living on it, they had found some yellow gas and created a new planet, like the previous red one but with rings of ice. This happened when they remembered to throw ice, but somehow it started orbiting the planet in rings, so they moved on. They created another, this time smaller and with blue gases, and remembered the water. Again, it orbited the planet in steady rings of ice, so one of the Tamas threw a tantrum and knocked the planet on its side. They got some darker blue gases and created another one, but they forgot the wtaer again, so they went on to make another. They had just got some very nice purple gas to decorate the new planet with, but it was too cold and all the Tamas froze to death and became asteroids (humans call them the asteroid belt). Except two. These were named Melodica and Zevi, a boy and a girl, and they set out on an amazing adventure...
Note: As you know, this is fiction and the historical facts aren't supposed to be correct, but any facts about how the planets ended up are true. I used to be really into astronomy, and I still watch a lot of space documentaries, so you can count on most facts in the story that don't involve Tamas or others doing stuff. Also if anyone is religious and strongly believes the world was created differently, please do not take offence, this story is meant to be humorous fiction and nobody actually believes in it. If you're not happy with any of the content I write, please contact me before reporting my post and I should be able to put it right. But remember - everything in fan fiction is FICTION!!
~ Dazzmina ~
You own a Tamagotchi, right?
If not, you don't want to read this story.
If you do own a Tamagotchi, where did it come from?
The practical will say, "a factory in China"...
But the adventurous, the ones who will read this story, will say, "Tamagotchi Planet"...
And the very beginning of this story tells us the correct answer. But unless you've guessed right, this won't be a very good story.
It's the one someone adventurous - some people might call them crazy or silly - would say.
It all started when the Universe was created. It was, in fact, created by bored baby Tamagotchis - Petitchis and Babitchis, as we call them - getting bored and making a new universe. So all the little Tamas came tumbling out into the new world, and started making a replica of their original home, Tamagotchi Planet. It took several tries; the first thing they made was a big burning ball of hydrogen and helium (what we know as the sun). They didn't like the look of it, so they made one purely out of gluing space rocks together. Humans call it Mercury. This was too hot because it was too close to the burning ball, so they made Venus, but one of them slammed an asteroid into it too hard, making an eternal cloud of poisonous dust which ruined the whole thing. So they started throwing asteroids to make another of these except without the dust, but someone found some ice and threw it at the planet, making some parts of it entirely covered in water. But everyone loved this. They called it Monokimtopia (it means Tama Planet Two in their language), but humans later named it Earth, and live on it to this day. They didn't like Earth, because although it was a nice holiday destination, it wasn't really much like their own planet, even when they made fake bones (humans are silly enough to call these things dinosaur skeletons) and interesting rocks (those humans call them gems and sell them for ridiculous prices, even though to the Tamas, they were just common space rocks) and put them there. So they went on to create a red planet with some common space rocks (humans call them rubies), but they didn't like it because they forgot to throw ice at it to create water. Then they got some highly dangerous space gas and an asteroid, and made a large planet covered in red gas-storms just for fun. They didn't even try living on it, they had found some yellow gas and created a new planet, like the previous red one but with rings of ice. This happened when they remembered to throw ice, but somehow it started orbiting the planet in rings, so they moved on. They created another, this time smaller and with blue gases, and remembered the water. Again, it orbited the planet in steady rings of ice, so one of the Tamas threw a tantrum and knocked the planet on its side. They got some darker blue gases and created another one, but they forgot the wtaer again, so they went on to make another. They had just got some very nice purple gas to decorate the new planet with, but it was too cold and all the Tamas froze to death and became asteroids (humans call them the asteroid belt). Except two. These were named Melodica and Zevi, a boy and a girl, and they set out on an amazing adventure...
Note: As you know, this is fiction and the historical facts aren't supposed to be correct, but any facts about how the planets ended up are true. I used to be really into astronomy, and I still watch a lot of space documentaries, so you can count on most facts in the story that don't involve Tamas or others doing stuff. Also if anyone is religious and strongly believes the world was created differently, please do not take offence, this story is meant to be humorous fiction and nobody actually believes in it. If you're not happy with any of the content I write, please contact me before reporting my post and I should be able to put it right. But remember - everything in fan fiction is FICTION!!
~ Dazzmina ~
