princess08
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Got any peeves? Super-peeves? Pet-peeves? Meh. I can't sell this whole question thing.
Anyways, I personally have tons. >_>'
Super-Peeves:
Bad manners, such as talking with your mouth full, elbows on the table, slurping, just grabbing a clump of stuff off the plate, dropping a ton of things while you dive for the middle of something, eating before people are served, picking at food before it's all on the table...ugh. It's not toleratable. ;_;
Sitting on two cushions at once. I mean, I understand if you're a bit big to fit perfectaly on your cushion, but you can at least try, rather than just sit in the middle! Get the heck off my cushion, darnit! D:< Not enough room? That's because you're NOT ON YOUR DANG CUSHION.
Actually, that didn't even cover it. To express my intolerance with this properly, I would be breaking the language rule.
When the fabric on the couch isn't all one shade of it. You know, when it's up in some places so it's darker or paler, and down in others so it's different. I almost obsess over it, and then people come sit and mess it up with a butt-pattern. Gahhh. STOP RUINING MY PERFECT COUCH, PEOPLE.
When you're obviously sitting somewhere, your book is there, soda, remote, even a big fat sign saying "SEAT IS FREAKING TAKEN, DAM**T!" and you're going to get a cola or snack or water or a book, something, and you come back, someone's just moved all your stuff off your chair and plunked themselves down. >_< Same with computers. Like, you go to get someone a cola, or chop a pepper, and someone's like "Let me check my email while you do that!" and you're obviously not done, you're back in under two minutes, and you have to wait like, an hour because SOMEBODY couldn't bear to leave the computer still for two minutes, and they're like "HOLD IT! I JUST GOT ON!" when you had it first. wtf?
When people say "Get me a soda, please?" and you go get it because you're feeling kind or they're injured or something, and you come back, and then they ask for like, a cookie, or a book, when they could've just asked for two things at once.
W T F.
When people absolutely PILE into the dressing room you're in (for me this happened alot until I absolutely INSISTED on getting one of the smaller rooms rather than the gigantic one, cuz I have a all female immediate family except for the married in ones, so they're all ' WE'RE ALL GIRLS TOGETHER, RIGHT? ' and I'm like 'NOOOOOO!') and then they're like "Oh, that doesn't fit you right!' when you like how it looks, or 'I don't really like how that looks on you.' and 'HOMG, LYK, HONEY, YEW WOULD LUUUUUUUUUUUUUV THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!' WTF, stop watching me change. ._.
Those kinds of people who walk into a kitchen and destroy everything while screaming about the mess. DUDE, you just MADE that. Don't blame me.
SRSLY. IT'S A NEW IDEA. "BLAME YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE."
Crazy, man. Novel. Surreal.
The "Oh, I hope you change your mind...-wistful glance-" because you don't agree. WTF. I. Am. Not. Going. To.
People running around spraying air freshener in your face. That stuff makes me choke. ;_; Dude, I don't care if you like it, that orange crap is overwhelming and if I had asthma I'd probably be dead.
People who say like "Will you help me clean?" and then they end up playing on the computer whilst you slave, maybe they picked up ten pieces of trash, and then say "We did it! We did it! Yaaaay! Yep, we cleaned up today" and bla bla bla. Like, no, I DID. SRSLY.
When people lecture you on something, and then three days later they come up with a decent comeback, so they start the debate again. DUDE, THAT WAS THREE DAYS AGO. Get over it.
When people don't close the door using the bathroom. Dude, at least close the curtain. Really. That's why it's there. I don't wanna see your girl parts. Really truly. And, while on the subject of bathrooms, when they randomly burst in while you're showering, like "IHAVETOPEE!" when there is a perfectaly decent bathroom downstairs. Dude, use some logic and respect some freakin' privacy.
God, that's not even all of them. I'm such a bomb waiting to happen. xP Luckily I take it out with imaginary friends or something. Make up a person in my head and take it out on them or yell mentally or something.
