Thank you captain obvious!

[cluck_cluck_chicken]

Ok..

Shopping with mum is usually boring right?

Well it is with me until I spotted this --->Clickie meh!

I imediatly took the pic and edited it with failblog.com.

[if you can't read it properly it says 'Donovans chocolate covered peanuts' the I think the bit below is readable!]

How stupid do some people think we are!?!

 

[illiey12]

That's funny!!

 

[Surfer_girl]

one word: FAIL.

~SG~

 

[.:Puma:.]

Haha.

There is a label on the Peanut Butter containers saying "WARNING: May contain peanuts".

How stupid do they think we are?

 

[Tamagirl_Desy]

On a box that contained a hair-dryer, it said, "Please do not dry your hair while sleeping."

And here's some more for your entertainment.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."

Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

 

[TigerLily013]

Haha.There is a label on the Peanut Butter containers saying "WARNING: May contain peanuts".

How stupid do they think we are?

It's not really a matter of stupidity in this case, they have to cover their butts in case someone is daft enough (and allergic) to eat some.

Knowing how some people are sue happy, the company much rather not go through that.

There's labels now on most chocolate bars like Mars bars that'll say peanut free on them, meaning the factory and plant didn't have ANY peanuts going through them or never been processed there.

It's all just for security reasons. I mean, someone could say "Oh well they didn't warn me there were peanuts lawl" and then they can say "Guess what? We did!"

 

[rachel3802]

^ Yus.

A company will do anything to not get sued.

Fishing Bait:

Not for human consumption.

 

[Leafpool]

These are quite funny

"Not for human consumption"- on a candy smelling/shaped eraser.

"Not for human consumption"- on a bottle of rat poison.

"WARNING: May contain eggs"- on a container (?) of eggs o_o

"WARNING: May contain peanuts"- on a pack of peanuts.

"WARNING: May contain shrimp"- on a package of frozen shrimp puffs.

"Not for children under 3 years of age"- on a tampon wrapper

"Do not poke in ears" - on a case of headphones.

 

[Lady_Shay]

XDD

I got nuttin.

 

[Band Geek]

"Not suitable for childern under 3" : My trombone care kit. ._.

"May be harmful if swallowed. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF INFANTS." - Valve/key/slide oil. That's why we have CHILD PROTECTION LOCKS!

"Do not put on lips." - CG CONN tuning / cork grease. O_O

"For underarms only." Why would you put deo on your skin except your armspits?

 

[Stereo]

I love labels such as the one you posted.

"Warning: Stove may cause burns."

Now, don't you just love "stupid-friendly" labels?

 

[bratztroxg]

Lol, some of these really cracked me up!

 

[Squidward is Cool]

"Do not put on lips." - CG CONN tuning / cork grease. O_O

CORK GREASE!

That was one of the first things my band teacher, Mr. L. said to us. He cracked a joke of how cork grease isn't lip balm.

I've used two sticks my entire 5 years playing. Seriously.

My current one smells like ROOT BEER CANDY!

Yeah, I LOVE these stupid labels! Cracked up reading all in this thread!

 

[rachel3802]

"For underarms only." Why would you put deo on your skin except your armspits?

People in my class put it on their faces.

-vomits-

 

[Tamaland_Kitty_Kat]

There was a sign that said:

Warning! This sign has sharp edges! Lol, and that was the only thing on the sign xD

 

[x.Ryancloud]

Awesome!!

*laughs*

 

[TigerLily013]

People in my class put it on their faces.-vomits-

Actually I've known folks who sweat a bit more in other places to use de-odorant there too to keep away that icky feeling, myself included (especially in the summertime).

Of course the stick I use on those areas is seperately used.

 

[Sweet Kandi]

Here's a fun one XD

Pay very close attention. Especially to the orange label and the patient's name.

May cause drowsiness

 

[rachel3802]

Actually I've known folks who sweat a bit more in other places to use de-odorant there too to keep away that icky feeling, myself included (especially in the summertime).
Of course the stick I use on those areas is seperately used.

Yeah.

I agree with your opinion.

It's just that they use the same stick they use on their underarms.

-Gag-

 

[Scottie_]

Haha.

I have a bit of a gross one. Erm,, Highlight if you wish

On a thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally..