The Horror of The Evil Walmart

[oceanfish123]

Kyle went down to the walmart in his small town. It was the only place in town that sold Tamagotchis. The next nearest store was 45 miles away. Kyle walked into walmart to buy the last Tamagotchi he needed to complete his collection of every Connection Version 1 color released in the US! When he went to the tama section, THEY WERENT THERE! He looked everywhere twice still they were knowhere to be found, he asked a salesclerk and recieved the horrible news, the walmart has stopped selling tamaz......

 

[tamagirl]

NOOOOOO!!! Kyle screamed. And he found the tama he wanted on EBay.

 

[oceanfish123]

Then when he checked eBay, the site was down for maitenence for a month...

 

[tamagirl]

So he decided to buy one off the black market...

 

[oceanfish123]

He searched and he searched but there was no member of the Black Market in the whole small town of South Park...

 

[tamakitten]

...but finally he found one being sold by...

 

[Qerk0]

A guy in a black hood and coat. Kyle bought the tamagotci, but he was curious about the man's appearance. He never showed his face. Until one day.

Kyle asked him to take off his hood. He did so, to reveal...

 

[tamagirl]

...Big ears and a grin.

Kyle: YOU'RE A MAMETCHI!!!

 

[Robotchi]

"OMG!" said Kyle. "What is this crule future and why isnt Cartmen dead?!"he screched. Then he looked down the limited edition tama was laying on the street which infact belonged to Cartmen! "Ha-hah-ha-!" he said as he stole the tama. But there was one problem......

 

[oceanfish123]

It was a fake!....

 

[Qerk0]

He ran back back and yelled at the Mametchi, when he realised... it was all a hallucination!

 

[oceanfish123]

he was really in his room sitting on his bed, with the money in his hand, the strange part is, he had already gone to walmart....

 

[mimitchilover]

and recived grim news that all tamagotchis were now......

 

[Pip]

Eaten by a Mothra.

 

[oceanfish123]

The whole state of North Carolina showed up in Japan to talk to Bandai of Japan about where the evil mothra went...

 

[Tyson]

And they decided that it had got bored with consuming version 1s and had now started with version 2s!"But version 2s arent out in the US yet!" said a man.

"Well, they are out in some places such as Australia and the UK!" spoke MR. Tamagotchiman.

And so they went off to the UK first, BUT...!!!

 

[oceanfish123]

they felt hungry. So they Marched into Tokyo and ate all of the Tamagotchi Plus's in the whole city!!! .......

 

[mimitchilover]

Then suddenly they realized a mortha hadn't eaten them! Actually, a giant, scary................

 

[oceanfish123]

MASKUBABITCHI!!!!!! A MASKUTCHI THAT STILL WAS ONLY HALFWAY OUT OF THE BABY STAGE!!!.......

 

[mimitchilover]

it was 34 feet tall and 743 pounds! its only weakness was......