Last year it was a failed poem I gave to TT, this year it's a failed fan fiction! 
HAPPY 9TH BIRTHDAY TAMATALK!
This story takes place earlier today, when me, SupahCow, Hayden and TamaTown123 were talking on TamaChat and we'd all forgotten or not talked about it being TT's 9th birthday -
On the 16th June 2013 UK time (and I think most other time zones too) the TamaTalk members dazzilitchigirl, SupahCow090, *Hayden* and tamatown123 were all talking on chat about random stuff. None of them were talking about TamaTalk's 9th birthdaybecause they all hated TT because there isn't really that much to say about it. Dazzmina was happy because she finally got to talk to her friends after an annoying week of school. I don't know how everyone else was feeling but I assume they were happy too since nobody said they were sad.
However, after around an hour, Hayden and TT123 had to leave for some annoying reason that annoyed Dazz and SupahCow. Dazz and SupahCow talked for a while, but then SupahCow also had to leave because of some annoying reason that annoyed Dazz. But Dazz didn't have very long to wait before she also had to go because of an art lesson (no, not at school, she has private art lessons because the art teaching at school is really bad). So, once Dazz had left and started her art lesson, TamaChat was left empty.
Dazz's art lesson was okay and she did some good art in it even though she's really bad at art. She was working on shading, which, according to the teacher, she was really good at. But just as she had finished doing pencil shading and was about to start on oil pastel shading, she started feeling weird and knew this feeling very well. It was what always happened when she was about to turn into a Tama.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she screamed. Each time Dazz had turned into a Tama, she'd been drowned in Ikemen Mametchi saliva, squashed into a pancake, kissed by Ikemen Mametchi or numerous other tramatising experiences. But there was nothing she could do now.
Every time she turned into a Tama, she ended up in some weird place she hadn't been, usually near Kurosantchi and Ikemen Mametchi, the reasons she hated being a Tama. Since their so-called "cute" triplets had attacked Dazz and she'd kicked them away, they seemed to be attempting to get revenge on Dazz for it by causing her a LOT more pain than she'd ever caused the triplets. All she could think was that they were really over-protective parents. Although it was kind of weird when Ikemen Mametchi didn't seem sad at all about one of his triplets dying.
Anyway, this time Dazzminatchi ended up somewhere different - in the middle of the stage during one of Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi's concerts. She had never appeared HERE before! But then she realised - Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi were gone! And the crowd thought it was all part of the show! Dazzminatchi wanted to yell "HEY! This isn't part of the show! I'm not meant to be here!" but she suddenly couldn't. She didn't know the words! The only thing she knew how to say was "watashi wa Dazzminatchi desu!" So she yelled it, over and over again: "WATASHI WA DAZZMINATCHI DESU!"
This attracted the attention of Kurosantchi, who, apart from throwing the occasional rotten vegetable at Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi, was kissing Ikemen Mametchi in the back row of the seats where the audience sat. She looked up. "HEY!" she yelled. "That's redundant! It translates into "I am Dazzminatchi it is my name!" But she quickly forgot about that when she realised - "wait...DAZZMINATCHI?! What the purple dolphin is SHE doing here? SHE KICKED MY TRIPLETS! SHE MUST BE DESTROYED!" And before anyone knew it, Kurosantchi was rushing towards the stage holding a banana peel.
"Kurosantchi!", Dazzminatchi screamed, and leaped off the stage. She ran as fast as she could, which was not very fast since she is the worst runner in her school or any of the school's she's ever been in (which is 7 or 8). Kurosantchi was faster than her, and caught up with her in about ten seconds. "I HATE YOU! YOU KICKED MY TRIPLETS!" she screeched, and stabbed Dazzminatchi in the face with the banana peel. This was not as harmless as it seemed; a bit got in her mouth, and Dazzminatchi absolutely HATED the taste of banana peel. It made her vomit every time she ate it. So Dazzminatchi vomited in Kurosantchi's face, and while Kurosantchi was standing there shocked, Dazzminatchi got up and ran away.
As Dazzminatchi ran, the world suddenly seemed to be changing..."oh, no!" she thought. It was turning back into the real world! At least now she'd get to try shading with oil pastels and not have to worry about Kurosantchi killing her...then she inhaled a mouthful of water from the local swimming pool. "WHY THIS SWIMMING POOL?!" she tried to scream. Dazzminatchi was allergic to the water in this one swimming pool, it made her nose itch. She quickly came to the surface and coughed out the water, then looked around. She was in her swimming costume, and everything seemed quite normal. She decided she might as well go swimming, it wasn't as if there was much else to do.
Dazz got out of the pool and prepared to jump in, which is what she always does. However, the water slide - which Dazz has a fear of going on for some weird reason - is right next to the place she jumps in from, and KUROSANTCHI suddenly appeared. "WHAT THE PURPLE DOLPHIN?!" screamed Dazz, just as Kurosantchi pushed her into the slide. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" yelled Dazz as she went down the water slide. But in about 5 seconds she was out of the other end...and Kurosantchi was waiting for her with a banana peel! She stuffed the banana peel into Dazz's mouth, making her vomit. There was a lifeguard right next to where this was all happening, but the lifeguard didn't notice because they were deaf and blind.
Dazz soon started choking on the banana peel. For some weird reason, Kurosantchi pulled it out of her mouth, threw it into the swimming pool and began kissing Ikemen Mametchi, who was also standing there. Kicking Dazz into the pool, she knocked over Ikemen Mametchi by kissing him and they both fell into the pool. "I CAN'T SWIM!!!!!!!!" screamed Kurosantchi. Dazz decided she should save Kurosantchi, but only if she put Kurosantchi in prison. However, the world was changing AGAIN. The swimming pool rapidly turned into a cloud, and the three Tamas fell through it.
Dazzminatchi, Kurosantchi and Ikemen Mametchi all screamed as they fell through the sky. Dazzminatchi looked down. They were surprisingly far up in the sky, and the fall would definitely kill them. Kurosantchi was uselessly kissing Ikemen Mametchi, leaving Dazzminatchi to come up with a way of them surviving. She knew they'd done it in the Tamagotchi movie, but couldn't remember how. She tried to ask Kurosantchi, but she was too busy kissing Ikemen Mametchi. "SERIOUSLY, KUROSANTCHI?!" she screamed "YOU CARE ABOUT KISSING HIM MORE THAN YOU CARE ABOUT SURVIVING?!" Kurosantchi apparently did. But even as she screamed, the world was changing again. Relieved, Dazzminatchi waited to find out where she would end up.
HAPPY 9TH BIRTHDAY TAMATALK! This story takes place earlier today, when me, SupahCow, Hayden and TamaTown123 were talking on TamaChat and we'd all forgotten or not talked about it being TT's 9th birthday -
On the 16th June 2013 UK time (and I think most other time zones too) the TamaTalk members dazzilitchigirl, SupahCow090, *Hayden* and tamatown123 were all talking on chat about random stuff. None of them were talking about TamaTalk's 9th birthday
However, after around an hour, Hayden and TT123 had to leave for some annoying reason that annoyed Dazz and SupahCow. Dazz and SupahCow talked for a while, but then SupahCow also had to leave because of some annoying reason that annoyed Dazz. But Dazz didn't have very long to wait before she also had to go because of an art lesson (no, not at school, she has private art lessons because the art teaching at school is really bad). So, once Dazz had left and started her art lesson, TamaChat was left empty.
Dazz's art lesson was okay and she did some good art in it even though she's really bad at art. She was working on shading, which, according to the teacher, she was really good at. But just as she had finished doing pencil shading and was about to start on oil pastel shading, she started feeling weird and knew this feeling very well. It was what always happened when she was about to turn into a Tama.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she screamed. Each time Dazz had turned into a Tama, she'd been drowned in Ikemen Mametchi saliva, squashed into a pancake, kissed by Ikemen Mametchi or numerous other tramatising experiences. But there was nothing she could do now.
Every time she turned into a Tama, she ended up in some weird place she hadn't been, usually near Kurosantchi and Ikemen Mametchi, the reasons she hated being a Tama. Since their so-called "cute" triplets had attacked Dazz and she'd kicked them away, they seemed to be attempting to get revenge on Dazz for it by causing her a LOT more pain than she'd ever caused the triplets. All she could think was that they were really over-protective parents. Although it was kind of weird when Ikemen Mametchi didn't seem sad at all about one of his triplets dying.
