my v5.5 log

[lokai_98]

okay, lets see...here's the info

hungry: *****

happy: *****

bonds: 100%

blended family (wtf???!!!it was active family before!!!!!)

Generation: 4G

$13100 (there's no gotchi point sign that i know of on the keyboard)

Kinbatchi-son

Princess Tamako-daughter

Tamastatchi-son

AAAAND that's it. i JUST figured out that i had a v5.5 today (facepalm) so whatever. and i just realized that there were royal characters (slams face on desk) so i feel like such an R-tard (pronounced: Ar-tard. noun. synonym-watever: dummy. idiot. ect). SOOOO, yeah. the tama's changed into an adult at 5:00pm. and after the 5:30 training session, it said it was a blended family. (screams obscenities at screen). but before that, at around 1:30pm ish, i washed (i know, stupid of me) the buttons cause they were a bit oily. 20 mins later:

Lisa: WHAT??!!! WHY ISN'T THE BUTTONS WORKING!!!!! HOLY MOLY THE BUTTONS ARE WET!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! (puts tamagotchi near window sill) evaporate, evaporate! PLEASE!

10 mins later

Lisa: it's working!!!!

5 seconds later

Lisa: YOU STUPID PEACE OF POOPIE!!!

10 mins later

Lisa: YESSS!!! IT WORKS!!!!! I LOVE YOU TAMAGOTCHI!!!!!!!!!!!

and no, i'm not mentally disturbed. not at all. hehehe...hehe.he. ANYways, that's it for now. cya

 

[lokai_98]

im going to keep it kinda brief today. i decided to name them.

Kinbatchi: Ted

Princess Tamako: Lia

Tamastatchi: Marcus

Hungry: *****

Happy: *****

Bonds: 100%

active family (it changed! YESH!!!!)

Generation: $G

$13400

sorry i can't write more. i'm sick today. :furawatchi:

 

[lokai_98]

hiya, it's ted! mommy doesn't know i'm on, so SHHHHHH. oh she's feeling better by the way! i'm just kinda bored...hold on a sec...*HEY LIA, I GUESSED MOMMY'S PASSWORD!*sorry about that, she was shopping without mommy's permission, AGAIN.

SHHHHH TEDDY!!! anyways, hi everyone. i'm so excited ! tommorow, one of us will get married!!!!!! YIPEE!!!

i guess. but whose getting married?

hmmmm, good question. i didn't think of that...

*snorts* of course not. how about we vote? all in favor of lia getting married, say "lia." LIA!

lia.

aww, thanks guys! oh i can't wait! mommy told me that i need to marry a tamastachi. kinda like marcus. but better.

*fake coughs*

cough drop?

i don't think he needs a cough drop, sis

oh . whatever! kay bye for now!

bye!

bye!

 

[lokai_98]

hi tamatalkers! okay, so far:

hungry: *****

happy: *****

bonds: 100%

active family

Generation: 4G

32400$ (thank you, log out code)

btw, i have, indeed recovered from being sick, and-

mommy, they already know!

cause we told them!

uh huh. cause ted hecked-

ahem, guessed

-your password and we wrote an update

yep!

*speechless*

oh and mommy?

yes?

we decided that lia's the one who's gonna be married.

oh okay. i decided to pick lia too.

yay! omigoshohmigoshohmigosh so happy!!!!!

oh and lia and i managed to finally beat cue ball.

so happity hoppity happity hippity happity-

*stuffs croissant in lia's mouth*

*muffled*

we're gonna miss you lia.

awww, group hug! *hugs*

*sniffs* bye everyone.

*wipes eyes* bye.

*sobbing* b-b-bye everyone!

bye!

 

[lokai_98]

i'm going to marry lia now!!! first, their last stat:

hungry: *****

happy: *****

bonds: 100%

active family

generation: 4G

32400$

and now i go to the matchmaker!

okay i selected lia! ewwww i got some ugly pharoh looking tama. okay, try again:

attempt 2: ugh i got the same ugly pharoh dude.

attempt 3: kurumametchi (or sumthing like that)

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh* at least they get another day together...

tommorow, i don't really care, lia is just gonna be married. actually, imma ty marcus first, then lia.

 

[lokai_98]

btw, the ahem, "ugly pharoh" is a pharaotchi. huh. how fitting...

 

[lokai_98]

this morning, i tried the dating show again

1st attempt: i chose marcus and the matchmaker picked: a memetchi

2nd attempt: chose lia and got: kuromametchi

3rd attempt: chose lia and got kuromametchi again. and they married

so, i got twins! both omututchis. center: girl left: boy

girl: lailah

boy: leo

oiy i forgot how much babies poop...

one hour later:

hungry: *****

happy: *****

bonds: 10%

active family

generation: 5g

33300

belltchi-daughter

ahirukutchi-son

hewwo evewybody!

hi! thith ith lailah thpeaking.

oh no! i fowgot to tew evewyone what my name was! is that okay mommy?

it's okay leo! they know this kinda stuff.

wow! they are very thmart!

ahem, anyway, that's it for now. bye!

 

[lokai_98]

i'm adding my v4.5 to this log

v4.5

name: Zach

trainging: 6

36-78-363

Gender: boy

generation: 1G

job: weight lifter

12928$

baby: girl

name: idk yet

oh it was really weird. zach worked at the hospital before, but then he got a [!] mail and then i got to choose his job. he got x x x on bank, but got o o o on weight lifter. weird. it's kinda sad. i have 36-78-363. i'm not sure yet, but i'm thinking about naming the baby girl myla.

v5.5

name: (main) lailah

bonds: 30% active family

generation: 5G

37100$

lailah: can i take over this log? i'm sure zach can help me. and later, myla can help me.

myla: me help! me help!

lailah: see, she can help me.

lisa: oh alright. go ahead. i give you full reign of this log. but i'm going to check on you guys.

zach: i'll make sure they don't get out of control.

lisa: thanks zach!

 

[lokai_98]

v4.5

name: myla

training: 1

gender: girl

job: preschooler

13928$

v5.5

name: lailah

bonds: 40% active family

generation: 5G

40100$

myla: this log is kinda boring. i thought that we'd, i dunno, go on a quest or something. or have a super villian come. or something

[unknown]: did someone call my name?

lailah: uh, who are you?

[unknown]: supervillian-in-training.

myla: wow, that's a lame name. hey that rhymed!

SIT: hmph. supervillian-in-training is only my status. none of us have names.

lailah: bahahahaha!!!!! that's hilarious!

myla: *in a singsong voice* supervillian-in-training is a lady-in-waiting

SIT: i, er...i challenge you to a duel!

myla: *bursts out laughing*

SIT: i'm serious!

lisa: *walks in munching on a cookie* who's this? *gestures to SIT with cookie*

lailah: supervillain-in-training. also known as SIT.

lisa: well hey kiddo. welcome to the farm.

SIT: this is a farm?

lisa: not literally

SIT: oh. so who do i get to duel?

philosopher: one must not solve problems with violence.

lailah: and you are?

philosopher: the philosopher.

lisa: that's kinda long. can we call you phill?

philosopher: you may.

SIT: so no duel?

phil: no, my friend.

SIT: darn it. i got a really cool sword from christmas i wanted to try out. *walks out *

lisa: i'm gonna get another cookie. have fun with your log.

lailah: isn't it your log?

lisa: *yells from stairs* same thing!

myla: oh, i forgot to tell you earlier. daddy left in a spaceship, so i'm co-in charge of log.

lisa: *teleports* yeah! apparently, if you set the clock to 11:59pm then wait, the parent leaves early!

lailah: i thought you were getting a cookie.

lisa: yeah, but i decided against it.

lailah: so basically there aren't any more chocolate chip cookies?

lisa: *poutes* who ate all of them?

(flashback to when lisa took 5 cookies at a time)

lisa: er, i'm gonna go work on homework now. bye! *teleports*

myla: but it's summer!

(door slams)

phil: one should capitalize during logs for it is a good practice of grammer.

myla: dully noted.

lailah: we'll do that next time.

 

[lokai_98]

v4.5

name: myla

training: 3

23-29-61

gender: girl

job: preschooler

character: hitodetchi

14828$

v5.5

name: lailah

bonds: 40% active family

generation: 5G

character: ichigotchi

46400$

Myla: Stupid postman.

Lailah: This is why I'm glad I don't have a mailbox. What happened?

Myla: I got robbed. How can the postman not realize there is a robber in the mail? I mean, it's gotta weigh like, 100+ pounds.

Tiny Robber: No, I weigh 7 pounds.

Myla: Haha! I weigh more than the TR! I weigh 12 pounds.

TR: I'm not tiny! *sniffs* I prefer petiete.

Lailah: Same thing.

SIT: I'm back!

Lailah: You again? Phill said that you weren't suppose to solve problems with violence.

Phil: The young lady is correct. I notice that you capitalized today.

Myla: Yeah, we decided to honor your wishes.

Phil: Thanks you.

SIT: I think that was saracasm.

Phil: Pardon me?

Lailah: That is one pure dude.

Phil: ...

SIT: I'm not going to duel physically. I say, we duel, with words!

Myla: So you want to duel verbally.

SIT: ...Yes, that.

Myla: Okay!

SIT: Er, what?

Myla: Let's duel!

Lailah: You sure about this?

Myla: Absolutely! In fact, if I lose, you can name my kid.

SIT: Yes! I'll name him, Despicable.

Myla: It has to fit the 5 letter-limit.

SIT: ...Despi

Lailah: And if Myla wins, she gets to give you a new name.

TR: Ooh. The stakes are high!

Lailah: Who made him the announcer?

TR: I made myself the announcer.

Lailah: ...

SIT: The duel starts...NOW! You are a filthy child.

Myla: If I'm filthy, you are down right disgusting!

SIT: Well yo' momma-

Myla: Oh you did not just go there. My mom was a princess you know.

SIT: Hmm, WAS a princes...Did her dad abandon her then?

Myla: YOU FILTHY PIEACE OF @#$%! You-

Lisa: Hi guy-woah. Where did you learn that language?

Lailah: She heard you say it when you were yelling at the wet buttons.

(flashback to first post)

Lisa: She heard that?

Myla: -don't deserve to be talking! %$#@!

SIT: You son of a business man!

Myla: Shut the front door! My dad was a weight lifter!

~To be Continued. Not recommended for children under the age of 17. Rated G for kind words.~

SIT: @#$% you!

Myla: You &^*%$#@!

 

[lokai_98]

v4.5

name: myla

training: 6

29-113-67

gender: girl

generation: 2G

job: schoolgirl

character: urayoungmorotchi

15600

v5.5

name: lailah

bonds: 60% active family

generation: 5G

character: ichigotchi

46400$

SIT: Fine! You win!

Myla: Yay!

Lailah: Well, that was fast.

Tiny Robber: What are you talking about? That took 6 1/2 hours!

Lailah: So?

Tiny Robber: ...

Myla: I evolved too! I wanted to be a uravioletchi though. Oh well. I have a lot of beauty points. Next generation, Lisa promised that she would try to get a uravioletchi.

Lailah: I see...

SIT: So what's my new name going to be?

Myla: Hmmm...I think we should let our readers decide.

Lailah: Ooh, good idea. Oh but readers? Please choose a short name. Or one that is easy to type. Or one that looks cool abbrieviated.

Tiny Robber: I think you spelled abbrieviated wrong.

Lailah: Oh shut up.

 

[lokai_98]

v4.5

name: myla

training: 9 (full)

29-117-85

gender: girl

generation: 2G

job: schoolgirl

character: urayoungmorotchi

9200p

v5.5

name: lailah

bonds: 80% active family

generation: 5G

character: ichigotchi

46900p

Lailah: Yay! Glee's on!

Myla: Lucky duck. I'm in bed by then.

Lailah: It's AWESOME!!!!

