Funny Stories

[acegirl906]

Ever thought of something funny or REALLY FUNNY?

Post the story here!

 

[*~Jess~*]

A friend of mine was swimming in a lake or something similar when he was about 4 during a flood. He needed to 'go' but he didn't want to get out of the water. In his mind he was having a big debate; go in the water or be a man and go behind the bushes. He was just wallowing there in the water and his sister asked him what he was doing. When he replied, his sister said "Eww! Go behind the bushes!" So he did. He didn't come back for about half an hour. BTW, he was doing a 'number 2'. His friend asked why he was gone for a long time. He replied that he had just come back from pooing on a rock. His friend asked "Cool! Can I have a photo of it?!" and he said "Sure!". So they both went over to the place where he had done his business. It wasn't there. "I swear I did it there" he said. They saw the 'rock' 10 metres away from where he actually did it. They got closer to it and then the rock moved. They both realized that he had done his business on a turtle!

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!

 

[drwhokid]

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a poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[.::Snowy::.]

Just before lunch the fire alarm went off but a boy in my class thought it was the lunch bell and jumped up and said really loudly "It's lunch time!! Wheee!!" He then started to jump out of the classroom. My teach yelled at him and told him that it was the fire alarm running for a test. He sat down in his seat and hid behind a book.

 

[*~Jess~*]

I've got another about the same friend. He really needed to go, again, but this time it was at school. The teacher wouldn't let him out of class to go to the toilet, so he had to hold it in. Then, all of a sudden, he came up with a master plan for revenge. He quickly made his way down to the teacher's desk, unzipped his pants, and let loose. He peeed everywhere under the teacher's desk! BTW, I didn't see this, and I wouldn't want to either. His sister told me about it.

Another time (the same guy) he needed to go to the toilet, yet again, but this time he made it to the toilet. YAY FOR CHARLIE! He had one of those gold bottles of coke that you can't see through, half full with coke. Just before he went into the men's toilet, he gave it to them to look after and he said "do not drink it" and then he went in to the toilet. When he came out and drunk some of his coke, his friends burst out laughing. Charlie didn't know what happened, so his friends explained. While he was doing his business, his friends played a nasty trick on Charlie. They drunk his coke and then went into the toilet and peeed in the bottle. They put the lid on and HEY PRESTO! Pee in a bottle to go! Charlie spat out the 'coke' and smacked his friends across the face (in a funny joking way).

CHARLIE IS A VERY FUNNY GUY, TRUST ME.

*~Jess~*

PS> Don't ask me why all of his stories are related the dunny and business. I have no idea. The stories are funny.