My Tams DiArY! OMGEEZ!

[BuddiLuvsYew]

Buddi and Dione, brother and sister, are getting married because I say SO! They are more like, half-siblings, but I'm not going into detail. (Buddi's mama cheated on Diones daddy with the matchmaker person thing, but she came back when the match maker came for the daddy. -The same character as her, anyway. I think it was her GHOST!)

*Dione- 4 yrs. kuchipatchi -FAV CHARACTER- Is very aggressive and likes to hit things. Maybe thats why Buddi doesnt want to marry her. She LOVES him, though. The naughtier one of the two.

*Buddi- 6 yrs. Kabutchi -so CUTE- Very calm and doesnt need much, unlike his sister, who needs LOTS of things. Dislikes his sister, often sending her bad presents to make her mad. Hopes the matchmaker will come before she turns 5 tomorrow and they can get married. (Of course, I'm not going to let that happen -tee hee!- He makes me feel bad about their forced marr-i-age) The better, more polite one of the two.

Buddi: Dione, put the computer down. Mummy isnt going to be very pleased with you.

Dione: WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME!?

Buddi: Because, you're obese. Havent you looked at yourself lately? (He's doing this purposely to make her hate him, BTW)

Dione: -cries- I KNOW! ITS TERRIBLE! HELP ME! LOVE MEH!

Buddi: Just, calm down, because Mum will be here soon, and if her computer is broken, she will cut your head off.

Dione: I DONT CARE! I just want you to love me!

Buddi: Di-

Dione: LOVE ME!

Buddi: OH SHUT UP! We are getting married anyway! Mum says that after we get married, I will never have to speak to you again, though.

Dione: YOU SEE! Thats the problem! You need to love me back, otherwise our children will think divorce is okay!

Buddi: Children? What children? And shouldnt we be teaching them that incest is bad, too?

Dione: OUR CHILDREN, DEAREST! We are going to have two beautiful baby boys!

Buddi: I like girls better, actually.

Dione: Quiet, that makes you sound like a pedaf- MUMMY! YOUR HOME!

Mummy (me -wink wink-): Dione, what did you do now? -Looks at Buddi-

Buddi: She almost threw the computer at me, again.

Mummy: Dione, we talked about this, dearest.

Dione: -in tears- I KNOW! Its just, just... SO HARD! He won't LOVE ME!

Mummy: Hes your brother, its hard on him. You better behave, otherwise I will call the matchmaker and she will find Buddi a partner, that isnt YOU.

Dione: -Cries a lot more- YOU WOULDNT!

Buddi: She'd better.

Dione: -Cries some more-

 

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-*ThE NeXT DaY!*-

Dione: -all happy cause today is the wedding- I CANT WAIT TIL MUMMY GETS HOME!!!

Buddi: ...

Dione: Have you picked out girls and boys names yet?

Buddi: Now, WHY ON EARTH would I do THAT? -all mad cause the wedding-

Dione: I think Buddi the 3rd and Archie would be cute for boys, and Dione the 2nd and Didee for girls.

Buddi: How about Dumb and DUMBER? -REALLY mad about the wedding-

Dione: -BI-PoLaR MoDe!- -sad- WHY WONT YOU LOVE OUR CHILDREN?! -angry- I HATE YOU BUT I STILL LOVE YOU! -happy- But we are still getting married because I was actually a good girl today ^_^

Buddi: -rolls eyes-

-UNLOCKED DOOR SOUND-

B&D: Mummy?!

Mummy: Hello, all my childrens. Have we been good today? I know I am home early, but, oh well.

Buddi: ...

Dione: OMG I AM SOOO EXCITED! I was good so the wedding is still on, right?

Mummy: I suppose. -look at Buddi- I couldnt get a hold of the Match-maker. Sorry, love.

Buddi: -walks off then comes back- So, what do we do now?

Mummy: Why, set off fireworks, OF COURSE!