Tiny Robber: It's kind of unfair. Ever since I was here, I've stopped robbing tamagotchis.

Myla: I know! I've gotten like, 1 star for the fortune thing, and not get robbed. But the king only gives me 200p.

SIT: I noticed that you only have 9200p. What happened?

Myla: I bought a trumpet.

Lailah: Why would you buy a trumpet?

Myla: I dunno. Cause I wanna learn music?

Lisa: Cause I want a Music Star?

Lailah: *sigh* You know what they say. Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Lisa: Absolut-What?

Myla: ...

Lailah: Moving on to happier subjects...Glee's on!

Myla: ...

Lisa: Why are you mad?

Myla: ...

Lailah: Cause she'll be asleep when Glee's on.

Lisa: Oh. I'll just change the time so your awake!

Myla:

Tiny Robber: Can I say something here?

Lailah: No.

Tiny Robber:

Lisa: Aw come one! Let the tiny dude speak.

Tiny Robber: I think you just offended me and complimented me.

Lisa: You're welcome.

Tiny Robber: ...

Myla: Dude, just say what you wanted to say.

Tiny Robber: Did anyone notice that Phil is missing?

SIT: Who?

Myla: Who?

Lisa: Who?

Lailah: Who?

Tiny Robber: *slams face on desk* OW! You know, the philosopher!

Myla: Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

Proffessor Intelligence: Oh my collegue is in Haiwaii.

Lailah: I think you spelled Haiwaii wrong.

Proffessor Intelligence: ...

Lisa: Oh hiya Prof.

Myla: You know this guy?

Lisa: Yeah! I just talked to him like, a week ago.

Proffessor Intelligence: You haven't contacted me in 2 months.

Lisa: Oh. Well that must have been some other guy. How's Mr. Smart*ss doing? You know, since he was kind of mad that a dog, cute dog nonetheless, took over his room.

Proffessor Intelligence: Er, he's doing...okay...

(Earlier)

Mr. Smart*ss: You stupid mutt! *screams obscenities at dog*

Cute Doggy: *whimpers*

Mr. Smart*ss: Don't give me that puppy dog face! @#$% you!

Cute Doggy: *growls* GRRRRR!!!

Mr. Smart*ss: I'm not scared of you!

Cute Doggy: *poops on shoes*

Mr. Smart*ss: You &@#! on my shoes! [*]

*He said some words that could not ever be repeated. Something about his gun.

 

[lokai_98]

v4.5

name: myla

training: 9 (full)

235-132-85

gender: girl

generation: 2G

job: schoolgirl

character: urayoungmorotchi

10500p

v5.5

name: lailah

bonds: 90% active family

generation: 5G

character: Princess Tamako

46900p

Myla: Oh em gee Glee rocked!

Lailah: Told you so.

Myla: And So You Think You Can Dance rocked too! I'm rooting for Kent!

Tiny Robber: Isn't that advertising?

Lailah: You spelled advertising wrong.

Tiny Robber: ...

Lailah: Sike!

Myla: How is that advertising?

Tiny Robber: Because your telling everyone that your rooting for Kent. Next week, the judges aren't choosing the winner. America is.

Myla: So?

Tiny Robber: It's like Zac Efron saying, "I love Starbucks!"

Lailah: Ohmigosh Zac Efron loves Starbucks?

Tiny Robber: No! I'm just making an example.

Myla: So how is it advertising?

Tiny Robber: Since I said Zac likes Starbu-

Lailah: Correction, he LOVES Starbucks.

Tiny Robber: Yeah, whatever. Okay so since I said Zac LOVES Starbucks, all the girls that love him and guy who look up to him will drink Starbucks.

Myla: I'm not trying to be stereotypical, but guys don't really drink Starbucks.

Lailah: Only businessmen do.

Tiny Zac Efron: I drink Starbucks!

Myla: But your tiny!

Tiny Zac Efron: I have a small mug. *shows small coffee mug* I get half off.

Lailah: What do you do?

Tiny Zac Efron: I'm a businessman.

Lailah: I rest my case.

Tiny Robber: But Zac Efron is an actor.