Anyway, this time Dazzminatchi ended up somewhere different - in the middle of the stage during one of Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi's concerts. She had never appeared HERE before! But then she realised - Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi were gone! And the crowd thought it was all part of the show! Dazzminatchi wanted to yell "HEY! This isn't part of the show! I'm not meant to be here!" but she suddenly couldn't. She didn't know the words! The only thing she knew how to say was "watashi wa Dazzminatchi desu!" So she yelled it, over and over again: "WATASHI WA DAZZMINATCHI DESU!"
This attracted the attention of Kurosantchi, who, apart from throwing the occasional rotten vegetable at Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi, was kissing Ikemen Mametchi in the back row of the seats where the audience sat. She looked up. "HEY!" she yelled. "That's redundant! It translates into "I am Dazzminatchi it is my name!" But she quickly forgot about that when she realised - "wait...DAZZMINATCHI?! What the purple dolphin is SHE doing here? SHE KICKED MY TRIPLETS! SHE MUST BE DESTROYED!" And before anyone knew it, Kurosantchi was rushing towards the stage holding a banana peel.
"Kurosantchi!", Dazzminatchi screamed, and leaped off the stage. She ran as fast as she could, which was not very fast since she is the worst runner in her school or any of the school's she's ever been in (which is 7 or 8). Kurosantchi was faster than her, and caught up with her in about ten seconds. "I HATE YOU! YOU KICKED MY TRIPLETS!" she screeched, and stabbed Dazzminatchi in the face with the banana peel. This was not as harmless as it seemed; a bit got in her mouth, and Dazzminatchi absolutely HATED the taste of banana peel. It made her vomit every time she ate it. So Dazzminatchi vomited in Kurosantchi's face, and while Kurosantchi was standing there shocked, Dazzminatchi got up and ran away.
As Dazzminatchi ran, the world suddenly seemed to be changing..."oh, no!" she thought. It was turning back into the real world! At least now she'd get to try shading with oil pastels and not have to worry about Kurosantchi killing her...then she inhaled a mouthful of water from the local swimming pool. "WHY THIS SWIMMING POOL?!" she tried to scream. Dazzminatchi was allergic to the water in this one swimming pool, it made her nose itch. She quickly came to the surface and coughed out the water, then looked around. She was in her swimming costume, and everything seemed quite normal. She decided she might as well go swimming, it wasn't as if there was much else to do.
Dazz got out of the pool and prepared to jump in, which is what she always does. However, the water slide - which Dazz has a fear of going on for some weird reason - is right next to the place she jumps in from, and KUROSANTCHI suddenly appeared. "WHAT THE PURPLE DOLPHIN?!" screamed Dazz, just as Kurosantchi pushed her into the slide. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" yelled Dazz as she went down the water slide. But in about 5 seconds she was out of the other end...and Kurosantchi was waiting for her with a banana peel! She stuffed the banana peel into Dazz's mouth, making her vomit. There was a lifeguard right next to where this was all happening, but the lifeguard didn't notice because they were deaf and blind.
Dazz soon started choking on the banana peel. For some weird reason, Kurosantchi pulled it out of her mouth, threw it into the swimming pool and began kissing Ikemen Mametchi, who was also standing there. Kicking Dazz into the pool, she knocked over Ikemen Mametchi by kissing him and they both fell into the pool. "I CAN'T SWIM!!!!!!!!" screamed Kurosantchi. Dazz decided she should save Kurosantchi, but only if she put Kurosantchi in prison. However, the world was changing AGAIN. The swimming pool rapidly turned into a cloud, and the three Tamas fell through it.
Dazzminatchi, Kurosantchi and Ikemen Mametchi all screamed as they fell through the sky. Dazzminatchi looked down. They were surprisingly far up in the sky, and the fall would definitely kill them. Kurosantchi was uselessly kissing Ikemen Mametchi, leaving Dazzminatchi to come up with a way of them surviving. She knew they'd done it in the Tamagotchi movie, but couldn't remember how. She tried to ask Kurosantchi, but she was too busy kissing Ikemen Mametchi. "SERIOUSLY, KUROSANTCHI?!" she screamed "YOU CARE ABOUT KISSING HIM MORE THAN YOU CARE ABOUT SURVIVING?!" Kurosantchi apparently did. But even as she screamed, the world was changing again. Relieved, Dazzminatchi waited to find out where she would end up.