-LoTsA PurDy CoLoRS!- ****** <-- fiya works!

Dione: OMG OMG OMG OMG! THE BABIES ARE COMING!!! -breaths funneh- HELP ME!

Mummy: -Gets Dione a towel and stuff-

Buddi: O.O What am I supposed to do?

Mummy: CALM HER DOWN!

Buddi: Uh.... I think theyre gonna be girls..?

Dione: NOOO!!!!! BOYS!!!! MOTHERS INTUITION!

Mummy: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU MADE IT WORSE!!! Sorry for yelling, deary.

Buddi: Uhhh... I still think theyre gonna be girls.

Dione: -mad as heck- NO!!!!

*-*-* BABy'S PoP OuT!*-*-*

B&D&M: GASP!

Buddi: I told you, girls.

Babys: O.O -cry-

Dione: OMG! WHAT DO I DO?

Mummy: Name them, DUH.

Buddi: Didee and ummmm Beki. There, they are named.

Dione: AWW I LOVE THOSE NAMES!!!

Mummy: Stop yelling, alright? GEEZ

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Buddi: So, what am I supposed to do with this.... thing?

Dione: Feed it, clean its poop, feed it, teach it life lessons, dont drop it Etc...

Buddi: Alright, uh.. mines Beki, right?

Dione: YOU FORGOT YOUR CHILDS NAME! HOW DARE YOU!

Buddi: T.T Grrr

Beki: ThInkS- I'm just hungry. And small. And kinda dumb. I think I got that from Mum.

Didee: ThInkS- I'm hungry too. Of course, I'm smarter than you.

Beki: ThInkS- OMG! TELECOMMUNICATION!

Didee: -rolls eyes-

D&B: -ArGuIng OvEr PaREnT StuFF-

Beki: ThInkS- Geez, old people do yell alot, huh?

Didee: ThInkS- Thats cause they are so old, they hate themselves and each other.

Buddi: OK, Babys, heres your first "life lesson". A few days later, we are going to LEAVE because we DONT LOVE YOU anymore.

Babys: -CRY-

Dione: LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU MADE OUR BABIES CRY! DONT TAKE YOUR HATRED FOR ME ONTO OUR CHILDREN!

Buddi: Whatever. We are gonna leave. Thats the problem with kids, they make you leave and go to Tama- Heaven where you have to face your parents wrath. Unless, of course, your parents are in Tama-Hell like mom, who cheated on Dad.

Dione: -cries- MUM! I MISS YOU!!!

Buddi: You are so dumb. I hope our children dont catch your fat&dumb germs.

Dione: -cries some more-

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Mummy: WHERE ARE THE BABIES?

Buddi: Dione lost them!

Dione: I'M SO SORRY! I MESS EVERYTHING UP!

Buddi: Yes, yes you do.

Mummy: Where did they go?

Buddi: She left them outside because she needed to pee.

Dione: I DIDNT WANT TO MISS AGAIN!

Buddi: SHUT UP! You have practically KILLED our children.

Mummy: Dione, I knew you wouldnt be a good mother. NOW, lets FIND THEM!

(*(*(*(*(SEARCH SEQUENCE)*)*)*)*)*)*)

Dione: I COULDNT FIND THEM!!!

Mummy: YOU DUMMY! I COULDNT FIND THEM EITHER!

Buddi: -has babies in arms- And dont you EVER, run away again.

Dione: BABIES! YOU CAME BACK!

Buddi: Don't you DARE touch them.

-^-^-^-^

authors note: See, Buddi loves his babies now Tis all GEWD. BTW: Dione might be the one hating the babies eventually, so look out XD

 

[BuddiLuvsYew]

SiCkNeSs! OMG!-*-*

Dione: OMG! THE BABIES ARE SICK! WHAT DO WE DO!?

Buddi: Ummm, -gets out tama parenting book- give them medicine, rap them up, and spoil them, basically.

