Guys, the Recluse thing is way overblown. It's p retty hard to actually get bitten by a Brown Recluse Spider, they are very shy spiders. Just check your clothes quickly before you put them on if you live in an area where they live. I make a habit of it and it's a very simple preventative measure. In Kansas, we DO have Brown Recluse spiders...but we also have several other species of house spiders that look identical to the Recluse and are completely harmless. Most of the time that you see a "Brown Recluse", it is actually one of these more common and active species instead.
Now, I was actually bitten by a real Brown Recluse a few years back. It bit me in the inner elbow, but the worst I got from it was a smaller-than-dime sized area that became red and then eventually the skin died and came off over a period of a few weeks. Not a lot of pain, and the resulting scar is very small. Not every bite results in a huge, gory scene like they show online.
I also had a pet Brown Recluse that someone gave me because they found it in their house and were terrified. It was a very docile, slow moving spider, barely able to even catch baby crickets for it's prey. Very wimpy little guy, and certainly far from being a big, scary, aggressive spider.
****A MUCH worse and gory injury I've had resulted from me spilling Nail Polish Remover all over my left hand. I couldn't wash it off before it soaked into my skin. For the next 8 months, my entire hand except for my pinky finger turned into hundreds of small, blisters that hurt and itched intensely. It drove me crazy. After the blisters went down, all of my skin on my hand down into the pink, soft layer of skin died and fell off. It was extremely painful and ugly. That was 2 years ago, and I still have small areas of blisters appear on the damaged skin if it gets to dry or gets an irritant on it. My skin is very thin there now and looks different from my other hand. This was a bad 2nd degree chemical burn I suffered...all from nail polish remover. So, there are lots of rare opportunities to recieve creepy injuries from all kinds of things that we live around, not just from these little spiders.