This is a Fan Fic about Tamas going to school. It's supposed to be funny, and is a story version of the short Tama animes you can find in TamaTube.
MATH CLASS on MONDAY
Meloditchi: *whispers to Lovelitchi*
Kuchipatchi: WHAT IS ONE PLUS ONE????????
Mametchi: TWO! Shut up please!
Lovelitchi: DOLPHINS!
Teacher: Be quiet! Now do your work! Kuchipatchi, what's 4 times 35?
Kuchipatchi: Twenty-thr -
Mametchi: IT IS SO EASY IT'S 140!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS TWENTY PLUS THREE?
Kuchipatchi: WAAAAAH I ALMOST GOT IT RIGHT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S TWENTY-THREE!
Mametchi: FINALLY, you got something right! Twenty plus three IS twenty-three!
*applause*
Meloditchi: Stop tricking Kuchipatchi, Mametchi!
Mametchi: I was just trying to make him get something RIGHT! Isn't that being NICE?!
Meloditchi: Kuchipatchi, what's one plus one?
Kuchipatchi: FIVE MILLION!
Meloditchi: No, it's two. Try this: *writes out column addition sum of 1+1*
Kuchipatchi: THATS TOO HARD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Teacher: What is going ON, Mametchi, Meloditchi and Kuchipatchi!
Mametchi: THIS! *holds up page, on which is one sum of about twenty digits divided by two digits, taking up whole page*
Teacher: At least YOU'RE doing some work, Mametchi! Kuchipatchi:
Kuchipatchi: I GOT IT RIGHT! TWENTY PLUS THREE! IT'S TWENTY THREE! YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Teacher: Who taught Kuchipatchi to add? The person who did it will get a huge reward for hugely improving Kuchipatchi's maths!
Mametchi: Uh, it was me, teacher.
Teacher: I'd better test Kuchipatchi. Kuchipatchi, what's thirty plus four?
Kuchipatchi: FIFTY-FIVE!
Teacher: Mametchi, what do you have to say about THAT?
Meloditchi: Mametchi tricked Kuchipatchi into giving the right answer.
Mametchi: Hey!
Teacher: Mametchi, you've got detention!
P.S. I once tried the twenty-digit sum of Mametchi's, because me and a random boy in my class were challenging each other to do the most digits in our sums. It was funny, because we were supposed to be dividing with remainders, and after all that hard work, it had no remainder XD. It had a bad result; I was almost kept in at break because I hadn't done enough "proper" maths, and the other kids said it was bound to be incorrect. But no-one ever got to check it, because the numbers were too big to type in a calculator
~ Dazzmina ~
MATH CLASS on MONDAY
Meloditchi: *whispers to Lovelitchi*
Kuchipatchi: WHAT IS ONE PLUS ONE????????
Mametchi: TWO! Shut up please!
Lovelitchi: DOLPHINS!
Teacher: Be quiet! Now do your work! Kuchipatchi, what's 4 times 35?
Kuchipatchi: Twenty-thr -
Mametchi: IT IS SO EASY IT'S 140!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS TWENTY PLUS THREE?
Kuchipatchi: WAAAAAH I ALMOST GOT IT RIGHT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S TWENTY-THREE!
Mametchi: FINALLY, you got something right! Twenty plus three IS twenty-three!
*applause*
Meloditchi: Stop tricking Kuchipatchi, Mametchi!
Mametchi: I was just trying to make him get something RIGHT! Isn't that being NICE?!
Meloditchi: Kuchipatchi, what's one plus one?
Kuchipatchi: FIVE MILLION!
Meloditchi: No, it's two. Try this: *writes out column addition sum of 1+1*
Kuchipatchi: THATS TOO HARD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Teacher: What is going ON, Mametchi, Meloditchi and Kuchipatchi!
Mametchi: THIS! *holds up page, on which is one sum of about twenty digits divided by two digits, taking up whole page*
Teacher: At least YOU'RE doing some work, Mametchi! Kuchipatchi:
Kuchipatchi: I GOT IT RIGHT! TWENTY PLUS THREE! IT'S TWENTY THREE! YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Teacher: Who taught Kuchipatchi to add? The person who did it will get a huge reward for hugely improving Kuchipatchi's maths!
Mametchi: Uh, it was me, teacher.
Teacher: I'd better test Kuchipatchi. Kuchipatchi, what's thirty plus four?
Kuchipatchi: FIFTY-FIVE!
Teacher: Mametchi, what do you have to say about THAT?
Meloditchi: Mametchi tricked Kuchipatchi into giving the right answer.
Mametchi: Hey!
Teacher: Mametchi, you've got detention!
P.S. I once tried the twenty-digit sum of Mametchi's, because me and a random boy in my class were challenging each other to do the most digits in our sums. It was funny, because we were supposed to be dividing with remainders, and after all that hard work, it had no remainder XD. It had a bad result; I was almost kept in at break because I hadn't done enough "proper" maths, and the other kids said it was bound to be incorrect. But no-one ever got to check it, because the numbers were too big to type in a calculator
~ Dazzmina ~