Dione: OK, wheres the medicine? WHERE IS IT?!

Buddi: -ignores Dione and gets the medicine-

Dione: -frantically looks for medicine- :whispery voice: Gotta fix babies before Buddi...

-*This has become quite a competition. tee hee!*-

Buddi: -Raps babies up snugly and they fall asleep, tuning out Dione's yelling-

Dione: BUDDI! LET ME TAKE CARE OF MY BABIES!

Buddi: Do you seriously expect me to let you take care of them, after you almost LOST THEM? You're one crazy chick.

Dione: -Grabs phone angrily and throws at Buddi and almost hits the babies-

Buddi: Thats it. I'm calling Mummy. And your doctor.

Dione: -Runs to her room and cries-

Buddi: Yes, mom. I think you need to call the doctor. She's been acting more crazy lately.... Uh huh, she almost hit the kids. I dont know what I'm gonna do.... Alright. Bye.

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Dione: I HATE YOU! ARGHHHH!

Buddi: O.O Have you taken your new meds today?

Dione: NO! I'M NEVER TAKING THAT FREAKING MEDICINE EVERRR AGAIN!

Buddi: -Grabs meds and shoves down Diones throat, she swallows-

Dione: CURSE YOU BUDDI!!!..... -falls asleep immediately-

Buddi: Thank Goodness.

Beki: Is mommy goin' crazy?

Didee: Yeah, probably.

Buddi: Lets hope not.

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DiOne WoKeS uP! OHMYGEEZUSONABIKE!

Dione: -yawns- What happend? I feel refreshed

Buddi: O.O

Dione: Oh, Buddi... Everything is so wonderful. -glances off into the distance-

Buddi: ....

Dione: Oh, our wonderful chil-

Buddi: Dont even think about it.

Dione: Ugh, why dont my tricks EVER WOrk?!

Buddi: 'Cause your not THAT smart.

Dione: I do feel better though. Thanks for making me take my meds

Buddi: Whatever. Just don't you dare go near my girls. I'm not taking them out of my sight.

Dione: -pouty face- What do you mean, MY girls? They are OUR girls.

Buddi: No, not really.

Dione: Grrrrrr....

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Dione: Buddi, I think we need to renew our vows.

Buddi: What vows?

Dione: Our marriage vows, DUH!

Buddi: We didnt get married.

Dione: Uh, yeah we did. Remember? Thats how our children got here ;D

Buddi: No. There were fireworks, and then um...... yeah.

Dione: Hmm I suppose there wasnt a real marriage cermony. All the better reason for us to get re-married.

Buddi: But we were never married. So, we wouldnt get re-married, we would just get married.

Dione: EXACTLY! I DO! I DO BUDDI! I DO!

Buddi: You do, what?

Dione: Accept your proposal!

Buddi: I didnt propose!

Dione: OH! I WILL LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL IN WHITE!

DIOnes VIsIon!: https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/xwelelee/Dione.jpg

Buddi: -Rolls eyes-

 

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O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-o-O-O-o-O-O-o

Dione: I'M GONNA STAB YOU WITH A BUTTER KNIFE! STEALING MY MAN!

Buddi: -GASP!- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

PiC: https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/xwelelee/Dione2.jpg

-Dione was yelling at the Babies because she thought they were stealing Buddis love from her. She never had it anyway, so there was nothing to be stolen.-

Buddi:-holds Dione down, shoves meds down her throat, ties her up and throws her in the bathroom. Calls Mummy- Yes, Mummy, everythings alright now. I didnt mean to worry you. ...... No, she didnt actually have a butterknife. It was just a piece of paper with a butterknife drawing on it. ...... Don't worry, the Babies are fine. I'm not so sure about Dione. ..... Yeah, we need to take her to the hospital........ WHAT?! you're not taking her to the doctor!?

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Beki: Moms gone KARAZY.

