iluniss
Well-known member
hi. my name is tor. i am a gourmetchi. and yes, i do have a pet dog. a very large pet dog.
some of you may be asking: how on earth did he get a dog? well, its actually not my dog. its my owner, iluniss's. it is a nano puppy. althoug its not quite a puppy. not any more! if it sat on me, it would probably be the end of me.
and this is how that dog got me into big trouble. oh, yes.
it all started when i first met my mom. my mom was a ponytchi, or at least thats what ilu says she was. all i really remember is someone holding me and feeding me itsy bitsy pieces of a scone. she was pretty, thats for sure. i also remember trying to get away from the large, slobbering beast that looked into our screen. but i ran into moms gigantic high-heel boots. mom siad that it was a dog.mom said that it had to eat and sleep, like us, and not to be afraid of it.
that night mom went away. i still get to visit her at tamatown, but i still miss the fell of her boots holding me.(she has no arms, shes a ponytchi.)
the next day i met my friend, sophi. she was a girl, and her mom had left her too. we soon became fast friends.
but then that big blundering oaf of a dog had to come bursting through, and scare her pooless. illuniss came over and picked it up, then spanked nano, which is what we call him. he actually has a different name, but i dont know what it is. ilu naver says it in public, only in her room, alone. apparently its some kinda big secret.
anyways, nano got in big trouble and was stuck in his doghouse for the night.
the next day, i felt lots of pain. burning pain. lots of dots flashed in front of my eyes. and-BAM! i was a todler.
sophi was, too. this time i went over to her house. and who came in?
who do you think?
--------------------------------------------------
watch for part 2! coming as soon as i get my big lazy butt around to it.
some of you may be asking: how on earth did he get a dog? well, its actually not my dog. its my owner, iluniss's. it is a nano puppy. althoug its not quite a puppy. not any more! if it sat on me, it would probably be the end of me.
and this is how that dog got me into big trouble. oh, yes.
it all started when i first met my mom. my mom was a ponytchi, or at least thats what ilu says she was. all i really remember is someone holding me and feeding me itsy bitsy pieces of a scone. she was pretty, thats for sure. i also remember trying to get away from the large, slobbering beast that looked into our screen. but i ran into moms gigantic high-heel boots. mom siad that it was a dog.mom said that it had to eat and sleep, like us, and not to be afraid of it.
that night mom went away. i still get to visit her at tamatown, but i still miss the fell of her boots holding me.(she has no arms, shes a ponytchi.)
the next day i met my friend, sophi. she was a girl, and her mom had left her too. we soon became fast friends.
but then that big blundering oaf of a dog had to come bursting through, and scare her pooless. illuniss came over and picked it up, then spanked nano, which is what we call him. he actually has a different name, but i dont know what it is. ilu naver says it in public, only in her room, alone. apparently its some kinda big secret.
anyways, nano got in big trouble and was stuck in his doghouse for the night.
the next day, i felt lots of pain. burning pain. lots of dots flashed in front of my eyes. and-BAM! i was a todler.
sophi was, too. this time i went over to her house. and who came in?
who do you think?
--------------------------------------------------
watch for part 2! coming as soon as i get my big lazy butt around to it.
