This fanfic is not serious AT ALL. So dont go all "OMG DIS FANFIC SUX U R RLY BAD AT FNFIC!!!1111ONEONEONE!!!EXCLAMATIONMARK!!!!1111ELEVEN" Kapeesh? Note this includes some SORT OF offensive words. They're nothing too bad.
Chapter 1...
Kuchipatchi: *cries*
Tarakotchi: How the heck can you cry? Adults forget how to cry.
Kuchipatchi: No, we're just not programmed to cry.
Tarakotchi: If we're not programmed to, how can you do it?
Kuchipatchi: We're in a fanfic made by some really really bored guy. WE'RE FREE!!!!
Tarakotchi: Oh, okay!
Somewhere else...
Mametchi: Mimitchi, humans can be really dumb.
Mimitchi: Hmm?
Mametchi: Yeah! They think we're actually IN tamatown when they enter their username. Phh... how dumb are they?
Mimitchi: You're right. What shall we do?
Mametchi: Hmm...
Mimitchi: Hmm...
Mametchi: DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!
*they start dancing*
Commercial time!
Mametchi: New, TAMAGOTCHI V0!
Kuchipatchi: IT'S EVEN WORSE AND GLITCHIER THAN V3!!!
Mimitchi: Duller!
Memetchi: Girlier!
Tarakotchi: Horribly overpriced!
All: GET IT NOW!!!
Next commercial....
Ringotchi: A ringo a day keeps the doctor away!
Ichigotchi: An ichigo too!
Oniontchi: O RLY?
Ringotchi + Ichigotchi: YA RLY!
Oniontchi: A/n *insert japanese name for onion* a day keeps EVERYONE away!
Ringotchi: Nuh uh!
Oniontchi: Yuh uh!
Next commercial....
Batafuraitchi: Do you think the author is doing these commercials to make this seem long?
Marumimitchi: All TV stations do that...
Batafuraitchi: Yeah, some shows are only like 10 minutes and they end up 25 minutes thanks to ads...
End of commercial break...
Mimitchi: Sorry, that's all the time we have for now! *runs*
Chapter 1...
Kuchipatchi: *cries*
Tarakotchi: How the heck can you cry? Adults forget how to cry.
Kuchipatchi: No, we're just not programmed to cry.
Tarakotchi: If we're not programmed to, how can you do it?
Kuchipatchi: We're in a fanfic made by some really really bored guy. WE'RE FREE!!!!
Tarakotchi: Oh, okay!
Somewhere else...
Mametchi: Mimitchi, humans can be really dumb.
Mimitchi: Hmm?
Mametchi: Yeah! They think we're actually IN tamatown when they enter their username. Phh... how dumb are they?
Mimitchi: You're right. What shall we do?
Mametchi: Hmm...
Mimitchi: Hmm...
Mametchi: DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!
*they start dancing*
Commercial time!
Mametchi: New, TAMAGOTCHI V0!
Kuchipatchi: IT'S EVEN WORSE AND GLITCHIER THAN V3!!!
Mimitchi: Duller!
Memetchi: Girlier!
Tarakotchi: Horribly overpriced!
All: GET IT NOW!!!
Next commercial....
Ringotchi: A ringo a day keeps the doctor away!
Ichigotchi: An ichigo too!
Oniontchi: O RLY?
Ringotchi + Ichigotchi: YA RLY!
Oniontchi: A/n *insert japanese name for onion* a day keeps EVERYONE away!
Ringotchi: Nuh uh!
Oniontchi: Yuh uh!
Next commercial....
Batafuraitchi: Do you think the author is doing these commercials to make this seem long?
Marumimitchi: All TV stations do that...
Batafuraitchi: Yeah, some shows are only like 10 minutes and they end up 25 minutes thanks to ads...
End of commercial break...
Mimitchi: Sorry, that's all the time we have for now! *runs*
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