Didee: I know. I think she was crazy before, just a bit more now. Shes very dramatic.

Beki: What do you wanna be when you grow up?

Didee: A mimitchi. I don't want to be a Kuchipatchi. I dont want to be like Mom.

Beki: I want to be a Kabutchi just like daddy when I grow up.

Didee: -sigh- I wish I had someone to look up to, but I belong to Mom and I dont really want to look up to her.

Authors note: I feel bad for Didee D: Poor thing, she cant look up to her Mom cause her moms a nut-job D: Oh well, more later

 

[BuddiLuvsYew]

_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_LeAViNG 2MoRo!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_

Dione: We are leaving tomorrow D:

Buddi: uh, yeah. At night, when nobody knows.

Dione: At least I will be with you, my love.

Buddi: O.O Uh, no. I will be avoiding you at all costs, and visiting my ancestors, and stuff. Not wasting my time with you.

Dione: D: You are so mean! We will have to wait so long to see our children again!

Buddi: About eight days, after the matchmaker has come and they have left thier children. Thats not THAT long.

Dione: MY BABIES! OH MY CHILDRENS! -goes to hug them but Buddi hits her with a fly swatter-

Buddi: There will be none of that.

Dione: WHY DOESNT ANYONE LOVE ME?!

-MUMMY comes home-

Mummy: I would love you, but you threaten to kill me every other week. Then, when you dont get what you want, you threaten to become suicidal and we have to strap you to the 'special couch'. (special couch- a bed in a dark room with an attached straight jacket.)

Dione: -cries- NO ONE WILL MISS ME!

Mummy: I know, deary, I know.

Dione: -cries some more-

12:00 AM

Dione: Oh, my babies. We are leaving them!

Buddi: -WhIsperS- Shh! You'll wake them up!

Dione: NO ONE WILL MISS ME!

Buddi: SHUT UP! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU! oops... They are still sleeping though.

PiC!: https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/xwelelee/Leaving.jpg

Dione: -WhIsperS- I love you babies. -cries and starts floating up-

Buddi: -takes a deep breath and floats up to, but drops a piece of paper-

ReAd ThE SeCrEt PiEcE Of PapER: (will be added later)

^%GeWd MoRNiNG!%^

Beki: Dad? Dad?

Didee: Huh? Whats going on?

Beki: I think mom ran away and Daddy was so happy, he ran away too.

Didee: Hmm, I guess thats a sufficient answer. Mom couldve gone super crazy and just lost it completely.

Beki: Yep. I wonder when Dad will be back.

Mummy: -making some morning tea- Your parents arent coming back, love.

Babies: WHAT?!

Mummy: Sorry, sweeties. They arent coming back.

The Babies cried and cried, and I wasnt sure what to do with them. They didnt know what to do with themsleves, because their parents were siblings, and their mum was a nutcase. It was all rather confusing.

(P.S. I will be pausing the babies so that their baby stage will last longer, all more the drama )

Goodbye Buddi I will miss you. Dione, I won't miss your constant death threats and your hissy fits. <_< Yes, that means no one loves you, even though you are gone. No one loved you anyway, you were a pedafi- Oh LOOK! A SHOE BOX! (see, I got distracted by a SHOE BOX. Thats how unimportant you are. )

 

[BuddiLuvsYew]

Babys..... are hard to take care of......

Bekii: (ps. I changed Beki to Bekii with two ii's because when I named her, beki looked strange and naked with the empty space at the end) I'm hungry!

Didee: No! I'm hungry!

Bekii: I'm bored! I'm tired!

Didee: I'm still hungry! And BORED!

Bekii: SHH! She's gonna feed me first! I'm going to be the better character!

Didee: NO! I'm gonna be the better character! I'm smarter!

Bekii: OH NO YOU DIDNT!!!.......