Myla: Hey, go easy on Tiny Zac Efron.

Tiny Zac Efron: I don't technically have to work in the same area as Zac. I'm just a tiny look-a-like of him. I'm not really Zac Efron.

Myla: You got that right! Your Tiny Zac Efron!

Tiny Robber: Isn't that the same thing?

Lailah: Have you been listening to a word he's beeing saying?

Tiny Robber: ...Shouldn't you talk about something about tamagotchis or something?

Myla: Nothing really happened with me.

Lailah: I evolved! In two days or so, I'll be married!

Myla: Hey didn't Lisa say you look just like your mother?

Tiny Zac Efron: How did your mother look like?

Lailah: She was a Princess Tamako.

Tiny Zac Efron: And you are...?

Lailah: A Princess Tamako.

Tiny Zac Efron: I really see the similarities.

Tiny Robber: I'm leaving.

*Everyone continues their conversations*

Lisa: Hi everyone! Woah, it's a tiny Zac Efron!

Tiny Zac Efron: Hello!

Lisa: You are so cool!

Lailah: I know!

Lisa: *looks around* Where did Tiny Robber go?

Myla: Woah, he's gone!

Lisa: I suppose it's a good thing. We can only handle 1 tiny person at a time.

Proffessor: I've done it!

Lisa: Make cookies appear out of thin air?

Myla: Make a grow-fast potion?

Lailah: Find Hogwarts?

Proffessor: No, though for the latter, I'm very close. I finally contacted the famous tamalogger!

Tiny Zack Efron: Who?

Proffessor: I've managed to contact FKOD!

Lisa: *stares* I've been PMing her for the last few days.

Proffessor: ...What?

~To Be Continued...~

 

[lokai_98]

Proffessor Intelligence: I've done it! I've really hacked into Lisa's account!

Myla: She taped her password to her bedroom wall. It's really not that hard.

Proffessor: So I bought the $399+ computer hacker for nothing?

Lailah: Yep.

Proffessor: At least I have something to bargain with now.

Tiny Zac Efron: Who are you bargaining with?

Proffessor: It's on a different log. None of your business.

Tiny Zac Efron: It is fully my business! I'm a businessman.

Lailah: Oooh, good one.

Myla: Can we leave now? I mean, Lisa's gonna be back with lunch ANY second now.

(One second later)

Proffessor: She's not here.

Tiny Zac Efron: I hear footsteps! RUN!

 

[lokai_98]

v4.5

name: myla

training: 9 (full)

41-133-115

gender: girl

generation: 2G

job: schoolgirl

character: uramemetchi

12210p

v5.5

name: lailah

bonds: 90% active family

generation: 5G

character: Princess Tamako

46900p

Myla: I evolved! I'm a uramemetchi! Yay!

Lailah: Wait a second, I thought you wanted to be a uravioletchi.

Myla: Yeah, but uramemetchi was my second choice.

Lailah: Right. Wow, today is kinda boring.

Tiny Zac Efron: I suppose.

Proffessor: I've done it!

Tiny Zac Efron: Find Hogwarts?

Proffessor: ...

Lailah: So that's a yes, right?

Proffessor: ...

Myla: Awesome! He's a mute!

Proffessor: !!!

Myla: Thank you Fairy Godmother!

Fairy Godmother: No problem.

Lailah: Oh hi Fairy G!

Fairy G: Hello dear.

Tiny Zac Efron: OhEmGee.

Myla: So, is Proffessor Intelligence going to be mute forever?

Lisa: What's this about muteness?

Fairy G: I turned Proffessor into a mute.

Lisa: Awesome!

Proffessor: *glares*

Lisa:

Proffessor:

Myla:

Lailah:

Tiny Zac Efron:

Proffessor:

~We interrupt your silent broadcasting with an update. We found a national cure for Enlarging spells. Coming soon to a bookstore near you.~

Proffessor: *light bulb*

Lisa:

Proffessor: *runs*

 

[lokai_98]

short note:

I'm thinking of making a new account. Yes or No?