Help me please!

[Shatter]

Well, I just ordered a Tamagotchi from Ebay, shipped straight from Hong Kong. Its baby blue, with white around the screen, and FOUR yellow buttons. Ive searched everywhere for english instructions, but I can only find instructions for 3 button models. Ive already killed one because I couldnt figure out what to do, and I'm so frustrated. It makes random noises and the infra-red thing flashes every so often, but its not doing anything but bouncing around and refusing to do anything but eat!!! Please help me learn how to use it and set the functions! Any help would be GREATLY appreciated!

--Shatter

 

[PockyGirl]

I'm sorry shatter but what you bought was a fake. They never will work right.

 

[Shatter]

Yeah, I just noticed the 'fake tama' forum on here.

 

 

Thank you though. No wonder I cant find instructions.

 

 

Now, I must either commit Harikari or go find a real one.

 

 

*hangs heaad in shame*