Mummy: ThInkS: Oh dear.... Never have two babies at once..... Watch them both become Tarakotchis

Didee: OMG OMG WHATS HAPPENING!? -Didee flashes-

Mummy: Its all right, its alright, youre just changing.

Didee: -changes into Kuribotchi!-

Bekii: Why havent I changed yet?

Mummy: You should change in a few minutes, deary.

Bekii:OMG OMG OMG OMG! -changes into Kuribotchi, too!-

Didee: Great, now we're matching, again.

Bekii: Quie, old lady. You changed before me, so you are OLD.

Mummy: You are both little fat blobs with a spike on your head, it doesnt matter who changes later or earlier.

B&D: HEY!

Mummy: what? I'm just glad you arent babies anymore! That was torture! You two were brats! But now you are growing up

Bekii: We werent THAT bad.

Mummy: Yes, yes you were.

 

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^%^% Argument...^%^%^%^%

Didee: I didnt do anything to you! GEEZ!

Bekii: SHUT UP!

Didee: wtc?!

Bekii: OMG LEAVE ME ALONE!

Mummy: Whats wrong now? Its the weekend! WHY ARE YOU ARGUING? This has been going on for half an hour.

Didee: I havent done anything to her, she just hates me or something.

Bekii: SHE STOLE MY SNACK!

Didee: T.T I told you, that was MY snack.

Bekii: NUH UH! Mummy, didnt you but the cake for me?

Mummy: No, you werent being nice, so I gave it to Didee.

Bekii: BUT THAT WAS MY FAVORITE FOOD! D:

Mummy: No, you just wanted it because Didee had it. It was HERS. Stop arguing.

Bekii: I'm sorry Mummy. But it was your fault, for not being fair and giving me a cake too.

Mummy: YOU WERE BAD! If I gave you a cake for being bad, then you would be even MORE bad.

Bekii: ARGGGH!

Mummy: You sound like your mom, GEEZ. Calm it down, lady.

Bekii: WhIsperS: I'm a good girl... I'm a good girl. Not the voices...

D&M: O.O Oh dear...

!@!@!@ To ThE DoCToR! AwAy!@!@!@!@!@!@

Doctor: She seems to be fine. Just is a bit looney. I think its genetic.

Mummy: Yeah, her mom was very violently bipolar. And I mean violent.

Doctor: Hmm, we should just put her on this medication and she will be fine. -gives medicine to Mummy-

Mummy: Alright. What about her ummm.... "special problem"..?

Doctor: Oh, right.. -hands Mummy a very fat envelope- WhIsPers: Wake her up in the middle of the night to give it to her, so she won't remember.

Bekii: What "special problem"?!

&$&$&$ OH! the SusPenSE!$&$&$&$&$&$&

P.S. The doctor put on an act saying that she was fine, she just needed some medicine, and she would be okay. He didnt want to mention the voices around her, otherwise she might go on a screaming rampage and run out of the building. That wouldve been funny, but isnt neccessary

Bekii: WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!

Mummy: Nothing, its just.....uhhh.... hormones! You are almost a teen after all. You are 1 today, so you should be changing soon.

Bekii: Oh, right.

Mummy: Yeah.

Didee: What are hormones?

Mummy: O.O Uhhhh...... when ummm..... the things that makes you eat chocolate.... a LOT. And umm.... they make you need to pee.... a LOT. And umm.... thats all.

Didee: OK, right.

Bekii: I heard you get those, then you get a baby.

Mummy: WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

Bekii: Internet.

Mummy: Well, thats wrong.

Didee: Well, how do you get a baby then?

Mummy: Ummm.... well..... When a man loves a woman,... he gives her flowers.... and uh, then.. she eats the flowers... Then, he well... waves his magic wand! Then, POOF! Theres a baby. And uh, yeah!

Didee: Well, I heard, there are fire works so you cant see anything, then the-

Mummy: Ok, well thats enough on THAT subject. O.O

Bekii: But I heard that they-

Mummy: ENOUGH. Don't listen to anything you hear, ok? Just tell them they are wrong and that there are flowers and magic wands... not anything else? OKAY?