Anyways, I personally have tons. >_>'
Super-Peeves:
Bad manners, such as talking with your mouth full, elbows on the table, slurping, just grabbing a clump of stuff off the plate, dropping a ton of things while you dive for the middle of something, eating before people are served, picking at food before it's all on the table...ugh. It's not toleratable. ;_;
Sitting on two cushions at once. I mean, I understand if you're a bit big to fit perfectaly on your cushion, but you can at least try, rather than just sit in the middle! Get the heck off my cushion, darnit! D:< Not enough room? That's because you're NOT ON YOUR DANG CUSHION.
Actually, that didn't even cover it. To express my intolerance with this properly, I would be breaking the language rule.
When the fabric on the couch isn't all one shade of it. You know, when it's up in some places so it's darker or paler, and down in others so it's different. I almost obsess over it, and then people come sit and mess it up with a butt-pattern. Gahhh. STOP RUINING MY PERFECT COUCH, PEOPLE.
When you're obviously sitting somewhere, your book is there, soda, remote, even a big fat sign saying "SEAT IS FREAKING TAKEN, DAM**T!" and you're going to get a cola or snack or water or a book, something, and you come back, someone's just moved all your stuff off your chair and plunked themselves down. >_< Same with computers. Like, you go to get someone a cola, or chop a pepper, and someone's like "Let me check my email while you do that!" and you're obviously not done, you're back in under two minutes, and you have to wait like, an hour because SOMEBODY couldn't bear to leave the computer still for two minutes, and they're like "HOLD IT! I JUST GOT ON!" when you had it first. wtf?
When people say "Get me a soda, please?" and you go get it because you're feeling kind or they're injured or something, and you come back, and then they ask for like, a cookie, or a book, when they could've just asked for two things at once.
W T F.
When people absolutely PILE into the dressing room you're in (for me this happened alot until I absolutely INSISTED on getting one of the smaller rooms rather than the gigantic one, cuz I have a all female immediate family except for the married in ones, so they're all ' WE'RE ALL GIRLS TOGETHER, RIGHT? ' and I'm like 'NOOOOOO!') and then they're like "Oh, that doesn't fit you right!' when you like how it looks, or 'I don't really like how that looks on you.' and 'HOMG, LYK, HONEY, YEW WOULD LUUUUUUUUUUUUUV THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!' WTF, stop watching me change. ._.
Those kinds of people who walk into a kitchen and destroy everything while screaming about the mess. DUDE, you just MADE that. Don't blame me.
SRSLY. IT'S A NEW IDEA. "BLAME YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE."
Crazy, man. Novel. Surreal.
The "Oh, I hope you change your mind...-wistful glance-" because you don't agree. WTF. I. Am. Not. Going. To.
People running around spraying air freshener in your face. That stuff makes me choke. ;_; Dude, I don't care if you like it, that orange crap is overwhelming and if I had asthma I'd probably be dead.
People who say like "Will you help me clean?" and then they end up playing on the computer whilst you slave, maybe they picked up ten pieces of trash, and then say "We did it! We did it! Yaaaay! Yep, we cleaned up today" and bla bla bla. Like, no, I DID. SRSLY.
When people lecture you on something, and then three days later they come up with a decent comeback, so they start the debate again. DUDE, THAT WAS THREE DAYS AGO. Get over it.
When people don't close the door using the bathroom. Dude, at least close the curtain. Really. That's why it's there. I don't wanna see your girl parts. Really truly. And, while on the subject of bathrooms, when they randomly burst in while you're showering, like "IHAVETOPEE!" when there is a perfectaly decent bathroom downstairs. Dude, use some logic and respect some freakin' privacy.
God, that's not even all of them. I'm such a bomb waiting to happen. xP Luckily I take it out with imaginary friends or something. Make up a person in my head and take it out on them or yell mentally or something.
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