Mametchi and the Tiger

[The Tamagotchi Guardian]

Once upon a time there was a young tama named Mametchi. Mametchi lived in London, UK. While walking home from school one day, a gold Tiger jumped out from behind a hedge and tackled Mametchi to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Mametchi realized that the gold Tiger was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Mametchi decided to keep the gold Tiger as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name his pet gold Tiger ''William.'' When Mametchi and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Mametchi's mother, Milly. And boy was she surprised to see a gold Tiger following Mametchi into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Milly. ''It's a gold Tiger,'' answered Mametchi. ''Dah, I can see that, Mametchi, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Milly. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Mametchi. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Milly. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates gold Tigers. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Mametchi grabbed William by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to disapprove. Once in the house, Mametchi and William played and played, that is until Mametchi's favorite television show, ''The Ghost Hunter,'' started. At that point Mametchi forgot all about William having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''The Ghost Hunter,'' when Mametchi was brought back to reality when she heard his father shout, ''AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mametchi! Get your bottom in the living room...NOW!!'' With that Mametchi rushed into the living room to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the living room, there stood his father, Peter, pointing toward the sofa. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Mametchi followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the sofa, was the biggest pile of Tiger doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Peter. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Mametchi knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep William for a pet. So without hesitation, Mametchi set out to find where William was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Mametchi discovered William crouched beneath the table that Mametchi did her maths on. ''Come on, William, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the sofa!'' scolded Mametchi. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Tiger!! And with that Mametchi led William out of the house and down to the local ASDA. They had a pet section and Mametchi knew the owner would find William a good home. So after saying good-bye to William, and thanking the owner of ASDA, Mametchi walked backed home and attempted to drown her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen milkshakes. But Mametchi's pity party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Mametchi suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.