Authors Note: TEE HEE! That was fun Too bad tamas dont actually ask things like that, or talk in general.

#@#@# TeeNaGe YeaRs! @#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@

Didee: Oh great, hormones. -Didee Flashes!-

Mummy: -has a feeling shes not gonna be a young mimitchi D:-

Didee: -Turns into an ugly Hinatchi - AHH! I'M SO UGLY!! HORMONES!

Bekii: -laughs and changes into a cute UFOtchi - AWW! Kawaii!

Mummy: O.O But, but but, Didee is the better behaved one! How do you change into a BAD character? And Bekii, you're CRAZY! How did you become the good character.

D&B: Hormones..!

Authors Note: TEE HEE! But, hinatchis are really ugly D:

 

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*-*-*-LiP GloSs!-*-*-*-* (not the song!)

Mummy: OMG! YOU ATE THAT WHOLE THING OF LIPGLOSS!?

Didee: It tasted so good!

Mummy: OMG! YOU ARE GONNA DIE!

Bekii: Hahaha, dummy. You ATE lipgloss.

Mummy: GOTTA GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR! THESE TAMS ARE WAY TOO STRESSFUL!

Didee: Ohhh... I dun feel so good...

Mummy: ARGH! THE DOCTOR WONT PICK UP!

Bekii: Hahahaha, this is WAY too funny. I gotta get this on video-tape.

Didee: Ahhh..... meh tummeh...

Mummy: DIDEE! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONE!

*(To the DocTorS!)*

Doctor: Geez, your kids sure do get into a lot of trouble.

Mummy: ^_^ What are you trying to say, Doctor?

Doctor: O.O -feels his life is in danger so quickly changes the subject- Well, she should be just fine, the lipgloss wont really hurt her, but I think she had an allergic reaction. Thats why her lips are so swollen.

Mummy: ThInkS: I'm gonna hurt this guy! -- HER LIPS ARE LIKE THAT BECAUSE SHE IS A HINATCHI!

Doctor: Ohh, sorry. Uhh, well. Umm, just give her some advil and she should be okay. If she throws up, dont be su-

Mummy: -Grabs kids and leaves without paying the doctor-

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Mummy: GEEZUSONABIKE That guy gets on my nerves!

Bekii: -dying from laughter because the doctor made fun of Didees lips-

Didee: -hits Bekii with a math book, almost knocking her out. Somehow, she is still laughing.- Me too!

Mummy: I think we need to find a new doctor.

Authors note: OK, this what REALLY happend. I was putting on some Burt's Bees, and I had Didee on my lap. I dropped the cap, so I put the chapstick on my lap with Didee. I bent down to get the cap, and when I got back up and grabbed my chapstick, the top layer was all shaved off and lumpy. I looked at Didee, and she had lipgloss all over her screen! I guess when I bent down, my legs smooshed together and got Didees screen all chap-sticky. I freaked, because I thought something bad was gonna happen. I wiped it off, shes okay, and I wrote this afterwards so its all good

 

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I got mails! Thankies NovemberTama for the PM! Me loves your log READ NOVEMBERS LOG! OR MY TAMS WILL COME ATTACK YOU WITH EYE-PATCHES!

*%*%*%*%*%ThE VoiCes ReTurn!%*%*%*%*%*%*

Bekii: Oh dear, Oh dear, OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR!

Mummy: Whats wrong?! SWEETIE?

Bekii: Not a giant baby! A GIANT BABY IS SITTING ON ME! OH NOES!

D&M: O.O

Bekii: MY BRAINS! THEY ARE BEING SQUISHED!

Authors Note: I thought I might add that because I left my tams on the floor, and my baby brother sat on them XD

69696969696969 Mummy Gets a Break! 696969696969696969

Mummy: Oh, you guys are so well behaved.

D&B: ThInKs: WE ARE SO BORED!

Mummy: You guys have been so nice and quiet all day. Not needing much except for training, its been so lovely. OMG YOU GUYS ARE STARVING AND THERES POO EVERYWHERE! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING?!

Didee: We thought you needed a break. Wasnt it nice?

Mummy:

Authors Note: I FEEL SO BAD! I NEGLECTED MY TAMS! D: I've been on the copmputer all day. DARN YOU DISTRACTING COMPUTER!

-8-8-8 Adventures in SkEwl! 8-8-8-8

Mummy: Ok, girlies, I'm going to take you to school, BUT, you have to be quiet ALL DAY. AND BE GOOD. I won't be able to check on you except for when I go to the bathroom. -shoves girls in bag-

Didee: Eww, it smells like french fries in here.

Bekii: -getting a bit claustra- Oh dear, it does smell rather rank in here.

Didee: -pokes head out of bag- Ohhhhh lookie there! There are all these people! It smells like a gym sock out here! And a slight hint of 24 year old cheese.

Bekii: -feels slightly ill- Could you stop please. I'm getting motion sickness.

Didee: Whatever, lady. I- AHHHHH! -falls out of bag!

Mummy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! -shoves Didee back into bag-

Authors note: I forgot to add this before, but about a week ago, (when it was Dione and Buddi and not Didee and Bekii)

Dione fell out of my bag at school! I had to quickly scoop her up and drop her in the bag. Naughty Dione. I knew she was pure evil. Always trying to escape.

 

[BuddiLuvsYew]

HEY! HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! Starfire! Thankies for the Pm I LOVE YOUR LOG, TOO!

You, other people! Read her Log! RIGHT NOW! Or else Dione will come back from the dead and eat your soul like a pancake. https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/xw...SoulPancake.jpg <-- SOul PaNCaKe!

Here it is: https://www.tamatalk.com/IB/index.php?showtopic=150385

Ps: Don't forget about Novembers! https://www.tamatalk.com/IB/index.php?showtopic=149754

HaPpY ReAdiNg!

-*-* The DeraNgEd TaLe Of CouSin WiNsTon*-*-*-

Mummy: Alrighty girls, your cousin Winston is coming to stay for a while.

B&D: Who?

Mummy: Cousin Winston! You remember him!

Bekii: Is he that weird guy you told us never to be alone with because-

Mummy: No. Thats uncle Alfred. -shivers down spine- Eww. Anway, we have to look after him for a little while because his mummy needs a break because shes having trouble dealing with him right now.

Didee: -WhIsPers to Bekii: That means hes a whole load of trouble.

Winston: -bursts through the door- WINSTON HAS ARRIVED!

Mummy: Oh.. Dear.... this should be fun...

Winston: -eyes get really big at the sight of Bekii- 'Ello me lovely lady. Shall we be married by the evening my sweet child?

Bekii: ThiNks: Maybe this is the one we arent supposed to be alone with....

Mummy: Alright Winston, behave! I dont want another one of my teenage girls pregnant....

Bekii: Pregnant! O.O

Didee: PREGNANT?! I'm too young to give birth! My body would crack in half!

Mummy: We arent worried about you, sweetheart. The Doctor already pointed out your lip deformity. Lets not point out the rest of you. ThInKs: I am mean to her, arent I? Oh well. She might as well be told shes ugly from someone who loves her.

Didee:

Winston: Alright, alright, I'll back off Auntie P. What about when shes-

Mummy: I already arranged things with the matchmaker.

Bekii: What? But what if I find a suitable boyfriend/husband guy?

Mummy: Well, it isnt Winston, I can tell you that.

--BTW: Winston is a very handsome, charming Mametchi. So, that doesnt help much--

Winston: How should you know, when two people are in love?

Mummy:Oh, and when did you fall "in love"?

Bekii: We arent in love... yet. -gets little hearts in her eyes- - reminds me of Dione... -

Mummy: Alright, enough of that sort of talk.

Winston: -gazes longingly into Bekii's eyes- Bekii, dear child, will you mar-

Mummy: I SAID ENOUGH! Shes only two years old! My goodness! You nasty, nasty man!

-Goes onto a big rant about how Winston shouldnt be after teenage girls just because he is a lonley old man with no common sense, and then kicks him out-

Mummy: Alright, now hes the one you shouldnt be with alone. -Bloody rapist!-

Authors Note: Sadly, there is no cousin Winston D: I thought maybe he could be my sis's tamagotchi, but hes a V5 and so they cant connect. And, my sisters tamagotchi surely isnt a handsom mametchi XD Anyway, Winston might show up later in the story, because I quite like him Even though he tried to marry one of my daughters. -TeeHee!-

 

[BuddiLuvsYew]

Hey! PEOPLES! I'm at school! TEE HEE! And my tams are sleeping (thank GOODNESS) so I have nothing to post. I could just talk bad about them since they're asleep and cant read, but that would be mean. ANYWAY, I gots more mail

One is from Melza Rocks. THANKIES! Check out her log RIGHT NOW! https://www.tamatalk.com/IB/index.php?showtopic=129044

And then I got some from Roxygirl26. She has an awesome log, so go check it out or else Dione will come back from the dead (again) and smash your tamas with a geenie lamp TEE HEE. Here it is: https://www.tamatalk.com/IB/index.php?showtopic=150287

Well, umm thats all for now!

-glares at sleeping tamas-

LATERS!

 

[BuddiLuvsYew]

-(-(-(-(-( Mummy is mAd )-)-)-)-

Mummy: ThInkS: They are three years old DARNIT! Why arent they adults?!

-Girlies are in the bathtub. (they have to share bath-time because Mummy's poor so they live in a trailer with one bathtub) And they are fighting like mad twits.-

Didee: GIMME BACK THE SOAP! I MUST BE CLEAN!

Bekii: -Is still all in love mode... ugh..- But I need to be clean for.... Him.... <3 <3

Didee: GeezusONaBIKE GIMME THE SOAP!

Bekii: -is clumsy in lovey-dovey mode and drops the soap in the bottom of the bathtub-

Didee: YOU TWIT! Now I have to go to the bottom and get the soap!

-the bathtub was rather deep for two little tams-

Didee: -swims to the bottom, only to be abducted by the tub-beast- AHHH!!!!

Mummy: WHATS GOING ON?!

Bekii: I....dont.... know..... <3

Mummy: Stop blabbering like the bi-polar twit you are and go find your sister!

Bekii: mhhmmmm.... -slips under the water slowly-

Mummy: ThInkS: Watch 'em drown. -teehee!-

Didee: -is being slowly pulled down the drain by the tub-beast-

Bekii: -sees the tub-best draggin her sister down and grabs her-

Tub-Beast: SinGs (O.O..oh dear..) : Come quickly little girl, my dear sweet thing. We must hurry to the under ground sea cave! There you will live forever with me, ahahaha!

Didee: -is starting to feel faint from lack of air-

-The Tub-Beast finally shoves himself and Didee down the drain, with Bekii following them.. They enter the underground sea cave-

Tub-Beast: -Still Singing... ugh- Oh little girl, look where we are! Oh, you are such a star, tonight! We shall feast upon you sister there, OH WHAT A JOLLY TIME WE SHALL HAVE! -gets a crazy look in his eye- MWUAHAHA!

Didee: AAHHHHH!!!!!!!

-Mummy's super senses are TiNGLiNG!-

Mummy: -jumps into the tub and down the drain...-

*%*%*%*%tO Be CONtiNueD! -that means my mom is yelling at me to go to sleep... NIGHT nIghT!%*%*%*%*